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Old 03-25-2009, 10:52 AM   #1
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The Expendables

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Old 03-25-2009, 10:58 AM   #2
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:01 AM   #3
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LMAO i wonder whats the death rate going to be in that movie
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:03 AM   #4
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I'm calling BS...

No way you could get all those Egos in the same room without ripping a hole in the space time continuum
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:05 AM   #5
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I'm calling BS...

No way you could get all those Egos in the same room without ripping a hole in the space time continuum
I would agree if Russell Crow was there but he's too big for the lot....
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:07 AM   #6
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they should add jerry seinfeld as a comic relief
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:10 AM   #7
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Where's Van Damme?
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:11 AM   #8
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I would agree if Russell Crow was there but he's too big for the lot....
Very true... that might make this a possiblity.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:13 AM   #9
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Where's Van Damme?
He's trying to get with Steven Segal for a different but equally pathetic movie with another collection of has beens...
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:15 AM   #10
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:15 AM   #11
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Oh this will be a classic.

At some point in this movie, the following scenes will occur:


* Arnold will be running his slow ass across a field firing a machine gun on the move and nail 250 enemy's and not get hit once himself.

* Stallone will get into a fist fight and take at least 25 punches to the face and still kick the other guys ass.

* Statham will be in the most ridiculous impossible stunt which defies the laws of physics.

* Jet Li will of course round house at least 30 guys in the face.

* Whittaker will play a fat smart guy who doesn't fight at all

* Lundgren will speak bad english and kill hundreds


So WTF, where is Van dam? He and Jet Li could do a scene together where they stand back to back and just kick people in the face for 5 minutes. lol
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:16 AM   #12
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Damn....so you're saying there's no way we can get any of these guys to play Jay Cutler in his upcoming movie?
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:19 AM   #13
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On a side note, if you are not employed, I hear they are looking for roughly 5000 dudes for movie extras. Basically you are gonna just act like you are getting your ass kicked.
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He's trying to get with Steven Segal for a different but equally pathetic movie with another collection of has beens...
Van Damme still means something in the international DVD market! Beats what i do


On a side note, there's a character in the Expendables named "Hale Caeser" Oh sly, ya still got it.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:22 AM   #15
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On a side note, if you are not employed, I hear they are looking for roughly 5000 dudes for movie extras. Basically you are gonna just act like you are getting your ass kicked.
Bob should be good at that. He can tell them he's been method acting for around 30 years now.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:26 AM   #16
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Sweet, ill check it out. One last Hoorah for the has beens.
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The Dispensable's

starring:

Jean Claude Van Damme
Steven Segal
Wesley Snipes
Michael Dudikoff
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
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Van Damme still means something in the international DVD market! Beats what i do


On a side note, there's a character in the Expendables named "Hale Caeser" Oh sly, ya still got it.
In all fairness I loved the last Rambo movie...
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Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
Jeff Speakman
I see you put Norris in there.
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:20 PM   #21
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Holy hell, it's like someone let my dad make a movie!
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:26 PM   #22
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:49 PM   #23
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:50 PM   #24
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Awful.

The world feels sorry for Mickey Rourke and his so-real-it-hurts depiction in The Wrestler, so the film industry hopes to capitalize on its success by fielding an all-star cast of has-been tough guys.
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Awful.

The world feels sorry for Mickey Rourke and his so-real-it-hurts depiction in The Wrestler, so the film industry hopes to capitalize on its success by fielding an all-star cast of has-been tough guys.
I REALLY hope he doesn't screw up the next Iron Man. That is my only hope.
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