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Old 03-17-2009, 03:16 PM   #1
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Default Jay Cutler has broken up with you. Beg for him back here...

Jay has broken up with you fans, and deserted his teammates. (Those guys that "love him" and that "love playing for him," and that "he loves" so much.")

Aside from demanding a trade when his teammates needed him the most, and the entire organization is asking him to return (read: honor his contract) ... he's said it's time to leave.

Sorry, fans. It's not you, it's him. We've all been there, right? He could have at least written us a dear John letter. Anyway, he doesn't want you back. After all, as he said in his own words... he doesn't want to be in Denver, as things have sort of (quote) "run their course."

So, I figured we needed a thread to crawl on our hands and knees and beg him to come back.... tell him you love him... you can't live without him, however you want to say it. Never mind that he doesn't want you. You'll change his mind! You'll convince him to love you!

Sounds like Coach McDaniels really wants him to join the team, but I doubt he'll snivel... ummm... I mean appeal to Jay to come back with strong emotion. So, I figure some of the fans here can write sort of an open letter to Jay. Sound good?

Who wants to go first?

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Old 03-17-2009, 03:20 PM   #2
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So, when the front office entertains trades for our pro bowl QB (won't even talk about how idiotic this is, in light of a second-to-last rated defense), it's 'business,' it's not personal. So when Jay, who is getting crap for cash at the moment for a QB of his caliber, wants some sort of assurance he won't be traded the next time McD has a hardon for a different QB, it's NOT business, now, it's personal?

Why the double-standard?

And why in the hell were we looking at the QB position at ALL. What a moronic first move for our new 'coach.'
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:22 PM   #3
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:23 PM   #4
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Well, that's not going to get Jay back. You have to do better than that.

This is Jay Cutler, bro. He says he's "run his course" with you.

You'd better work harder than that.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:23 PM   #5
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So, when the front office entertains trades for our pro bowl QB (won't even talk about how idiotic this is, in light of a second-to-last rated defense), it's 'business,' it's not personal. So when Jay, who is getting crap for cash at the moment for a QB of his caliber, wants some sort of assurance he won't be traded the next time McD has a hardon for a different QB, it's NOT business, now, it's personal?

Why the double-standard?

And why in the hell were we looking at the QB position at ALL. What a moronic first move for our new 'coach.'
I think you missed the point of the thread. Follow my lead...


Cutler please come back! Please we need you! I can't go on living without you and your big hairy vag! You are like Edward and I am Bella, swooning as you sparkle in the sun! PLEASSSEEEE!!!!!!
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:23 PM   #6
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:25 PM   #7
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Jay, we're pregnant...
It's so funny to read this and then see Rumsfeld fold a paper swan.
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Well, that's not going to get Jay back. You have to do better than that.

This is Jay Cutler, bro. He says he's "run his course" with you.

You'd better work harder than that.
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It's so funny to read this and then see Rumsfeld fold a paper swan.
watching him hold up a horse's ass is pretty funny too...
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:27 PM   #10
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Oh, this is a troll thread.. isn't this sort of crap moved somewhere where worthless threads are put to rest?
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:29 PM   #12
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Oh, this is a troll thread.. isn't this sort of crap moved somewhere where worthless threads are put to rest?
Oh, sorry Mr. 318.

I didn't realize we weren't allowed to express our opinions on the main page, or if we do... perhaps we need to run the format by you first?

Tell you what, use your 319th post to tell us how we can and can't express our opinions around here. Maybe, write something up and Taco can post it in the "Forum Rules" section.

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Old 03-17-2009, 03:29 PM   #13
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Great, another "hey, look at me!" thread.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:31 PM   #14
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Jay, we're pregnant...




I hate those /thread posts, but you probably deserve one for that.

****in' Awesome.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:31 PM   #15
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Oh, this is a troll thread.. isn't this sort of crap moved somewhere where worthless threads are put to rest?
To the butt, yes.

Anyway, Ill play. "Jay, you are the future, the franchise, and we cannot lose you. That a-hole that lied to you is gone, here is a new 9 figure contract with a no trade clause, and I love you."
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:32 PM   #16
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Great, another "hey, look at me!" thread.
Sorry, Grandma. Is the "NO FUN" light on? I didn't see it.

God forbid we take up a thread for a few laughs, huh?

I'd hate to bump the "Chiefs sign washed up slob" thread off the main page.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:34 PM   #17
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Don't worry Jay,


I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:34 PM   #18
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To the butt, yes.
C'mon, there's no politics here... just people expressing a football opinion, albeit in a comedic and/or different way. No personal attacks.

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To the butt, yes.

Anyway, Ill play. "Jay, you are the future, the franchise, and we cannot lose you. That a-hole that lied to you is gone, here is a new 9 figure contract with a no trade clause, and I love you."
That's getting there.

Tell him you're sorry, though. Sound like you mean it.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:35 PM   #19
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Jay, come back, if only to make Popps miserable for the next 12 years.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:35 PM   #20
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:37 PM   #21
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Oh, sorry Mr. 318.

I didn't realize we weren't allowed to express our opinions on the main page, or if we do... perhaps we need to run the format by you first?

Tell you what, use your 319th post to tell us how we can and can't express our opinions around here. Maybe, write something up and Taco can post it in the "Forum Rules" section.

Thanks.
Broncos4tw is actually Jay Cutler. So, yes, you have to run everything by him now.

What do you think he is? Some sort of chimp? With you as always is Garth?
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:38 PM   #22
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We were only talking to Matt Cassell because he reminds us of you. Except you're so much better. I bought you this puppy and some flowers and 'beetus friendly mockolates.
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Dear Jay -
You were drafted to replace my favorite Denver Bronco, Jake Plummer. I have been wishing bad things on you ever since. I guess wishes do come true! Have fun with that Detroit O-line!

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Old 03-17-2009, 03:40 PM   #24
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:41 PM   #25
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Oh, this is a troll thread.. isn't this sort of crap moved somewhere where worthless threads are put to rest?
Pretty much....

I think Popps Flops has made 4 threads in the last 24 hours that were simply nothing but trolling and hate against Cutler. I'd just ignore the threads if I were you, as they have no repercussions on the situation and simply exist to stir up more drama and prologue the controversy on the forums.
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