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[Spider]

**** Aneta Briant Lyrics:
Hey, **** Aneta Briant, who the hell is she,
Tellin' all them ******s that they can't be free?
Throw that b**** in prison maybe then she'll see.
Just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me.

Because they wash your clothes, clean your cell,
Help you drain your hose.
Give you smokes, laugh at jokes,
Sew up all your clothes.
Rub your feet, beat your meat,
Heaven only knows,
What I'd do without those homosexuals?

They all read and write, **** all night,
Clean your fingernails.
Help you dress, play you chess,
Lay you down some rails [4] .
Be your wife, take your life
In a jealous rage.
Who says we don't need them homosexuals?

I tell you some are big and some are small,
And some are in-between.
Some are yellow-belly queers,
An' some of them are mean.
Some are killers, some are thieves,
Some are singers too.
In fact, Aneta Briant, some act just like you.

So, **** Aneta Briant, who the hell is she,
Tellin' all them ******s that they can't be free?
Throw that b**** in prison then maybe she'll see.
Just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me.

Because they Wash your clothes, clean your cell,

Help you drain your hose.
Give you smokes, laugh at jokes,
Sew up all your clothes.
Rub your feet, beat your meat,
Heaven only knows,
What I'd do without those homosexuals.

They all read and write, **** all night,
Clean your fingernails.
Help you dress, play you chess,
An' lay you down some rails. [4]
Be your wife, take your life
In a jealous rage.
Who says we don't need them homosexuals?

I tell you some are big and some are small,
And some are in-between.
[Fade.]
Some are yellow-belly queers,
And some of them are mean.
Some are killers, some are thieves,
Some are singers too.
In fact, Aneta Briant, some act just like you.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I love gay homosexual queers!

[Iowanian]

Spider's CB handle is "CB SAVAGE" The Spider Anthem

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