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Old 03-27-2009, 12:28 PM   #2376
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Well done... but it simply didn't go far enough. Had you gone the extra step of suggesting a feverish nightly banging of said victims cinamon ring with a severed goat limb or even the mention of a morning ritual of unloading some ectoplasmic throat yougurt on them as they kissed the family goodbye... well... then clearly we would of had one for the ages

None the less... good effort.
I was trying to keep it clean....all I hear on this board is how its "family" board....so no pictures of boobies or conversations about swollen prostates....so I have to get my booby and prostate fix elsewhere.

Had I known the "Survivor Thread" was open to yogurt throat deposits and descriptions of rectal debauchery I would have made a more concerted effort to pretty my rant up with some grisly detail.

The worst part about my death was the gracious manner in which it was done. It was like showing up for my first day in jail and having my new cellmate help me hang up my Jim Rome poster and my "The Many Faces of Constipated Penguins" calendar. He then shows a very touristy view of the prison facilities, shares his biscuit with me in the mess hall, and teaches me the secret in making the prison toilet paper just soft enough to not irritate my bum (the secret is hand soap)

Then right before bed he leans over, and in a very quiet, yet reassuing tone he tells me, "You know I'm going to be making violent love to your cornmuffin every night right"...and with a little tap on the head and a slight massage on the shoulder, his true intentions are revealed....

so yea, this game is kinda like that
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:35 PM   #2377
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I was trying to keep it clean....all I hear on this board is how its "family" board....so no pictures of boobies or conversations about swollen prostates....so I have to get my booby and prostate fix elsewhere.

Had I known the "Survivor Thread" was open to yogurt throat deposits and descriptions of rectal debauchery I would have made a more concerted effort to pretty my rant up with some grisly detail.

The worst part about my death was the gracious manner in which it was done. It was like showing up for my first day in jail and having my new cellmate help me hang up my Jim Rome poster and my "The Many Faces of Constipated Penguins" calendar. He then shows a very touristy view of the prison facilities, shares his biscuit with me in the mess hall, and teaches me the secret in making the prison toilet paper just soft enough to not irritate my bum (the secret is hand soap)

Then right before bed he leans over, and in a very quiet, yet reassuing tone he tells me, "You know I'm going to be making violent love to your cornmuffin every night right"...and with a little tap on the head and a slight massage on the shoulder, his true intentions are revealed....

so yea, this game is kinda like that
I completely understand and the prison scenario reminds me of season 1... heh, good times.
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:38 PM   #2378
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I was trying to keep it clean....all I hear on this board is how its "family" board....so no pictures of boobies or conversations about swollen prostates....so I have to get my booby and prostate fix elsewhere.

Had I known the "Survivor Thread" was open to yogurt throat deposits and descriptions of rectal debauchery I would have made a more concerted effort to pretty my rant up with some grisly detail.

The worst part about my death was the gracious manner in which it was done. It was like showing up for my first day in jail and having my new cellmate help me hang up my Jim Rome poster and my "The Many Faces of Constipated Penguins" calendar. He then shows a very touristy view of the prison facilities, shares his biscuit with me in the mess hall, and teaches me the secret in making the prison toilet paper just soft enough to not irritate my bum (the secret is hand soap)

Then right before bed he leans over, and in a very quiet, yet reassuing tone he tells me, "You know I'm going to be making violent love to your cornmuffin every night right"...and with a little tap on the head and a slight massage on the shoulder, his true intentions are revealed....

so yea, this game is kinda like that
We did apologize...
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:45 PM   #2379
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We did apologize...
I had a PacMan frog once.....a nasty little guy....and all he would eat was mice.

Whenever I picked out a mouse, before putting him in the frog's cage for his subsequent evisceration, I woudl apologize. Not just one of those weak, "I'm sorry but I can't wait to see my frog swallow you whole" but a real, "Wow, I'm really sorry your life comes to an end in an few minutes. If there is anyway I can make this less painful let me know." They never did let me know how to alleviate the pain, they would just screech and squeal in my hand...I'm assuming there was some sort of a language barrier.

Well, short story into long story, each of these mice recieved an apology from me....and each of these mice had their abdomens, heads and spines chomped on by my frog (aptly named Gilbert)...

Moral of the story: Sometimes an apology just doesnt get the job done.

Moral of the story #2: Being a mouse sucks
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:59 PM   #2380
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We are all well aware of that...
Dont go taking this out on BroncoBiv. Someone had to lead this mess.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:04 PM   #2381
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I had a PacMan frog once.....a nasty little guy....and all he would eat was mice.

Whenever I picked out a mouse, before putting him in the frog's cage for his subsequent evisceration, I woudl apologize. Not just one of those weak, "I'm sorry but I can't wait to see my frog swallow you whole" but a real, "Wow, I'm really sorry your life comes to an end in an few minutes. If there is anyway I can make this less painful let me know." They never did let me know how to alleviate the pain, they would just screech and squeal in my hand...I'm assuming there was some sort of a language barrier.

Well, short story into long story, each of these mice recieved an apology from me....and each of these mice had their abdomens, heads and spines chomped on by my frog (aptly named Gilbert)...

Moral of the story: Sometimes an apology just doesnt get the job done.

Moral of the story #2: Being a mouse sucks
Real moral of the story: Be the frog, not the mouse. If not, You get eaten

As I said before, "If Life is going to be unfair, Then it might as well be unfair in your favor."
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:36 PM   #2382
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This is the dumbest game ever, even if I was used like a total tool.

When is next years sign-up?
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:37 PM   #2383
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Nearing the FINISH line!




Our surviving contestants:

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Rules as usual... nothing special folks. Each player gets two votes, except for Bronco Yoda, who gets one. No blackout features. Cat poo continues to apply.

PM Votes to Old Dude by Noon, Monday.

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Old 03-27-2009, 01:38 PM   #2384
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:52 PM   #2385
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Nearing the FINISH line!




Our surviving contestants:

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Rules as usual... nothing special folks. Each player gets two votes, except for Bronco Yoda, who gets one. No blackout features. Cat poo continues to apply.

PM Votes to Old Dude by Noon, Monday.

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Can we get a poop update?
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:53 PM   #2386
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:03 PM   #2387
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Its friday and way past 8am so of course
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:09 PM   #2388
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:36 PM   #2389
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hey B*tches. just checking in.
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:40 PM   #2390
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:41 PM   #2391
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2 poo on Broncobiv.
1 poo on bfoflcommish.
1 poo on you.
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Old 03-27-2009, 03:52 PM   #2395
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Hey Conklin, the secret Noob board doesn't seem to be working. Could you PM me the targets?
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Old 03-27-2009, 04:50 PM   #2397
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Just call 1-800-DIE-NOOB

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Important message to: TheReverend; orange&blue; SureShot; bowtown; gunns; bfoflcommish; JCMElway; ApaOps5; Dortoh; Falconer; Bronco Yoda; and Broncobiv.

Everyone else, please avert your eyes.

No fair peeking.



Okay, lady and gentlemen, here's the deal.

Come Noon, Monday, one-third of you are going to be issued your sheets.

That's just the math. I tried to figure out a way to avoid this, but



Yes indeed, it is, what it ****ing is.

One-third of you, four to be exact ... (FOUR) (4) are going to be kilt off deader than doornails.

Excuse me ....








HEY YOU, I SAID NO PEEKING!


Okay, where was I?

Oh yeah. So four of you are gonna "hit the air" around noonish on Monday. And not too long after that ... just a matter of minutes really .... Round TEN is gonna kick off, which is when the Ghosts get to do some really brutal stuff.

Now you four unlucky folks are going to be fairly weak and badly confused ghosts, and it's going to be even harder on you because the other ghosts are going to have had the ghost rules with all the secret code stuff for a couple days to study, and I won't really have the time to get you new guys up to speed.

So you'll just have to make the best of it I guess. I dunno. Make a ghost pal, or something. 'Cause, seriously, I'm not going to have the time to answer your PMs and ****.

Round Nine is a really bad time to die. But it's your own fault for being there.
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:21 PM   #2399
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I am not peeking.... Evil OldDude is back, just the way I like him (Not in a Conklin way)
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