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Old 03-27-2009, 12:05 PM   #2226
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:05 PM   #2227
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:06 PM   #2228
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If this were real life, and I DID become a ghost because of the actions of the alliances that be, I would spend the rest of eternity ruining the lives of those that just booted me off....

I wouldn't kill you, or hurt you, or even scare you....no, I would simply make your existence on a day to day basis so absolutely miserable that within a week you would be sucking on the tailpipe of your car for sweet peacefull release.

While you were at work, I would spend the day turning all of your furniture upside down, turn off the thermostat, unplug your electronics and defecating rancid ghost poop in the corner of every major space in your house. This would easily add a good 2 hours of cleaning/re-organizing every day after you finished your job....i woudl also spend time putting all of your clothes into suitcases, which I woudl lock closed and then lock in the trunk of your car....so you better get a pair of lock cutters

For dinner, there would be nothing left...all of your food left in the house would be shoved into the toilets and clogged into the shower pipes. Not only would this leave you hungry, but the rotting smell of eggs, old ham and molded milk woudl fill every crevace of your backstabbing abode. I might leave rotting tuna in your pillow case and smear your toothbrush with 3 week old mayonnaisse every day just for good measure.

If you had a lawn, I would spend hours lighting parts of it on fire, or simply mowing hate slogans into your property like, "Move Out, White People" or "I Fantasize ABout Killing My Neighbors Dog" or "I think I Cheated on My Wife with your WIfe"....you get the picture.....just enough to make you a mockery in the local neighborhood bar scene.

Forget about getting any sleep....normal ghosts would make creepy sounds or rustle around in the darkness....I'm simply going to turn your oven on every hour on the hour...so you can either get up and turn it off or take the chance of a small fire ripping through your kitchen...oh, and none of the smoke alarms will be on...you can guarantee that....just for added annoyance I might decide to use my ghostly powers to invite all sorts of night creaturse into the house to enjoy the comofort of you home. Nothing like waking up to a family of rodents the size of Benji in your kitchen when you go to turn off the oven.

All in all, as you can see, your lives WOULD HAVE been a virtual hell if this were real life....alas, it is an internet mockery of a game...so I guess I'm left waiting in the Wraith Lounge pushing every ounce of bad kharma I have your way in the meantime
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:09 PM   #2230
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If this were real life, and I DID become a ghost because of the actions of the alliances that be, I would spend the rest of eternity ruining the lives of those that just booted me off....

I wouldn't kill you, or hurt you, or even scare you....no, I would simply make your existence on a day to day basis so absolutely miserable that within a week you would be sucking on the tailpipe of your car for sweet peacefull release.

While you were at work, I would spend the day turning all of your furniture upside down, turn off the thermostat, unplug your electronics and defecating rancid ghost poop in the corner of every major space in your house. This would easily add a good 2 hours of cleaning/re-organizing every day after you finished your job....i woudl also spend time putting all of your clothes into suitcases, which I woudl lock closed and then lock in the trunk of your car....so you better get a pair of lock cutters

For dinner, there would be nothing left...all of your food left in the house would be shoved into the toilets and clogged into the shower pipes. Not only would this leave you hungry, but the rotting smell of eggs, old ham and molded milk woudl fill every crevace of your backstabbing abode. I might leave rotting tuna in your pillow case and smear your toothbrush with 3 week old mayonnaisse every day just for good measure.

If you had a lawn, I would spend hours lighting parts of it on fire, or simply mowing hate slogans into your property like, "Move Out, White People" or "I Fantasize ABout Killing My Neighbors Dog" or "I think I Cheated on My Wife with your WIfe"....you get the picture.....just enough to make you a mockery in the local neighborhood bar scene.

Forget about getting any sleep....normal ghosts would make creepy sounds or rustle around in the darkness....I'm simply going to turn your oven on every hour on the hour...so you can either get up and turn it off or take the chance of a small fire ripping through your kitchen...oh, and none of the smoke alarms will be on...you can guarantee that....just for added annoyance I might decide to use my ghostly powers to invite all sorts of night creaturse into the house to enjoy the comofort of you home. Nothing like waking up to a family of rodents the size of Benji in your kitchen when you go to turn off the oven.

All in all, as you can see, your lives WOULD HAVE been a virtual hell if this were real life....alas, it is an internet mockery of a game...so I guess I'm left waiting in the Wraith Lounge pushing every ounce of bad kharma I have your way in the meantime

I didnt think it could be done but this is my new favorite "good bye" post ever
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:11 PM   #2231
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:11 PM   #2232
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Don't make me send spider to your abode to administer a proper throat punch...
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:17 PM   #2234
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If this were real life, and I DID become a ghost because of the actions of the alliances that be, I would spend the rest of eternity ruining the lives of those that just booted me off....

I wouldn't kill you, or hurt you, or even scare you....no, I would simply make your existence on a day to day basis so absolutely miserable that within a week you would be sucking on the tailpipe of your car for sweet peacefull release.

While you were at work, I would spend the day turning all of your furniture upside down, turn off the thermostat, unplug your electronics and defecating rancid ghost poop in the corner of every major space in your house. This would easily add a good 2 hours of cleaning/re-organizing every day after you finished your job....i woudl also spend time putting all of your clothes into suitcases, which I woudl lock closed and then lock in the trunk of your car....so you better get a pair of lock cutters

For dinner, there would be nothing left...all of your food left in the house would be shoved into the toilets and clogged into the shower pipes. Not only would this leave you hungry, but the rotting smell of eggs, old ham and molded milk woudl fill every crevace of your backstabbing abode. I might leave rotting tuna in your pillow case and smear your toothbrush with 3 week old mayonnaisse every day just for good measure.

If you had a lawn, I would spend hours lighting parts of it on fire, or simply mowing hate slogans into your property like, "Move Out, White People" or "I Fantasize ABout Killing My Neighbors Dog" or "I think I Cheated on My Wife with your WIfe"....you get the picture.....just enough to make you a mockery in the local neighborhood bar scene.

Forget about getting any sleep....normal ghosts would make creepy sounds or rustle around in the darkness....I'm simply going to turn your oven on every hour on the hour...so you can either get up and turn it off or take the chance of a small fire ripping through your kitchen...oh, and none of the smoke alarms will be on...you can guarantee that....just for added annoyance I might decide to use my ghostly powers to invite all sorts of night creaturse into the house to enjoy the comofort of you home. Nothing like waking up to a family of rodents the size of Benji in your kitchen when you go to turn off the oven.

All in all, as you can see, your lives WOULD HAVE been a virtual hell if this were real life....alas, it is an internet mockery of a game...so I guess I'm left waiting in the Wraith Lounge pushing every ounce of bad kharma I have your way in the meantime
Well done... but it simply didn't go far enough. Had you gone the extra step of suggesting a feverish nightly banging of said victims cinamon ring with a severed goat limb or even the mention of a morning ritual of unloading some ectoplasmic throat yougurt on them as they kissed the family goodbye... well... then clearly we would of had one for the ages

None the less... good effort.

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Old 03-27-2009, 12:17 PM   #2235
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:28 PM   #2236
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Well done... but it simply didn't go far enough. Had you gone the extra step of suggesting a feverish nightly banging of said victims cinamon ring with a severed goat limb or even the mention of a morning ritual of unloading some ectoplasmic throat yougurt on them as they kissed the family goodbye... well... then clearly we would of had one for the ages

None the less... good effort.
I was trying to keep it clean....all I hear on this board is how its "family" board....so no pictures of boobies or conversations about swollen prostates....so I have to get my booby and prostate fix elsewhere.

Had I known the "Survivor Thread" was open to yogurt throat deposits and descriptions of rectal debauchery I would have made a more concerted effort to pretty my rant up with some grisly detail.

The worst part about my death was the gracious manner in which it was done. It was like showing up for my first day in jail and having my new cellmate help me hang up my Jim Rome poster and my "The Many Faces of Constipated Penguins" calendar. He then shows a very touristy view of the prison facilities, shares his biscuit with me in the mess hall, and teaches me the secret in making the prison toilet paper just soft enough to not irritate my bum (the secret is hand soap)

Then right before bed he leans over, and in a very quiet, yet reassuing tone he tells me, "You know I'm going to be making violent love to your cornmuffin every night right"...and with a little tap on the head and a slight massage on the shoulder, his true intentions are revealed....

so yea, this game is kinda like that
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:35 PM   #2237
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I was trying to keep it clean....all I hear on this board is how its "family" board....so no pictures of boobies or conversations about swollen prostates....so I have to get my booby and prostate fix elsewhere.

Had I known the "Survivor Thread" was open to yogurt throat deposits and descriptions of rectal debauchery I would have made a more concerted effort to pretty my rant up with some grisly detail.

The worst part about my death was the gracious manner in which it was done. It was like showing up for my first day in jail and having my new cellmate help me hang up my Jim Rome poster and my "The Many Faces of Constipated Penguins" calendar. He then shows a very touristy view of the prison facilities, shares his biscuit with me in the mess hall, and teaches me the secret in making the prison toilet paper just soft enough to not irritate my bum (the secret is hand soap)

Then right before bed he leans over, and in a very quiet, yet reassuing tone he tells me, "You know I'm going to be making violent love to your cornmuffin every night right"...and with a little tap on the head and a slight massage on the shoulder, his true intentions are revealed....

so yea, this game is kinda like that
I completely understand and the prison scenario reminds me of season 1... heh, good times.
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:45 PM   #2238
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We did apologize...
I had a PacMan frog once.....a nasty little guy....and all he would eat was mice.

Whenever I picked out a mouse, before putting him in the frog's cage for his subsequent evisceration, I woudl apologize. Not just one of those weak, "I'm sorry but I can't wait to see my frog swallow you whole" but a real, "Wow, I'm really sorry your life comes to an end in an few minutes. If there is anyway I can make this less painful let me know." They never did let me know how to alleviate the pain, they would just screech and squeal in my hand...I'm assuming there was some sort of a language barrier.

Well, short story into long story, each of these mice recieved an apology from me....and each of these mice had their abdomens, heads and spines chomped on by my frog (aptly named Gilbert)...

Moral of the story: Sometimes an apology just doesnt get the job done.

Moral of the story #2: Being a mouse sucks
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Dont go taking this out on BroncoBiv. Someone had to lead this mess.
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I had a PacMan frog once.....a nasty little guy....and all he would eat was mice.

Whenever I picked out a mouse, before putting him in the frog's cage for his subsequent evisceration, I woudl apologize. Not just one of those weak, "I'm sorry but I can't wait to see my frog swallow you whole" but a real, "Wow, I'm really sorry your life comes to an end in an few minutes. If there is anyway I can make this less painful let me know." They never did let me know how to alleviate the pain, they would just screech and squeal in my hand...I'm assuming there was some sort of a language barrier.

Well, short story into long story, each of these mice recieved an apology from me....and each of these mice had their abdomens, heads and spines chomped on by my frog (aptly named Gilbert)...

Moral of the story: Sometimes an apology just doesnt get the job done.

Moral of the story #2: Being a mouse sucks
Real moral of the story: Be the frog, not the mouse. If not, You get eaten

As I said before, "If Life is going to be unfair, Then it might as well be unfair in your favor."
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:36 PM   #2241
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:37 PM   #2242
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