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Old 03-15-2009, 08:13 PM   #1
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A mother is cleaning her 12 year old sons room when she finds all kinds of handcuffs , whips ,and other S&M gear , she calls her husband at work and tells him what she found , then asked what should we do ? The dad said I dont know , but what ever you do for ****s sake dont spank him .........
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Old 03-15-2009, 08:14 PM   #2
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Meh..heard better....got any more??
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So Spider, your son is into S & M?


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Old 03-15-2009, 08:17 PM   #4
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A prostitute calls up the cops has a truck driver arrested for rape 3 weeks later after the crime ... 6 months later they are in court , and the Judge said , you waited 3 weeks to have this man arrested why ? she said , I didnt know I was being raped until the check bounced .......
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A prostitute calls up the cops has a truck driver arrested for rape 3 weeks later after the crime ... 6 months later they are in court , and the Judge said , you waited 3 weeks to have this man arrested why ? she said , I didnt know I was being raped until the check bounced .......
So you are in trouble with the law AGAIN?
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Old 03-15-2009, 08:33 PM   #6
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JB hunt , Schneider are combining . it will be called
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Trucker jokes rule!!
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, thank god I quit that company

Whats the difference between a JB Hunt truck and a Schneider truck?

About 60 gallons of orange paint...
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Old 03-15-2009, 08:54 PM   #9
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I stopped off at a T/A in IOWA a while back , heard 2 truckers for Quality control transport , the one driver said hey you been married for 4 weeks now how do you like it ? The other driver said I hate it , 1 month of marriage and she already cut me down to 3 nights a week of ass ......... The other driver said I dont know what you are b****ing about , I know 4 other drivers she cut out completely
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