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Old 03-11-2009, 03:51 PM   #1
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I know, I know this is breaking the "100 post rule" but I couldn't help it..

This just in: Andre Smith has some huge man boobs!
325 lb OT that bp 225 19 times, he is projected to be a top ten pick, ridiculous

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Old 03-11-2009, 04:08 PM   #2
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That guy would be one hell of a bear, but we need someone on the OTHER line with out first pick...if possible
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:17 PM   #3
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Pffft. My grandma can bench 225 19 times.


Then again, her footwork sucks.
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:12 PM   #7
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SCOUT: “SMITH LOST MILLIONS TODAY”

Posted by Aaron Wilson on March 11, 2009, 4:25 p.m.

Alabama offensive tackle Andre Smith’s campus workout today in front of NFL scouts was a “disaster,” according to Tony Pauline of SI.com.

Quoting an unnamed scout, Pauline writes that Smith’s lack of preparation was obvious as he was overweight. One scout called the performance, “one of the worst workouts I’ve ever seen.”

Another AFC East scout told Pauline: “He lost millions today.”

As a league source told us earlier today, Smith ran with his shirt off.

According to Pauline, comments were made about “the flab and the rolls on his body” during Smith’s 40-yard dashes as he posted times between 5.21 and 5.29 seconds.

Per the article, several scouts weren’t happy to travel a long way only to witness a bad workout. And Smith’s trainers were not pleased, either.
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Andre Smith should have just told the scouts "They're real, and they're spectacular!"
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I know, I know this is breaking the "100 post rule" but I couldn't help it..

This just in: Andre Smith has some huge man boobs!
325 lb OT that bp 225 19 times, he is projected to be a top ten pick, ridiculous

now back to Cutler TV
Clever...
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:17 PM   #10
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Dude can still play. He might be an idiot but some team in the 2nd round just got a pretty good player. And 19 times for a dude with arms that long isn't bad.
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:22 PM   #11
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Maybe Rev and I can send over a sham-wow manzier for the big fella.
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Dude can still play. He might be an idiot but some team in the 2nd round just got a pretty good player. And 19 times for a dude with arms that long isn't bad.
I agree....he may not look pretty, but somebody is going to get themselves a good tackle.
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:12 AM   #16
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:15 AM   #17
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That dude has breast tissue. Seriously. He's probably been taking 'roids without an estrogen inhibitor.
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That dude has breast tissue. Seriously. He's probably been taking 'roids without an estrogen inhibitor.
No....those are straight up natural Alabama fried titties.
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:21 AM   #20
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Random Things About Me: Andre Smith



1. I’d rather eat a pancake than deliver one.

2. I hold the Alabama State Fair record for most deep-fried racks of ribs consumed (seven) in a an hour.

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I don't think it's fat. Flab titts ooze down like a pancake. Those boobies are firm and have structure enough to bounce around and maintain their shape. That dude is probably lactating.
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I don't think it's fat. Flab boobies ooze down like a pancake. Those boobies are firm and have structure enough to bounce around and maintain their shape. That dude is probably lactating.
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Boobs ARE sacks of fat...
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I don't think it's fat. Flab titts ooze down like a pancake. Those boobies are firm and have structure enough to bounce around and maintain their shape. That dude is probably lactating.
You are focusing too much on them.

Go home to your new wife.
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:27 AM   #25
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