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Old 02-18-2009, 04:03 PM   #51
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Sorry Garcia , without a stroke of pure luck and a total lucky shot a chip would pown anyone ...
Anything that can rip someone hands off at the wrist is just to much.

Unless Garcia is going all death grip or something
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:04 PM   #52
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Isn't that the truth. Until we humans stop thinking we are Lord and master over all or thinking these animals are humans. these things will continue, in zoo's, circus's, people's homes, etc. My dogs are a part of my family, but they are animals and although they are sweet, I watch them at all times because THEY ARE ANIMALS and do things and react to certain things differently than we do.
humans are animals....

Dogs are just a different species, and I am not sure why you hold homo sapiens to such high regard considering all the stupid stuff they do

I mean a dog may snap and tear a chunk of someone's skin off, but I have yet to see a dog unload in a crowd of people with a firearm
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:06 PM   #53
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humans are animals....

Dogs are just a different species, and I am not sure why you hold homo sapiens to such high regard considering all the stupid stuff they do

I mean a dog may snap and tear a chunk of someone's skin off, but I have yet to see a dog unload in a crowd of people with a firearm
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:07 PM   #54
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Dick Cheney taught that one a few tricks it seems....
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:10 PM   #55
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No, the chances of taking on the chimp with your bare hands is pretty low, but I didn't say that.
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:15 PM   #56
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No, the chances of taking on the chimp with your bare hands is pretty low, but I didn't say that.
oh my bad
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:27 PM   #57
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closest thing we have is Spider.
I doubt Garcia's brain stem protrusion technique will work. There is no defense for the throat punch.

Advantage Spider.
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:50 PM   #58
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I doubt Garcia's brain stem protrusion technique will work. There is no defense for the throat punch.

Advantage Spider.
If only that ole lady was versed in Wyoming jujitsu. It's all based on punches to the throat meant to disable the person ability to breath. IF A MAN CAN"T BREATH A MAN CAN'T FIGHT!!!! I'm sure that's true in Chimpdom as well.

Here's to animals everywhere killing humans!!!!!!!! We deserve it!!!!
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:08 PM   #59
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humans are animals....

Dogs are just a different species, and I am not sure why you hold homo sapiens to such high regard considering all the stupid stuff they do

I mean a dog may snap and tear a chunk of someone's skin off, but I have yet to see a dog unload in a crowd of people with a firearm

I don't hold them in high regard. My point was we humans hunt and trap these animals, and because we train them and raise them in society we expect them to react and act the way we do. And as this lady, raises it as a "child". Then when they act like what they are we act truly amazed. We then kill them for acting natural or the way we made them. Your last paragraph is exactly where I was going. The dog does it as his form of protection in a sense, it's what some dogs do in certain situations and sometimes we humans use that agression in a dog to achieve what we want. We are the stupid ones.

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Old 02-18-2009, 05:48 PM   #60
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A 200 pound chimp could rip your arm right out of the socket.
and beat you to death with the wet end?
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Old 02-18-2009, 07:01 PM   #61
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highly unlikely

full grown chimps I think are at least 5 times the strength of a human

I wouldnt put my odds on ANY person, no matter what they are trained in, to take down with his bare hands an angry full grown male chimp
you're right. They have great retard strength.
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Old 02-18-2009, 07:36 PM   #62
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I agree. This is like when those magicians in Vegas got mauled by their tigers. It's a tiger; It's going to act like one.
This reminds me of an old joke a college buddy used to say: 'Why are Sigfried and Roy so good with Tigers? - Coz they started out with Gerbils'
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:13 AM   #63
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highly unlikely

full grown chimps I think are at least 5 times the strength of a human

I wouldnt put my odds on ANY person, no matter what they are trained in, to take down with his bare hands an angry full grown male chimp
the problem woudl really be getting your arms free to do anything...

chimps have incredible fighting instincts...it would grab your arms and try to bite off your face...

unfortunately, most of us have lost fighting instincts like that through years of being told "no biting" or "no ripping off arms"...

Bill Romanowski vs. A Chimp
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Absolutely no fricking chance against a full grown male chimp.

I had a friend who worked at a large zoo, and on a tour she took meet back to get up close and personal with some of the residents, including one of the more well-behaved chimps.

I could not believe it when that thing touched my arm. He wasn't even squeezing but you could feel the power of something with super-human strength. Then on the way out we passed this room where one chimp saw her and threw himself against the plexiglass between them, apparently he was happy to see her. But that window shook like a rino had just run into it.
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Old 02-19-2009, 01:48 PM   #65
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Can we all agree that a person trained witha Katana would defeat the Chimp easily?
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Old 02-19-2009, 02:02 PM   #66
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Can we all agree that a person trained witha Katana would defeat the Chimp easily?
What if the chimp was also trained with a Katana?
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Old 02-19-2009, 02:18 PM   #67
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What if the chimp was also trained with a Katana?
We'd have one hell of a Pay per view event
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We'd have one hell of a Pay per view event
It would probably look like the scene in 'Kill Bill' where The Bride took on the Crazy 88's.

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Old 02-19-2009, 02:40 PM   #71
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In the future, when the economy has been driven through the floor and oil is currency, when the left over new yorkers are hunting elk around the ruins of rockefeller center, humans will battle chimps in hand to hand combat to win their place in the postmodern caste society.
We will answer to one king, and his name shall be Garcia Bronco.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:15 PM   #72
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In the future, when the economy has been driven through the floor and oil is currency, when the left over new yorkers are hunting elk around the ruins of rockefeller center, humans will battle chimps in hand to hand combat to win their place in the postmodern caste society.
We will answer to one king, and his name shall be Garcia Bronco.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:23 PM   #73
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Hiro Protagonist would make short work of that Chimp.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:49 PM   #74
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Not sure where you are going with that. But at this point I think it is safe to say we have won that belt.
As a species certainly, unless Phantoms is a documentary, as individuals not so much, and certainly wild animals don't respect titles.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:55 PM   #75
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I think the people that shot this Chimp were racist because they thought it was the President.
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