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Old 02-11-2009, 11:50 PM   #1
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Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.
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Old 02-11-2009, 11:54 PM   #2
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Old 02-11-2009, 11:59 PM   #3
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it shouldn't matter
that's what i thought, but she has it in her head that at most a guy should be at around 5 and a girl around 4.

idk what kind of crap she was raised to believe, but as a dude i don't have that kind of set number limit that apparently she does. if i am single i am going to have fun.

i could understand her being pissed if i hooked up with 17 girls behind her back, but i didn't even know her when i had hooked up with these other girls.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:01 AM   #4
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that's what i thought, but she has it in her head that at most a guy should be at around 5 and a girl around 4.

idk what kind of crap she was raised to believe, but as a dude i don't have that kind of set number limit that apparently she does. if i am single i am going to have fun.

i could understand her being pissed if i hooked up with 17 girls behind her back, but i didn't even know her when i had hooked up with these other girls.
how would you feel if she said she slept with 43 guys?
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:04 AM   #5
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What if your girlfriend came out and said she had slept with over 300 dudes....including some nights when there were 3 or 4 dudes?
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:04 AM   #6
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:04 AM   #7
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how would you feel if she said she slept with 43 guys?
Beat me to it.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:07 AM   #8
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People don't like to be judged and when you think about sex its a very touchy subject. Guys want to be studs girls don't want to be sluts but know one wants to suck at it.
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how would you feel if she said she slept with 43 guys?
honestly, if she was safe when doing all those guys and didn't have a bunch of kids or abortions, i don't give a damn what her number would have been.
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honestly, if she was safe when doing all those guys and didn't have a bunch of kids or abortions, i don't give a damn what her number would have been.
See thats its it really. I don't care. Don't tell me your number cause I won't tell you my number. You should have told her its not who I have been with its who Im with.
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17, You must be a youngster
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:05 AM   #13
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23 years old, and i have had 4 girlfriends who i was faithful to for a total of 6 years.
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:05 AM   #14
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From what Ive noticed, I think that it works something like dog years in a mans brain...

Each dude for a girl = 5 girls for a dude

...or something like that.

I remember when I was in high school I was dating this girl. Somehow we got into that subject and she told me that she had been with 14 dudes, and the first one was a 17 year old who was a friend of her brother's when she was 13. My respect for her plummetted beneath the floor.

Girls...please hear this...all that dude wants to do with you is to get it on. Dont lower yourself and give it to him. Keep your dignity.
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23 years old, and i have had 4 girlfriends who i was faithful to for a total of 6 years.
don't get into that with him thats part of your problem right there.
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:15 AM   #16
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I somehow managed to elude that question my entire life, no matter how many times I was asked... or how many different ways. I have no idea how I did it, but I got out of answering it every time.
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:03 AM   #17
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There is no magic # ...
And as far as where you are now might I suggest a maneuver I like to call the
revisionist history lie.
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:17 AM   #18
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They didn't matter till you...

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Old 02-12-2009, 02:19 AM   #19
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Eh 17 is a lot, won't lie...
But what are you supposed to do? This is always the best part of a relationship: Tell her the truth (because that's what she "wants" to hear) even though it'll piss her off, or lie to make her happy
I'd say more than what you can count on your hands, at 23 years old, is kinda high. How long have you been going out? If it's like 2 months that's probably why she's so upset (and she shouldn't be asking such a stupid question). If it's like 9 months or a year she needs to get the **** over herself and realize you clearly aren't using her for sex.
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They didn't matter till you...

dumbass.
And that
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give her one from me ...cant believe people count.
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Old 02-12-2009, 03:40 AM   #22
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Mine is around that total as well. Obviously, most of that was when i was between 15-25 but so what. I guess you could ask her how many ***** she has sucked. If it totals over 37 than her being mad at you is a mute point. Tell her to get over her hang up. The important thing is your with her if she cant handle it than i say move on to better pastures. Life's too short to get worked up about trivial things.

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Old 02-12-2009, 04:28 AM   #23
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The problem is you should have lied!

Sometimes this is the better alternative.
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Old 02-12-2009, 04:54 AM   #24
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Tell her Wilt Chamberlain is your role model.......his claim was 20,000.

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My wife and I had that conversation early on. Won't get into numbers as that isn't really the important part. The important part is where you are in your life and where she is in her life. Did you "sleep with anything that moves"... perhaps in a different phase of your life you did. Not say that is or is not okay, but where are you at in life right now? You might just say that before you were at a point in your life when you weren't really looking to settle down. #'s shouldn't be a problem. If she asked you how many women you were looking forward to sleeping with from this point forward and you answer 17... then you have issues.
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