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Old 02-11-2009, 07:46 PM   #1
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Exit 184 in Wyoming on 80 a trucker was broke down hollering for help so I stop , he ran his radiator low on coolant and the truck shut down ( guy didnt know **** ) I took my coat off placed it on the ground and started wiring the censor to over ride it , when his ****ing dog pissed all over my coat ........ Damn mutt
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:47 PM   #3
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**** like this only happens to me .i am freaking cursed
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:49 PM   #4
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Did you get your truck fixed?
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:50 PM   #5
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Did you get your truck fixed?
Yeah I got his going , mine is still sitting in the shop ......... Man that dog pissed all over my safe driver award Jacket from west way ....... I am so pissed .. those Jackets are rare
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:51 PM   #6
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:52 PM   #7
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what made that ****ing mutt to do that ? ........ The guy offered to pay for it .......I should have throat punched that little ****er
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:53 PM   #8
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Yeah called multi tasking ............ Of course not .......... do you think I drive 24/7 ?
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Yeah called multi tasking ............ Of course not .......... do you think I drive 24/7 ?
Just joking. You're pretty prolific for a guy that has to be offline so much. I'm at my desk 10 hours a day and only get a couple posts up a week.
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Just find a dry cleaner the next place your at longer than a day. What kind of dog was it?
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:01 PM   #11
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Just joking. You're pretty prolific for a guy that has to be offline so much. I'm at my desk 10 hours a day and only get a couple posts up a week.
sorry , I am just upset tonight ........ I only need 4 hours of sleep at night
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Just find a dry cleaner the next place your at longer than a day. What kind of dog was it?
I cant take the stink any more , i got in a washing machine at the flying hook with abox of tide ....... it was a furry little **** pomerwhatever ..........
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you should be happy. Now your jacket has some "Character."
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:04 PM   #13
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you should be happy. Now your jacket has some "Character."
dude ......... I have had that jacket for over 10 years ....... old timers at truck stops snap to when they see me wearing it .. it is a major badge of honor
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Seriously though, I am glad Im not that guy. You know when you think of something funny or see something funny and you want to laugh but it would be totally inappropriate to laugh at that place/time so your fighting your laughter with all you got? That would be me, and I wouldve probably gotten throat punched for it.
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:08 PM   #15
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dude ......... I have had that jacket for over 10 years ....... old timers at truck stops snap to when they see me wearing it .. it is a major badge of honor
Sorry dude...I really am. And I understand that that jacket is a badge of honor you carry quite a bit of pride with it. And it sucks that it happened while you were helping some poor schmuck.

And I totally apologize for laughing when I read about it....I do.
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Dog should have pissed on you and spared the innocent jacket.

By the way if the damn jacket so important to you why would you just lay it on the ground in the middle of a road?
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:17 PM   #17
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dude ......... I have had that jacket for over 10 years ....... old timers at truck stops snap to when they see me wearing it .. it is a major badge of honor
Or the smell is forcing them to do a double take.
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:19 PM   #18
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Dog should have pissed on you and spared the innocent jacket.

By the way if the damn jacket so important to you why would you just lay it on the ground in the middle of a road?
when did I say i was in the middle of the road ? reading a problem for you ? Could have swore I said I layed it on the ground ..............
and that engine was 200+ degrees you dumb bastard . and you have the nerve to call a Marine a simple man ? try learning to read

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Sorry dude...I really am. And I understand that that jacket is a badge of honor you carry quite a bit of pride with it. And it sucks that it happened while you were helping some poor schmuck.

And I totally apologize for laughing when I read about it....I do.
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when did I say i was in the middle of the road ? reading a problem for you ? Could have swore I said I layed it on the ground
and that engine was 200+ degrees you dumb bastard . and you have the nerve to call a Marine a simple man ? try learning to read
at least your jacket smells just like your mouth now.
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:23 PM   #21
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at least your jacket smells just like your mouth now.
Dude , you are the one that said your friend the Marine was a simple man , you got hurt over me calling you on it , if if your friend is that simple , you should have had more respect talking about him the way you did , getting on this thread and making an ass out of yourself doesnt help your cause ......
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that sucks spider, at least dog piss is a mostly neutral smell.

oh, wait..
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:31 PM   #23
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that sucks spider, at least dog piss is a mostly neutral smell.

oh, wait..
this dogs piss stunk ....... I got the jacket in the dryer now , the smell is gone
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:50 PM   #24
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That is ****ing awesome. Basically the dog was threatened by your awesome. In the animal world Dogs assert their dominance by marking their territory. That territory happened to be where your jacket was! EPIC!
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That is ****ing awesome. Basically the dog was threatened by your awesome. In the animal world Dogs assert their dominance by marking their territory. That territory happened to be where your jacket was! EPIC!
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