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Old 02-10-2009, 03:13 PM   #1
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Default solid advice

As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway.....!



Never . . .
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Ever . . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT . . .
Never ... Ever ... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER
in your ass and light it ! ! !






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Old 02-10-2009, 03:22 PM   #2
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He needs a less abrasive toiletpaper.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:23 PM   #3
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Fake.
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:23 PM   #4
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he gets my vote for dumbazz of the year
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:24 PM   #5
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Fake.
yeah...I don't think sticking a fire cracker up your ass would weld your crack together


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Old 02-10-2009, 03:26 PM   #6
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Good advice, though.....
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:33 PM   #7
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yeah...I don't think sticking a fire cracker up your ass would weld your crack together


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Old 02-10-2009, 06:26 PM   #8
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You know that is some excellent advice....here I was going to do that and everything....hmmm thanks for saving me from a crazy choice.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:56 PM   #9
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:59 PM   #10
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I almost stuck an M-80 in my ass today, good thing I read this first
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:00 PM   #11
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I almost stuck an M-80 in my ass today, good thing I read this first
That made me spit my beer into the keyboard man...
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:57 AM   #12
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Looks like one of Circle Orange's avatars.
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:52 AM   #13
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That'll teach 'em to do the "blue flame special".
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:36 AM   #14
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I've actually seen people (on youtube) do that. Guy burned his ass pretty good. I agree the picture looks fake, but the dude on youtube definitely burned his ass good!
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:37 AM   #15
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:38 AM   #16
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That would do the trick no?
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