Miss Independent's Date Poll - The Orange Mane

elsid13 · 02-08-2009, 02:16 PM

My fellow maners, welcome to the thunder dome! The fifteen willing souls (actually only 12 willing, the rest came kicking and screaming) have entered the arena for the worthy prize – A single all expense paid date* with Miss Independent (MI) at the time and place of her choice. Accompanying them on this adventure will be Spider as the chaperon, to ensure no monkey business. Plus a threesome date with MI, our hero and Spider is darn funny image, especial since Spider promised to wear gold thong and leather chaps.

My fellow maners the vote is in your hands, will you bring happiness to Miss Independent or will you crush her heart and force her screaming into the night with terror that she will never forget. Choose wisely. Please make your case for the willing ~~victims~~ heroes. Please try to influence your fellow arena voters because unlike legitimate TV date shows, we have no concern for what is proper – Think Chicago Politics.

* Said date value shall not exceed $5.99. If the value (not including taxes, tips, etc) of said date does exceed that amount the winner will be responsible for his activities on said date and will have to pick up the moons of Miami meal for Spider at IHOP.

Florida_Bronco · 02-08-2009, 02:24 PM

Hey cool, I made the list.

Spider · 02-08-2009, 02:24 PM

I voted for baja cause of tickets to the Bronco game ............ I am selfish

Kaylore · 02-08-2009, 02:28 PM

Oleg's got this...

elsid13 · 02-08-2009, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider

I voted for baja cause of tickets to the Bronco game ............ I am selfish

Spider make sure you read the fine print.....

Spider · 02-08-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by elsid13

Spider make sure you read the fine print.....

hey I get a free dinner at Ihop . gots nuttin to lose

Miss I. · 02-08-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

hey I get a free dinner at Ihop . gots nuttin to lose

Except maybe dignity...oh wait, no nevermind...

Spider · 02-08-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Except maybe dignity...oh wait, no nevermind...

Ihop is great ....... i dont have to get all dressed up fancy like I do to go to Wal Mart n stuff

elsid13 · 02-08-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Except maybe dignity...oh wait, no nevermind...

Be nice Spider is dressing up for the date - gold thong, and leather chaps

SoCalBronco · 02-08-2009, 02:39 PM

Where's Bob on that list?

Actually, I think Miss Independent gave strong signals on the other thread that she would prefer a "14-some".

elsid13 · 02-08-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalBronco

Where's Bob on that list?

Actually, I think Miss Independent gave strong signals on the other thread that she would prefer a "14-some".

Per her request Bobo was not allowed on said list. Beside Bobo only stalks women on the internet and meet midget trannys for pillow talk

Miss I. · 02-08-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalBronco

Where's Bob on that list?

Actually, I think Miss Independent gave strong signals on the other thread that she would prefer a "14-some".

Hey! I also said no Bob. What did I do to you specifically that you would inflict that on me. That is just mean. Spider, please commence with the throat punching...

Miss I. · 02-08-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by elsid13

Per her request Bobo was not allowed on said list. Beside Bobo only stalks women on the internet and meet midget trannys for pillow talk

Maybe SoCal wants to be on the list... feel free to add him, I don't care. I am just looking forward to Ihop with Spidey and trying to explain his gold lame thong to the other patrons...

Oh and Elsid, where the hell is your name on this brilliant list anyway, if I have to be subjected to this so do you, you started it. Just saying. Fair is fair dammit.

elsid13 · 02-08-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Maybe SoCal wants to be on the list... feel free to add him, I don't care. I am just looking forward to Ihop with Spidey and trying to explain his gold lame thong to the other patrons...

Oh and Elsid, where the hell is your name on this brilliant list anyway, if I have to be subjected to this so do you, you started it. Just saying. Fair is fair dammit.

I am not worthy for you.......

broncosteven · 02-08-2009, 02:51 PM

Is this a public Poll?

elsid13 · 02-08-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by broncosteven

Is this a public Poll?

Yes. So you can go after the SOBs that don't vote for you

SoCalBronco · 02-08-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Hey! I also said no Bob. What did I do to you specifically that you would inflict that on me. That is just mean. Spider, please commence with the throat punching...

Hey...it would be a new experience for you. I mean...you want a new kind of man, right? You are clearly fed up with regular guys? It would be a fascinating experience for you. Granted, its probably not how you envisioned spending your last evening in America, but hey, sometimes its good to take a walk on the wild side. You seem like you would be up to it.

Here's what I have in mind:

6 PM- You drive to Bob's Mom's house in suburban Houston.
6:10 PM- Bob's Mom unlocks the basement latch so you can go see Bob.
6:15 PM- Bob greets you in the following outfit:

6:20 PM- Bob pleads with you to play a game of D&D before you go out on the town. You reluctanctly and fatefully say ok.
6:40 PM- Bob attempts to hit on you with Star Wars lines, while playing D&D: "So...Miss Independent, I just beat the magic Warlock on Level 14, you wanna give me a han(d)s solo?"
6:50 PM- You have become rather disgusted at the predicament you are in and what's worse, you now have a mildly sprained ankle, after tripping on a bag of Cheetos and liter of Mountain Dew that were laying on the ground in the dark.
7:00 PM- You take Bob, in your car ofcourse, out to dinner. As you are leaving the house, out of the corner of your eye, you see Bob's Mom pull him back a few steps by his back collar so she (Bob's Mom) can stuff a couple condoms in his back pocket.

At the restaurant, Bob painfully tries to make smalltalk, but ends up talking about his sister, the Chiefs, Guitar Hero, Hostess coconut snowballs and the Director's Cut version of Attack of the Clones. You find yourself in a very unpleasant situation, but you try and finish your meal.
7:35 PM- You decide you can't really take it anymore after Bob asks you if you are wearing licorice panties. You leave him at the restaurant and give him a quarter so he can call his Mom to pick him up (although you did not refer to his Mom when giving him the quarter, I believe you said something to the effect of "here's a quarter, why don't you call someone who actually gives a **** what you think")
8:00 PM- You go home and begin packing for England, while swearing loudly and saying that you'll never date another guy again unless its Spider in the gold thong and leather chaps that elsid spoke of.

broncosteven · 02-08-2009, 02:57 PM

Who Hoo I am tied with Kahn!

Crushaholic · 02-08-2009, 02:58 PM

I voted for People's Champ just because Flock of Seagulls RULE, MANNNN!!!!

Bronx33 · 02-08-2009, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalBronco

Hey...it would be a new experience for you. I mean...you want a new kind of man, right? You are clearly fed up with regular guys? It would be a fascinating experience for you. Granted, its probably not how you envisioned spending your last evening in America, but hey, sometimes its good to take a walk on the wild side. You seem like you would be up to it.

Here's what I have in mind:

6 PM- You drive to Bob's Mom's house in suburban Houston.
6:10 PM- Bob's Mom unlocks the basement latch so you can go see Bob.
6:15 PM- Bob greets you in the following outfit:

6:20 PM- Bob pleads with you to play a game of D&D before you go out on the town. You reluctanctly and fatefully say ok.
6:40 PM- Bob attempts to hit on you with Star Wars lines, while playing D&D: "So...Miss Independent, I just beat the magic Warlock on Level 14, you wanna give me a han(s) solo?"
6:50 PM- You have become rather disgusted at the predicament you are in and what's worse, you now have a mildly sprained ankle, after tripping on a bag of Cheetos and liter of Mountain Dew that were laying on the ground in the dark.
7:00 PM- You take Bob, in your car ofcourse, out to dinner. Bob painfully tries to make smalltalk, but ends up talking about his sister, the Chiefs, Guitar Hero, Hostess coconut snowballs and the Director's Cut version of Attack of the Clones. You find yourself in a very unpleasant situation, but you try and finish your meal.
7:35 PM- You decide you can't really take it anymore after Bob asks you if you are wearing licorice panties. You leave him at the restaurant and give him a quarter so he can call his Mom to pick him up (although you did not refer to his Mom when giving him the quarter, I believe you said something to the effect of "here's a quarter, why don't you call someone who actually gives a **** what you think")
8:00 PM- You go home and begin packing for England, while swearing loudly and saying that you'll never date another guy again unless its Spider in thes gold thong and leather chaps that elsid spoke of.

I lost it at Hostess coconut snowballs

elsid13 · 02-08-2009, 03:05 PM

I am really worried that Jason_La might need to be talk down off the ledge if he loses.

Spider · 02-08-2009, 03:08 PM

who ever it is better do a damn good job ...... competing with European men in the romance dept isnt easy ............send her to England with fond memories of American men

broncosteven · 02-08-2009, 03:10 PM

It is not fair that we have to compete with Oleg. His Turnip is bigger than ours.

Miss I. · 02-08-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by broncosteven

It is not fair that we have to compete with Oleg. His Turnip is bigger than ours.

You guys worry way to much about the size of the turnip. It's all about if you know how to tend the soil where it is planted that counts.

cutthemdown · 02-08-2009, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

You guys worry way to much about the size of the turnip. It's all about if you know how to tend the soil where it is planted that counts.

what if the farmer wants to plant the back forty?

View Poll Results: Who will prove worthy
Hotrod - The 10 time Elk Lodge Bachelor of Year	9	10.71%
Florida Bronco - Mall Security Specialist	3	3.57%
Jason_LA - Omane Smoothest Lounge Operator	3	3.57%
Gene Kranz wantabe Love Child- broncosteven	1	1.19%
I bleed orange and blue - Premed Back hair Sexy	4	4.76%
SoDak Bronco - Willing to share his hair plugs	0	0%
aK1971 and ball bearings	0	0%
Oleg and his beets	12	14.29%
Beantown Bronco - first date would include putting ice cubes up a buffalo's butt	0	0%
Baja - Promise to fed her GMO beans	3	3.57%
Peoples Champ - Flock of Seagulls haircuts never go out of style	2	2.38%
Kaylore -he looking for his second wife	8	9.52%
sirhcyennek81 - yes he lives an alternative lifestyle, but watching Spider chaperon would be funny	7	8.33%
theDave - bet this one list you didn't want to make	3	3.57%
Pez - His ass disappears means he make every poll	2	2.38%
It all SOB's Fault	4	4.76%
None of these "men" are worthy of Miss Independent	23	27.38%
Voters: 84. You may not vote on this poll

02-08-2009, 02:16 PM	#1
elsid13 Lost In Space Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: DC Posts: 19,080	Miss Independent's Date Poll My fellow maners, welcome to the thunder dome! The fifteen willing souls (actually only 12 willing, the rest came kicking and screaming) have entered the arena for the worthy prize – A single all expense paid date* with Miss Independent (MI) at the time and place of her choice. Accompanying them on this adventure will be Spider as the chaperon, to ensure no monkey business. Plus a threesome date with MI, our hero and Spider is darn funny image, especial since Spider promised to wear gold thong and leather chaps. My fellow maners the vote is in your hands, will you bring happiness to Miss Independent or will you crush her heart and force her screaming into the night with terror that she will never forget. Choose wisely. Please make your case for the willing ~~victims~~ heroes. Please try to influence your fellow arena voters because unlike legitimate TV date shows, we have no concern for what is proper – Think Chicago Politics. * Said date value shall not exceed $5.99. If the value (not including taxes, tips, etc) of said date does exceed that amount the winner will be responsible for his activities on said date and will have to pick up the moons of Miami meal for Spider at IHOP. Last edited by elsid13; 02-08-2009 at 02:21 PM..

02-08-2009, 02:39 PM	#10
SoCalBronco Nixonite Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arcadia, CA Posts: 33,286 Adopt-a-Bronco: D.J. Williams	Where's Bob on that list? Actually, I think Miss Independent gave strong signals on the other thread that she would prefer a "14-some". __________________ ITS A PLAYOFF HOCKEY NIGHT IN PITTSBURGH!

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02-08-2009, 02:24 PM	#2
Florida_Bronco Got trolls? Welcome to Mile High, Brady! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 13,810 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brady Quinn	Hey cool, I made the list.

02-08-2009, 02:24 PM	#3
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	I voted for baja cause of tickets to the Bronco game ............ I am selfish

02-08-2009, 02:28 PM	#4
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,009 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	Oleg's got this...

02-08-2009, 02:51 PM	#15
broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,008 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	Is this a public Poll?

02-08-2009, 02:57 PM	#18
broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,008 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	Who Hoo I am tied with Kahn!

02-08-2009, 02:58 PM	#19
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,039	I voted for People's Champ just because Flock of Seagulls RULE, MANNNN!!!!

02-08-2009, 03:05 PM	#21
elsid13 Lost In Space Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: DC Posts: 19,080	I am really worried that Jason_La might need to be talk down off the ledge if he loses.

02-08-2009, 03:08 PM	#22
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	who ever it is better do a damn good job ...... competing with European men in the romance dept isnt easy ............send her to England with fond memories of American men

02-08-2009, 03:10 PM	#23
broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,008 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	It is not fair that we have to compete with Oleg. His Turnip is bigger than ours.