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Old 02-05-2009, 11:52 PM   #1
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Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners

FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot. (4 pages)

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Old 02-06-2009, 04:21 AM   #2
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:28 AM   #3
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This thread is nothing without pictures



and as they say one picture is worth a thousand words...
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:04 AM   #4
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and as they say one picture is worth a thousand words...
Well, I looked at the other pictures, and I say Spider would hit it.
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:16 AM   #5
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This is wrong on so many levels I can't even comprehend it.
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:14 AM   #6
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So what's with the Reese's?

Now that is a self-esteem issue!
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:17 AM   #7
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:20 AM   #8
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Gotta love the Reese's on the dash board. Nothing like some peanut butter and chocolate to catalyze the romance.
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:22 AM   #9
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Gotta love the Reese's on the dash board. Nothing like some peanut butter and chocolate to catalyze the romance.
the bungee cord on the mirror ads a nice touch

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Old 02-06-2009, 07:24 AM   #10
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And Pall Mall's on the dash, looks like a sex party to me.
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:30 AM   #11
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Painted on crotchless panties and he's buying clothes? This guy would put ketchup on sirloin!
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:33 AM   #12
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This is one of the most disturbingly funny threads. The um hole on the doll really disturbs me, I did not know they made those dolls with um access..
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:36 AM   #13
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I cannot stop laughing at this thread. I am sitting in my office and people outside of my door are wondering what my problem is. I better get back to work!
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:53 AM   #14
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whew....not that I condone that type of action but GET A ROOM DUMMY!
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:31 AM   #15
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Some empty calories and male perversity eh George?
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:35 AM   #16
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Old 02-06-2009, 09:09 AM   #17
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Somebody likes Reese's. Jesus.
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Those two are way out of his league.
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So what's with the Reese's?
What do you mean, "what's with the Reese's?".

Didn't you read the title of the thread?

Bob gets arrested in Florida.
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:07 PM   #20
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This is one of the most disturbingly funny threads. The um hole on the doll really disturbs me, I did not know they made those dolls with um access..
Please don't refer to it as a 'hole'....you might hurt the doll's feelings.
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:19 PM   #21
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lmfao wtf hey if the guy knocks up the blow up doll would the babies be balloons i cant stop laffing
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Old 02-07-2009, 01:55 AM   #22
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Looks like Dortohs avatar.
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Old 02-07-2009, 01:46 PM   #24
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