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Old 02-04-2009, 07:40 PM   #1
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Default Miss Independent needs some....

It’s become very apparent that Miss Independent is very frustrated and needs some action. Being that we are one big happy family on the Orangemane, we should help a woman out. To that end we are now accepting applications for one night fling with the little missy. Top ten candidates will voted on poll in near future. Winner of the poll saves the world, or gets to take her out on date. I think we can get her to pay all expenses. Spider will be chaperoning to ensure there funny business…..

In 300 words or less please tell us why you or another poster would be a good date for Miss Independent and were you would take her on that special night. Extra points if you have freak show type ability that you willing to show in public. Anything dealing with midgets, donkey and monkey shows will be given extra consideration.

PS – since we are gender friendly board, both sex are my apply.

PPS – Broncobuff this is just like the O- mane dating thread.
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:41 PM   #2
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This thread is useless without pics.
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:43 PM   #3
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Why do you think I am sending Spider along.


Now are you applying or not?
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:45 PM   #4
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I would apply , but I doubt I can spell 300 words
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:52 PM   #5
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If she pays for the airfare to denver........ITS ON NOW! lol
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:54 PM   #6
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I would apply , but I doubt I can spell 300 words
Did you see anything about spelling? I hear Miss Independent doesn't have high standards...
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:55 PM   #7
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If she pays for the airfare to denver........ITS ON NOW! lol
You're in the hopper, but you need to give us some more information about yourself.

How tall are you?
Do you have back hair? Do you braid it?
Where would you take her on your date?
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:57 PM   #8
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You're in the hopper, but you need to give us some more information about yourself.

How tall are you?
Do you have back hair? Do you braid it?
Where would you take her on your date?
6'3
I prefer to Perm it.....
Subway...........where else can you get 12 inches for 5 bucks?
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:06 PM   #9
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I had a vasectomy a few months back and I need some help generating the 1st postop sample.

My wife said something like "you should be able to handle that yourself" but I switch hands and forget what I am doing.

I really need a hand with this.

Thanks in advance MI!
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I had a vasectomy a few months back and I need some help generating the 1st postop sample.

My wife said something like "you should be able to handle that yourself" but I switch hands and forget what I am doing.

I really need a hand with this.

Thanks in advance MI!
LABFshould be able to help you with that!
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This thread has potential...
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:07 PM   #12
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I had a vasectomy a few months back and I need some help generating the 1st postop sample.

My wife said something like "you should be able to handle that yourself" but I switch hands and forget what I am doing.

I really need a hand with this.

Thanks in advance MI!
Hey keep it clean. MI is class.

BTW what would you talk about if you took her out to eat?
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:09 PM   #13
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This thread has potential...
Yes it does.

Now theDave please put your application in. I want you to make the list.

What the coolest thing you have every done in the Van by the River
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:13 PM   #14
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Hey keep it clean. MI is class.

BTW what would you talk about if you took her out to eat?
Is this a trick question?

One subject.

GENE KRANZ!

If she agrees that Gene is the greatest man to ever walk the earth and Rock a Flattop haircut I might ask her about how she feels about Hot tubs on the 1st date.
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Ever been with circus freak?
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Yes it does.

Now theDave please put your application in. I want you to make the list.

What the coolest thing you have every done in the Van by the River
Sorry bro...

"TheDave" has a "TheWife", and this is a family friendly board. Definitely not the place for my hedonistic stories of life in the van down by the river.
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:17 PM   #18
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depends, who's asking?
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:18 PM   #19
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Can you play Defensive end?

Your about the same size as Doom.
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depends, who's asking?
I hoping to strengthening your candidacy.
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Sorry bro...

"TheDave" has a "TheWife", and this is a family friendly board. Definitely not the place for my hedonistic stories of life in the van down by the river.
Gene's Married too, that doesn't stop me.
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Sorry bro...

"TheDave" has a "TheWife", and this is a family friendly board. Definitely not the place for my hedonistic stories of life in the van down by the river.
theWife sound like theAnchor. I recommend you nominate someone.
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theWife sound like theAnchor. I recommend you nominate someone.
Dortoh...
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:25 PM   #24
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Dortoh...
What make this Dortoh a good candidate.....
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