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Old 02-03-2009, 06:46 AM   #1
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BRONCOS WIN TURD WATCH II
Posted by Mike Florio on February 3, 2009, 6:49 a.m.

Now that the Monday after the Super Bowl has come and gone, we can declare a winner of the second year of our patent-pending Turd Watch.

And the prize goes to . . . the Denver Broncos.

Denver, with 31 points, edged out the Lions by one.

Under the rules of Turd Watch, teams receive three points for each misdemeanor charge levied against a player or team employee, and seven for each felony. The same points apply to any conviction or guilty plea or plea or no contest or any resolution implying guilt that occurs during the period covered by the “game.”

The Giants finished third with 26 points. The Titans notched 25 points, putting them in fourth place. The Eagles had 22, good for fifth.

Fourteen teams landed between 10 and 19 points, and 13 had less than ten.

Only two teams had no incidents during the Turd Watch year — the Rams and the Redskins.

The Dolphins, Jets, and Ravens had only three points each.

For the Fins, new V.P. of football operations Bill Parcells made good on his promise to avoid “thugs and hoodlums.” Miami won Turd Watch I with a whopping 77 points, making the 74-point swing almost as impressive as their ten-game improvement on the field.

The Final Standings and the full Police Blotter for Turd Watch I are right here.
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Old 02-03-2009, 06:52 AM   #2
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Old 02-03-2009, 06:54 AM   #3
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Is there a "Turd Bowl?"
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Old 02-03-2009, 06:55 AM   #4
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The Broncos will continue to win the turd watch every year the way this jagoff has them under a microscope every day of his pint sized bronco hating life.
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Old 02-03-2009, 06:57 AM   #5
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They must be counting the Marshall incidents in Feb and March of last year. I'd like to see the breakdown of incidents. I can't think of much for any Broncos since then.
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:08 AM   #6
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He's definitely going back a year or two to find the points on us. Probably reduced to looking up the records of wives and girlfriends too. The only turds this team has is on it's defense.
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:32 AM   #7
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I would think Pac-man alone would put Dallas over the top. This is BS...
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:34 AM   #8
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jesus, did he count diabeetus as a felony? im having trouble thinking of any charges this team had other then marshalls DUI...
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:37 AM   #9
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Paymah had a dui...
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:38 AM   #10
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When I first saw this thread, I thought the title said "Turdwich."
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:54 AM   #11
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Paymah had a dui...
So one. And if I remember right it was just his court date that occurred. Not the actual offense. Probably counted it twice.
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:05 AM   #12
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Didn't Hackney get busted with some weed?
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:13 AM   #13
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:16 AM   #14
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2/19/08: Broncos RB Andre Hall is arrested for driving on a revoked license, a misdemeanor.
3/1/08: Broncos DT Marcus Thomas is arrested for felony cocaine possession.
6/24/08: It is reported for the first time that Broncos WR Brandon Marshall was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery on March 6.
7/16/08: Broncos CB Carl Paymah is convicted of DUI and careless driving.
9/12/08: Broncos WR Brandon Marshall pleads guilty to DUI.

It loses all credibility for every team when people are found guilty before proven innocent and he awards the points to that team. (In Marcus Thomas's case)
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:21 AM   #15
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I hate Mike Florio...
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:34 AM   #16
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woohooo, we won!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:30 AM   #18
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:50 AM   #19
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Why do people bring this guys garbage to our attention at ever turn. I really could do without it.
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I think he just dug around until he found some rating system and stupid criteria that would put us at the bottom. Im sorry, but Plaxico Shooting himself IN HIS OWN GOD DAMN LEG should be worth 35 points at least.
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2/19/08: Broncos RB Andre Hall is arrested for driving on a revoked license, a misdemeanor.
3/1/08: Broncos DT Marcus Thomas is arrested for felony cocaine possession.
6/24/08: It is reported for the first time that Broncos WR Brandon Marshall was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery on March 6.
7/16/08: Broncos CB Carl Paymah is convicted of DUI and careless driving.
9/12/08: Broncos WR Brandon Marshall pleads guilty to DUI.

It loses all credibility for every team when people are found guilty before proven innocent and he awards the points to that team. (In Marcus Thomas's case)
marshall didnt get charged, therefore its not a misdemeanor.
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:55 AM   #22
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marshall didnt get charged, therefore its not a misdemeanor.
Yeah, thanks.............These are copied off PFT website and these are all of the things he accumulated points off of. I understand he did not get charged.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:11 AM   #23
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The DA no-filed on Thomas. I realize that Florio is only an ambulance chaser and probably has no experience in a criminal courtroom, but a case has to truly suck for a DA's Office to no file.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:27 AM   #24
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#1 baby..... Does this get us a picture of the Lombardi
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:44 AM   #25
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#1 baby..... Does this get us a picture of the Lombardi
No but Bowlen does get a turd Sandwich!!



And he gets a Brand New Turd Car.


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