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Old 01-27-2009, 12:19 AM   #1
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Default California woman delivers octuplets six boys, two girls in FIVE minutes !!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483371,00.html


Ok this is just wrong ...
I mean when babies are shooting out of you like people exiting a water slide it is time to give it a rest already ...

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Old 01-27-2009, 12:22 AM   #2
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ouch...
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:31 AM   #3
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Our local news said the babies were delivered via C-section (not at all unusual for multiple births)... which explains the short timespan. The report also said the doctors thought there were "only" 7 babies....
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:05 AM   #4
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One more load like that and she'll be able to provide the Broncos starting defense in two decades!
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:44 AM   #5
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wierd that's like having a litter of puppies.
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Old 01-27-2009, 02:00 AM   #6
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So some woman flushed children into an uncertain world.

You think she cares?
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:42 AM   #7
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So some woman flushed children into an uncertain world.

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W.T.F.
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:44 AM   #8
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She could break off 2k in our system.
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:28 AM   #9
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The master has returned!

Damn. Taking care of 8 kids. I wish em all the best. I am too lazy to read the article - were reproductive drugs involved? That is usually how you get the absurdly large births like that.

So, I just talked it over with my wife... We figured we changed our newborns diapers about 6 to 8 times a day. Figure that you have 8 kids, that is 48 to 64 diaper changes a day! Oy vey!
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:45 AM   #10
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The master has returned!

Damn. Taking care of 8 kids. I wish em all the best. I am too lazy to read the article - were reproductive drugs involved? That is usually how you get the absurdly large births like that.

So, I just talked it over with my wife... We figured we changed our newborns diapers about 6 to 8 times a day. Figure that you have 8 kids, that is 48 to 64 diaper changes a day! Oy vey!
WOW!! That is a smelly house.
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:58 AM   #11
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Good for them.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:18 AM   #12
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Wow, that's a huge delivery. I bet everytime she turned around it was her birthday. Amazing
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:47 AM   #13
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Just reading the thread title I'm going to guess Jenna Jameson's litter finally fell out. Hmm Hmm? Did you hear that Spaulding? I made a large vagina joke. Kudos to me.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:51 AM   #14
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So some woman flushed children into an uncertain world.

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I don't know why anyone would be having kids right now but to each his own.
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:00 AM   #15
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I don't know why anyone would be having kids right now but to each his own.

8 months ago the economy was not as it is now. People should stop reproducing, because that will solve the problem.


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Old 01-27-2009, 10:19 AM   #16
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Okay, seriously, "Octuplets"? Thats a friggin' litter, man...™
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:25 AM   #17
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wow , I thought I had soldiers that could swim ............ hats off to this guy .
but more then that , their struggle is just beginning...........
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:27 AM   #18
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:28 AM   #19
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sight unseen . if it is that bad , I can always close my eyes
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