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Old 01-26-2009, 09:24 PM   #26
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Strip clubs are awesome!!!

But I wouldn't go to one in Tampa, not with that 6 foott law. That's wack. I went to one of those in DC, and it pretty much sucked ass.
DS49 and myself can both attest to the fact that there is no 6 foot rule in Tampa strip clubs...at least not one that honors it.

Now the strip clubs in Pinellas County suck. Only topless and close way early.
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:27 PM   #27
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The strip joint across the street from Raymond James Stadium - Mons Venus - is a very famous joint. Heard some crazy stories from guys who went there some years ago. Dunno if it's still sort of out of control like it once was.
Me and DS49 went there on a whim not too long ago. It is pretty wild but it's also jam packed full of people. Personally I liked Shangri La and Odyssey 2001 much better. Shangri La served alcohol but the women were slightly less attractive than Mons, while Odyssey had just as attractive women without the crown full of douchebag guys.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:32 PM   #28
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Its a good thing the Ravens didn't make it, there might be one less dancer in the Tampa area.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:59 PM   #29
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:30 AM   #30
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Not only Strippers, but hookers flock to the Super Bowl.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:06 AM   #31
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DS49 and myself can both attest to the fact that there is no 6 foot rule in Tampa strip clubs...at least not one that honors it.

Now the strip clubs in Pinellas County suck. Only topless and close way early.
Do they give lap dances?

At the club I went to in DC, where they had the 6 foot rule, the strippers would get closer than 6 feet, but they wouldn't really make contact. While they were dancing a guy would walk up to the stage and give her a tip, which would put him within six feet. After the dance the girls would walk around the club asking for tips, and would clearly be within six feet. But there wasn't much contact.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:07 AM   #32
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Strip clubs are for losers. Real men have game--Losers have empty wallets, broken hearts and calluses on their hands.

Dude you're lame. A guy going to a strip club doesn't mean he can't get a date. It's fun. Lighten up.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:14 AM   #33
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Dude you're lame. A guy going to a strip club doesn't mean he can't get a date. It's fun. Lighten up.

I agree, I am moving to Tampa.

Its like a stunt devil going to an Amusement park for roller coasters. Sure he gets enough adrenaline rush in his every day life, but that doesnt mean he cant go to a park and ride roller coasters just for fun.
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:16 AM   #34
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Just for fun you should whisper strange things to the girls when they give you lapdances.

Some of my favorites:

Do you accept rolled coins as payment?
What church do you go to?
Did you vote?
.........the doctor said I am more than likely no longer contagious.
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:29 AM   #35
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There are some nice clubs in Niagra Canada on Lundy's Lane
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:09 AM   #36
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Do they give lap dances?
Yes sir.
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:48 AM   #37
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I agree, I am moving to Tampa.
When are you gonna be here? Let me know when you get in town, I'll be glad to show you around.

We also got a decent sized group of Bronco fans here that get together to watch the games down at one of our Sports Bars.
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