The official Thunderdome offseason random question thread

[Hotrod]

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

[Miss I.]

Well as long as you are comfortable with your masculinity it really shouldn't matter.

But all my other suggestions are dirty and perverse so I will leave it alone.

And I have another random question, just how many current threads are about Spider right now? My goodness.

[BABronco]

Originally Posted by Dortoh

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

chug it through the straw. no one can say its not manly he is chugging it.

[Killericon]

http://pen15blog.blogspot.com/2007/0...ool-doing.html

[BroncoMan4ever]

Originally Posted by Dortoh

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

i recomend being in a full body cast or having you jaw wired shut because you got hurt doing something awesome.

[Hotrod]

Originally Posted by Killericon

http://pen15blog.blogspot.com/2007/0...ool-doing.html

awesome list

[Hotrod]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Well as long as you are comfortable with your masculinity it really shouldn't matter.

But all my other suggestions are dirty and perverse so I will leave it alone.

And I have another random question, just how many current threads are about Spider right now? My goodness.

This must be your first offseason here on the Main. Spider is just getting warmed up. Just keep your fingers out of his cage and you should be alright

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Killericon

http://pen15blog.blogspot.com/2007/0...ool-doing.html

Definitely a good list.

[Arkie]

Originally Posted by Dortoh

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

Position the straw to the corner of the mouth with an "Elvis snarl."

[Taco John]

Originally Posted by Dortoh

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

That's funny that you mention this... I stopped drinking out of straws because of this - unless the cup has a lid.

And no more umbrellas!

[Tombstone RJ]

Originally Posted by Dortoh

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

Do it with a hotty.

[elsid13]

Originally Posted by Taco John

That's funny that you mention this... I stopped drinking out of straws because of this - unless the cup has a lid.

And no more umbrellas!

Well you won't be drinking with Pez ever again.

[Killericon]

You can pull it off if you're a sociopathic bank robber.

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Killericon

You can pull it off if you're a sociopathic bank robber.

I love that movie, good pic. Michael Madsen does pull off that drinking out of straw pretty well.

[Rock Chalk]

Originally Posted by Dortoh

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

Thats easy.

Have a hot b**** holding your Mai Tai buck ass naked while another one is rubbing your manhood.

Very manly.

[Rock Chalk]

Honestly, I drink out of straws all the time. I cant stand cold ass ice on my teeth when I take a drink out of a glass.

I dont care if its manly or not. Im not a p***Y like Taco, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can drink out of a straw and not only do it in style, but not look gay in the process.

[loborugger]

Originally Posted by Dortoh

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

Drink beer, then you wont have to worry about no damn straw!

[brncs_fan]

What is the difference between a pass blitz and a run blitz?

[broncosteven]

Originally Posted by Dortoh

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

If both parties are wearing Snuggy's it is cool.

[broncosteven]

Originally Posted by Rock Chalk

Honestly, I drink out of straws all the time. I cant stand cold ass ice on my teeth when I take a drink out of a glass.

I dont care if its manly or not. Im not a p***Y like Taco, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can drink out of a straw and not only do it in style, but not look gay in the process.

This is even more impressive if you knew that Alec's "straws" all come in the shape of a penis.

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by broncosteven

This is even more impressive if you knew that Alec's "straws" all come in the shape of a penis.

that was awesome.

[TheDave]

Originally Posted by Dortoh

Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly

Absolutely... Stop giving a ****.

For the love of god man... according to your bio you profess to be male. Guess what start acting like it. If your beverage of choice requires use of a straw, then goddammit work that straw like a man and move on to the next challenge. If thats too much for you, then stop ordering beverages that require a straw.

Problem... Solution


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[Bronx33]

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

[Spider]

at my age ........ you just dont give a damn any more but if you must .. order your drink out of a dirty glass and wear shirt with no sleeves

[Hotrod]

So wearing a snuggie and drinking out of a straw from a glass with an umbrella in it at a biker bar will more likely lead to an ass kicking then getting a woman