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Old 01-26-2009, 03:40 PM   #1
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Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:42 PM   #2
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Well as long as you are comfortable with your masculinity it really shouldn't matter.

But all my other suggestions are dirty and perverse so I will leave it alone.

And I have another random question, just how many current threads are about Spider right now? My goodness.
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:44 PM   #3
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chug it through the straw. no one can say its not manly he is chugging it.
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:46 PM   #5
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i recomend being in a full body cast or having you jaw wired shut because you got hurt doing something awesome.
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:48 PM   #6
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Well as long as you are comfortable with your masculinity it really shouldn't matter.

But all my other suggestions are dirty and perverse so I will leave it alone.

And I have another random question, just how many current threads are about Spider right now? My goodness.
This must be your first offseason here on the Main. Spider is just getting warmed up. Just keep your fingers out of his cage and you should be alright
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:55 PM   #8
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:27 PM   #9
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Position the straw to the corner of the mouth with an "Elvis snarl."
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:28 PM   #10
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That's funny that you mention this... I stopped drinking out of straws because of this - unless the cup has a lid.

And no more umbrellas!
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Do it with a hotty.
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:44 PM   #12
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That's funny that you mention this... I stopped drinking out of straws because of this - unless the cup has a lid.

And no more umbrellas!
Well you won't be drinking with Pez ever again.
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You can pull it off if you're a sociopathic bank robber.

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You can pull it off if you're a sociopathic bank robber.

I love that movie, good pic. Michael Madsen does pull off that drinking out of straw pretty well.
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Thats easy.

Have a hot b**** holding your Mai Tai buck ass naked while another one is rubbing your manhood.

Very manly.
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Honestly, I drink out of straws all the time. I cant stand cold ass ice on my teeth when I take a drink out of a glass.

I dont care if its manly or not. Im not a p***Y like Taco, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can drink out of a straw and not only do it in style, but not look gay in the process.
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:20 PM   #17
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Drink beer, then you wont have to worry about no damn straw!
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:35 PM   #18
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If both parties are wearing Snuggy's it is cool.
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Honestly, I drink out of straws all the time. I cant stand cold ass ice on my teeth when I take a drink out of a glass.

I dont care if its manly or not. Im not a p***Y like Taco, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can drink out of a straw and not only do it in style, but not look gay in the process.
This is even more impressive if you knew that Alec's "straws" all come in the shape of a penis.
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This is even more impressive if you knew that Alec's "straws" all come in the shape of a penis.
that was awesome.
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:43 PM   #22
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Absolutely... Stop giving a ****.

For the love of god man... according to your bio you profess to be male. Guess what start acting like it. If your beverage of choice requires use of a straw, then goddammit work that straw like a man and move on to the next challenge. If thats too much for you, then stop ordering beverages that require a straw.

Problem... Solution


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Old 01-26-2009, 07:50 PM   #23
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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:54 PM   #24
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at my age ........ you just dont give a damn any more but if you must .. order your drink out of a dirty glass and wear shirt with no sleeves
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So wearing a snuggie and drinking out of a straw from a glass with an umbrella in it at a biker bar will more likely lead to an ass kicking then getting a woman
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