Twas the night before Xmas , Happy Holidays to the Mane . - The Orange Mane

TDmvp · 12-23-2008, 11:05 PM

Twas the night before Xmas , all through Bob's mom's house .
Not a creature was stirring , not even a mouse .
Bob's stockings was hung , by the chimney with care .
With hopes of a quarter back , some wins, and his first pubic hair .

His parents were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Bob moving out of their basement danced in their heads .
And Bob in his Jersey and his silk lined night cap,
Had just settled down for a long hand dolphin slap .

When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter ,
Bob sprang from his computer to see what was a matter .
Minimizing his smut windows he flew like a flash.
Tore open shutters and thew up the sash.

The moon on his man breast , and the new fallen snow
Gave a luster of nausea to all who he's shown .

When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But Herman Edwards in a limo , sobbing in tears.
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
Bob knew right away Herm needed help with their picks .

More rapid than eagles Bob quickly proclaimed ,
And whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.
We need a quarterback , some corners , a linemen or two ,
A punter a kicker and a tight end to groom .

To the top of the West ! to the top of them all !
We'll go all the way ! all the way ! We'll win 'em all !

With a wink of his eye and a weak hand shake at best ,
Herm let Bob know he'd do the rest .

Herm spoke not a word, just got in his car ,
Peeled out in a haste and left nothing but tar .

BUT HE HEARD HIM EXCLAIM , AS HE DROVE OUT OF SIGHT.
NEXT YEAR WE'LL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS , YEA F*@*ING RIGHT !!!

Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays to everyone here at The Mane !!!

Inkana7 · 12-23-2008, 11:07 PM

Brilliant.

ghwk · 12-23-2008, 11:23 PM

rep for you.

_Oro_ · 12-23-2008, 11:28 PM

Bada$$

Requiem · 12-24-2008, 12:16 AM

Hell yeah dude. This was epic. Happy Holidays and Merry X-Mas to all my Maners. Love you guys.

DeusExManning · 12-24-2008, 12:21 AM

Rep!!

Los Broncos · 12-24-2008, 12:31 AM

Happy thoughts were just killed with Bob in it.

Merry Christmas anyways people, stay safe.

HILife · 12-24-2008, 04:08 AM

Happy Holidays. Good stuff.

Dexter · 12-24-2008, 04:09 AM

So win. Happy Holidays guys.

sirhcyennek81 · 12-24-2008, 06:15 AM

HA HA HA...

MileHighMagic · 12-24-2008, 06:47 AM

Boob loves sugar like we love Renee Herlocker.

Merry Christmas, y'all!

Rock Chalk · 12-24-2008, 07:52 AM

That was good however, i wonder what goes through someone's mind that they have time to write up a poem about some annoying guy on teh internetz.

Honestly, if I am not on this website, Im not thinking about you people. None of you.

Merry Christmas though, MileHighMagic that is one excellent avatar.

Kaylore · 12-24-2008, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDmvp

Beantown Bronco · 12-24-2008, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MileHighMagic

Boob loves sugar like we love Renee Herlocker.

Merry Christmas, y'all!

That is the absolute last time I EVER want to see Bob and Renee mentioned in the same sentence.

TDmvp · 12-24-2008, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Chalk

That was good however, i wonder what goes through someone's mind that they have time to write up a poem about some annoying guy on teh internetz.

Honestly, if I am not on this website, Im not thinking about you people. None of you.

Merry Christmas though, MileHighMagic that is one excellent avatar.

I have wrote music for 20 years so it wasn't to time consuming .
I had been saving that redo of that photo till today , and whipped up a little ditty to go with it before posting hehe ..

TailgateNut · 12-24-2008, 10:39 AM

Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to all!

oubronco · 12-24-2008, 11:03 AM

Fuggin Excellent

broncocalijohn · 12-24-2008, 11:38 AM

Merry Christmas from my family!

epicSocialism4tw · 12-24-2008, 12:50 PM

ludo21 · 12-24-2008, 01:04 PM

Merry Christmas O MAne! Enjoy the weekend!!

Lets hope we can cap it off with a W on Sunday!

TDmvp · 12-24-2008, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

Merry Christmas from my family!

Are you Santa LiLJohn

?

Crushaholic · 12-24-2008, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDmvp

I have wrote music for 20 years so it wasn't to time consuming .

Rep to the first person who sees some irony with this sentence...

I'm just messing with you, TD. That was a good poem...

baja · 12-24-2008, 09:02 PM

before I couldn't even spell engineer now I are one.

TDmvp · 12-24-2008, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crushaholic

Rep to the first person who sees some irony with this sentence...

I'm just messing with you, TD. That was a good poem...

Np@all Crush ... yea yea yea , grammar .
One thing that comes with writing stuff as it comes to you and sometimes in a hurry you slop/shorthand/butcher just to get the idea on paper....

Alot of times when posting i revert back to that ... I'm ok with it ...

fido · 12-24-2008, 10:34 PM

well done, and Merry Christmas

12-23-2008, 11:05 PM	#1
TDmvp Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,054	Twas the night before Xmas , Happy Holidays to the Mane . Twas the night before Xmas , all through Bob's mom's house . Not a creature was stirring , not even a mouse . Bob's stockings was hung , by the chimney with care . With hopes of a quarter back , some wins, and his first pubic hair . His parents were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Bob moving out of their basement danced in their heads . And Bob in his Jersey and his silk lined night cap, Had just settled down for a long hand dolphin slap . When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter , Bob sprang from his computer to see what was a matter . Minimizing his smut windows he flew like a flash. Tore open shutters and thew up the sash. The moon on his man breast , and the new fallen snow Gave a luster of nausea to all who he's shown . When, what to his wondering eyes should appear, But Herman Edwards in a limo , sobbing in tears. With a little old driver, so lively and quick, Bob knew right away Herm needed help with their picks . More rapid than eagles Bob quickly proclaimed , And whistled, and shouted, and called them by name. We need a quarterback , some corners , a linemen or two , A punter a kicker and a tight end to groom . To the top of the West ! to the top of them all ! We'll go all the way ! all the way ! We'll win 'em all ! With a wink of his eye and a weak hand shake at best , Herm let Bob know he'd do the rest . Herm spoke not a word, just got in his car , Peeled out in a haste and left nothing but tar . BUT HE HEARD HIM EXCLAIM , AS HE DROVE OUT OF SIGHT. NEXT YEAR WE'LL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS , YEA F@ING RIGHT !!! Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays to everyone here at The Mane !!! Last edited by TDmvp; 12-24-2008 at 12:09 AM..

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12-23-2008, 11:07 PM	#2
Inkana7 Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,232 Adopt-a-Bronco: Derek Wolfe	Brilliant.

12-23-2008, 11:23 PM	#3
ghwk Ring of Famer DOOM BOOM! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,853 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Doomacus	rep for you.

12-23-2008, 11:28 PM	#4
_Oro_ Formerly known as Casson *Don't run that sht this way.** Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montréal Posts: 1,199 Adopt-a-Bronco: - R. Ayers	Bada$$

12-24-2008, 12:16 AM	#5
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,606 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Hell yeah dude. This was epic. Happy Holidays and Merry X-Mas to all my Maners. Love you guys.

12-24-2008, 12:21 AM	#6
DeusExManning Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2006 Location: Orange County Posts: 1,336	Rep!!

12-24-2008, 12:31 AM	#7
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Happy thoughts were just killed with Bob in it. Merry Christmas anyways people, stay safe.

12-24-2008, 04:08 AM	#8
HILife Ring of Famer Mrs. Alicia Hilife Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: DC - NOVA - DMV - VA - Take your pick Posts: 3,434	Happy Holidays. Good stuff.

12-24-2008, 04:09 AM	#9
Dexter Pro Bowler Bay Harbor Butcher Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 616 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	So win. Happy Holidays guys.

12-24-2008, 06:15 AM	#10
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,681 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	HA HA HA...

12-24-2008, 06:47 AM	#11
MileHighMagic Ho-Slayer Rise and grind! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 1,436 Adopt-a-Bronco: Dave Logan	Boob loves sugar like we love Renee Herlocker. Merry Christmas, y'all!

12-24-2008, 07:52 AM	#12
Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	That was good however, i wonder what goes through someone's mind that they have time to write up a poem about some annoying guy on teh internetz. Honestly, if I am not on this website, Im not thinking about you people. None of you. Merry Christmas though, MileHighMagic that is one excellent avatar.

12-24-2008, 10:39 AM	#16
TailgateNut Bleedin' orange! .......as much as tebonites Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mile High Posts: 20,018 Adopt-a-Bronco: Howard Griffith	Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to all!

12-24-2008, 11:03 AM	#17
oubronco John Foneco !! Mile High Magic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sooner Country Posts: 20,604	Fuggin Excellent

12-24-2008, 12:50 PM	#19
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey

12-24-2008, 01:04 PM	#20
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,915 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Merry Christmas O MAne! Enjoy the weekend!! Lets hope we can cap it off with a W on Sunday!

12-24-2008, 09:02 PM	#23
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,921 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	before I couldn't even spell engineer now I are one.

12-24-2008, 10:34 PM	#25
fido Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: wyoming Posts: 750	well done, and Merry Christmas