Anyone having trouble with customer service lately? - The Orange Mane

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 11:20 AM

So I was in long john silvers today. I ordered the 2 piece fish and more. What I got was highly dissapointing. It was more like 2 piece fish and bla. WHERE IS THE "MORE" I EJACULATED OUTLOAD!

boy howdy was I ever peeved. So ususally wear my cargo shorts so I can stuff extra crispy's in my left pouch for later I called up the manager. He didn't know **** so I crumbled up hushpuppies over his head. He threatened me and even took off my long john silvers hat that I always wear. So I called up Mr John Silvers and explained to him that he needs to mind his corn, p's, q's , and 2 piece fish and more. He said the standard amount of coleslaw is determined by the ice cream scooper they use. I DEMANDED he scoop a large portion of my attitude in his mind. He hung up on me and refused to talk to me until I left a dvd copy of "bring it on " on his front door. When he opened it up he was not greeded by a feel good comedy staring kristen dunst but instead of one pissed off demonpenz with a hunger for fish and chicken planks

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 11:21 AM

this one time Sarah and I were at fazoli's and she wanted extra breadsticks, but this was during the bosnia conflict so we couldn't really order anything fancy. Anyway I decided to try to scoop out some bread sticks on my order and the lady got all made at me

HAY...HAY HAY she said. That is not breadsticks for you. I told her to shut up and get me some more fettitchini alfrado. So she then went on some kind of phone that had a picture of a tomato on it. A tomato phone this guy comes out with glasses and push broom mustache and was like Cops are going to catch you and when they measure the amount of breadsticks on a scale they are going to make you do a year of service in jail for every oz of breadstick. It was at this point I dumped my fettichin on his head making him look like Some kind of Fettichi Marley exept it was me who was standing up for my rights and he was singing no pasta no cry.

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 11:21 AM

Reminds me one time at taco bell. I scoured the board for something that would fill me up and here is what the conversation was like

:demonpenz: Hi buddy can I please have a nacho bel grande and a medium surge
:Taco bell: *talks into his pallic looking microphone "two taco's pinto and beans"
Demonpenz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED A FRICKIN NACHO BEL GRANDE
:taco bell: Do you want hard or soft shell
Demonpenz: soft shell...wait. WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS.

i become more and more sweaty as this battle of wits went on and my kids were crying because they were going to get their toys for monsters inc. I told them that they would have to shut up they already got an iron giant toy from burger king. So they were crying
the manager comes out looking like Ru paul in drag. and she was like I am sorry but you and your kids have to leave by this time demonpenz jr had gotten into an old lady's double decker taco. and he began smearing hot sauce on her bifocles. Needless to say we got out of there faster than the chopper on riptide

watermock · 11-07-2008, 11:23 AM

Ban this B!tch!

broncofan2438 · 11-07-2008, 11:25 AM

What the hell is this crap?

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 11:26 AM

Sorry I Just had customer service problems

Orange_Beard · 11-07-2008, 11:30 AM

No pictures? WTF?

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 11:40 AM

I had to vent

dbfan4life · 11-07-2008, 11:41 AM

This guy reminds me of Oleg in a way.

Tombstone RJ · 11-07-2008, 11:44 AM

Still some good material here.

Crushaholic · 11-07-2008, 11:44 AM

This guy has bigger anger management problems than Spider...

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 11:55 AM

Seriously the **** won't stop. I went to denny's with sarah. After she won 3 pairs of fuzzy dice from the bear claw Game .... we decided to sit down we gathered up the kids with the leash and wanted to sit down and have an upclass meal for a change. So sarah orderes a water and steak extra ketchup and I ask for cheesy hashbrowns. She the waitress then precided to screw around with other tables and ask for their orders two. I was sooooo pissed. The one time I wanted to take me and the family out for a rock and roll dinner and this lady was like paying attention to other families. When The food finally came she gave me this smug look and said this has a special ingrediant in it... Love. At this point I RYU'd Uppercut punched the tray. Hash browns rained down like potato manna from the denny's jesus in the sky Oddly enough there was a police officer standing there so of course I think he is going to go all "bad boy bad boys" on that friggin waitresses ass, but he slammed me against the pies and such and just like the bear claw game we were thrown out

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 12:07 PM

Natedog24 · 11-07-2008, 12:10 PM

Orange_Beard · 11-07-2008, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonEagles

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Thank you, now I get it.

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 12:42 PM

dude...... one day in 98 it was around the time that snoop dog's album reached the zeeneth we and the boys from video shack dressed up like cowpokes and went to ponderosa for some irony. Well Jackie Mcgee ordered the salad with the potato wedges. And we were like HIP HOP HORRAY hoooo OPP kind of gangsta **** anyway. My sisters liver wasn't working well after she chugged nyquil and was fired from her job at the bus stop. So we started playing scrabble on the tables and ate some nacho's. Well we started making a nacho tree like nacho's navidad which means happy birthday spanish person in spanish. anyway we put on our large fu bu jeans and shot ketchup at this lady who was our hostess with the mostessdude...... one day in 98 it was around the time that snoop dog's album reached the zeeneth we and the boys from video shack dressed up like cowpokes and went to ponderosa for some irony. Well Jackie Mcgee ordered the salad with the potato wedges. And we were like HIP HOP HORRAY hoooo OPP kind of gangsta **** anyway. My sisters liver wasn't working well after she chugged nyquil and was fired from her job at the bus stop. So we started playing scrabble on the tables and ate some nacho's. Well we started making a nacho tree like nacho's navidad which means happy birthday spanish person in spanish. anyway we put on our large fu bu jeans and shot ketchup at this lady who was our hostess with the mostess

Orange_Beard · 11-07-2008, 12:45 PM

This is a new site done by a friend of mine, it is for sharing carzy stories.

http://shafted.me/

CBF1 · 11-07-2008, 12:45 PM

This so reminds me of the old days.... Mock and his 2nd case of beer and a keyboard. I so miss those times

Orange_Beard · 11-07-2008, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonEagles

dude...... one day in 98 it was around the time that snoop dog's album reached the zeeneth we and the boys from video shack dressed up like cowpokes and went to ponderosa for some irony. Well Jackie Mcgee ordered the salad with the potato wedges. And we were like HIP HOP HORRAY hoooo OPP kind of gangsta **** anyway. My sisters liver wasn't working well after she chugged nyquil and was fired from her job at the bus stop. So we started playing scrabble on the tables and ate some nacho's. Well we started making a nacho tree like nacho's navidad which means happy birthday spanish person in spanish. anyway we put on our large fu bu jeans and shot ketchup at this lady who was our hostess with the mostessdude...... one day in 98 it was around the time that snoop dog's album reached the zeeneth we and the boys from video shack dressed up like cowpokes and went to ponderosa for some irony. Well Jackie Mcgee ordered the salad with the potato wedges. And we were like HIP HOP HORRAY hoooo OPP kind of gangsta **** anyway. My sisters liver wasn't working well after she chugged nyquil and was fired from her job at the bus stop. So we started playing scrabble on the tables and ate some nacho's. Well we started making a nacho tree like nacho's navidad which means happy birthday spanish person in spanish. anyway we put on our large fu bu jeans and shot ketchup at this lady who was our hostess with the mostess

You going to put out a book sometime?
I would love to read it.

Orange_Beard · 11-07-2008, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBF1

This so reminds me of the old days.... Mock and his 2nd case of beer and a keyboard. I so miss those times

Did you see Mock of all people calling for a ban?

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 12:50 PM

it's not a big deal. When the flood of 1993 happened my sister and I ran into the same sort of deal. It was large rash or something that even putting on blue blocker sunglasses wouldn't help. We tried everything even gold bond medicated powder, but this was much different than the jock itch I had experienced a year before in archory school. So I finally I said I had enough and went to Dr. doctorson. and he was like hey demon ususally these rashes occur when you are over weight, lack of excersize and sweat alot. I was pretty upset but I thought that he knew what he was talking about. My over acting glands have haunted me for years (We all rememember homecoming 96 *shrug*) he gave me some pills that were supposed to help the rash but he said I would have to stop scratching the rash with a back scratcher that I had purchased a year earlier in branson. So I twas a struggle not touching the damn thing until we went to the funnel cake cookoff in which I got powdered sugar all over my face and on my back. In which cleaning it off people mistaked me doing the macarana (which it was the 90's) and they joined in AAAIIIIGHT. It was quite annoying but not as much as what happened next. Thinking I had just been deloused my girlfriend came in for a kiss in which we bumped glasses and since I had lost my protective nose pieces earlier in a fight over street fighter two. It cut my nose and I had to have a tenis shot. Overall I thought it was fun though and that is how I almost got my first kiss

DemonEagles · 11-07-2008, 01:03 PM

Today was a normal day at the office exept for they started playing christmas music earlier. Being that my girlfriend hates christmas I kind of like it now. Especially the reindeers. It gives me an excuse to say "nice rack" I also like to call out the reindeers name before having an orgasim

anyway today I don't like talking while I am doing my business in the bathroom but a guy starts rubbing my shoulders well anyway I was like wtf are you doing? I zipped my little buddy up in my zipper. When I came too i had passed out because of the pain. It was strangly weird having my lil smokey out infront of people while a guy was singing along to white christmas by bing crosby

Sassy · 11-07-2008, 08:58 PM

I am so confused!

Vladimir · 11-09-2008, 05:10 AM

The ryu uppercut punching of the denny's tray was a good touch.

DemonEagles · 11-14-2008, 12:01 PM

So we went out to this bar my friends and I to a bar in st joseph called legends. Now legends isn't the kind of bar you go in running your mouth doing your best Topper Harley impersonation. So we go in there sure as crap there a dude was. Being a Barney badass sitting there with a fish net shirt some cut up jeans hogging the juke box. YEAH DUDE I JUST PLAYED 20 HOURS OF RATT he tried to give me a freaking forearm bump which I asked 'well which album is next' HE REPLIED I DON'T REALLY CARE DUDE I JUST PLAYED ROUND AND ROUND AND USED the next 20 dollars on AUTO PLAY. ANYWAY HE STARTED BRAGGING about his chrystler lebaron or some **** to my friends and one of my friends had enough. I have this friend named Mike Mcmichaelson. He is like 6'2 and angerier than Jeep with a soft top. So he goes to the bathroom and sweeps this dudes legs out with the plunger (thanks for the tip tiny evil) then picks up up by his bleach blonde hair and dark roots and shoves his face under the hand air dryer. THE DUDE GOT SO MAD HE DIDN"T STAY TO HEAR THE REST OF THE RATT?!?! so anyway. It was def a round and round type of night

11-07-2008, 11:20 AM	#1
DemonEagles Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 430	Anyone having trouble with customer service lately? So I was in long john silvers today. I ordered the 2 piece fish and more. What I got was highly dissapointing. It was more like 2 piece fish and bla. WHERE IS THE "MORE" I EJACULATED OUTLOAD! boy howdy was I ever peeved. So ususally wear my cargo shorts so I can stuff extra crispy's in my left pouch for later I called up the manager. He didn't know **** so I crumbled up hushpuppies over his head. He threatened me and even took off my long john silvers hat that I always wear. So I called up Mr John Silvers and explained to him that he needs to mind his corn, p's, q's , and 2 piece fish and more. He said the standard amount of coleslaw is determined by the ice cream scooper they use. I DEMANDED he scoop a large portion of my attitude in his mind. He hung up on me and refused to talk to me until I left a dvd copy of "bring it on " on his front door. When he opened it up he was not greeded by a feel good comedy staring kristen dunst but instead of one pissed off demonpenz with a hunger for fish and chicken planks

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11-07-2008, 11:21 AM	#2
DemonEagles Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 430	this one time Sarah and I were at fazoli's and she wanted extra breadsticks, but this was during the bosnia conflict so we couldn't really order anything fancy. Anyway I decided to try to scoop out some bread sticks on my order and the lady got all made at me HAY...HAY HAY she said. That is not breadsticks for you. I told her to shut up and get me some more fettitchini alfrado. So she then went on some kind of phone that had a picture of a tomato on it. A tomato phone this guy comes out with glasses and push broom mustache and was like Cops are going to catch you and when they measure the amount of breadsticks on a scale they are going to make you do a year of service in jail for every oz of breadstick. It was at this point I dumped my fettichin on his head making him look like Some kind of Fettichi Marley exept it was me who was standing up for my rights and he was singing no pasta no cry.

11-07-2008, 11:23 AM	#4
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Ban this B!tch!

11-07-2008, 11:25 AM	#5
broncofan2438 Faneco this... LETS TAKE BACK THE AFC WEST Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: California Posts: 6,302 Adopt-a-Bronco: ERIC DECKER	What the hell is this crap?

11-07-2008, 11:26 AM	#6
DemonEagles Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 430	Sorry I Just had customer service problems

11-07-2008, 11:30 AM	#7
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	No pictures? WTF?

11-07-2008, 11:40 AM	#8
DemonEagles Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 430	I had to vent

11-07-2008, 11:41 AM	#9
dbfan4life Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Las Cruces, NM Posts: 2,499	This guy reminds me of Oleg in a way.

11-07-2008, 11:44 AM	#10
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11-07-2008, 11:44 AM	#11
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,039	This guy has bigger anger management problems than Spider...

11-07-2008, 11:55 AM	#12
DemonEagles Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 430	Seriously the **** won't stop. I went to denny's with sarah. After she won 3 pairs of fuzzy dice from the bear claw Game .... we decided to sit down we gathered up the kids with the leash and wanted to sit down and have an upclass meal for a change. So sarah orderes a water and steak extra ketchup and I ask for cheesy hashbrowns. She the waitress then precided to screw around with other tables and ask for their orders two. I was sooooo pissed. The one time I wanted to take me and the family out for a rock and roll dinner and this lady was like paying attention to other families. When The food finally came she gave me this smug look and said this has a special ingrediant in it... Love. At this point I RYU'd Uppercut punched the tray. Hash browns rained down like potato manna from the denny's jesus in the sky Oddly enough there was a police officer standing there so of course I think he is going to go all "bad boy bad boys" on that friggin waitresses ass, but he slammed me against the pies and such and just like the bear claw game we were thrown out

11-07-2008, 12:10 PM	#14
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11-07-2008, 12:42 PM	#16
DemonEagles Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 430	dude...... one day in 98 it was around the time that snoop dog's album reached the zeeneth we and the boys from video shack dressed up like cowpokes and went to ponderosa for some irony. Well Jackie Mcgee ordered the salad with the potato wedges. And we were like HIP HOP HORRAY hoooo OPP kind of gangsta ** anyway. My sisters liver wasn't working well after she chugged nyquil and was fired from her job at the bus stop. So we started playing scrabble on the tables and ate some nacho's. Well we started making a nacho tree like nacho's navidad which means happy birthday spanish person in spanish. anyway we put on our large fu bu jeans and shot ketchup at this lady who was our hostess with the mostessdude...... one day in 98 it was around the time that snoop dog's album reached the zeeneth we and the boys from video shack dressed up like cowpokes and went to ponderosa for some irony. Well Jackie Mcgee ordered the salad with the potato wedges. And we were like HIP HOP HORRAY hoooo OPP kind of gangsta ** anyway. My sisters liver wasn't working well after she chugged nyquil and was fired from her job at the bus stop. So we started playing scrabble on the tables and ate some nacho's. Well we started making a nacho tree like nacho's navidad which means happy birthday spanish person in spanish. anyway we put on our large fu bu jeans and shot ketchup at this lady who was our hostess with the mostess

11-07-2008, 12:45 PM	#17
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	This is a new site done by a friend of mine, it is for sharing carzy stories. http://shafted.me/

11-07-2008, 12:45 PM	#18
CBF1 Ring of Famer No avatar is the new avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,907 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio	This so reminds me of the old days.... Mock and his 2nd case of beer and a keyboard. I so miss those times

11-07-2008, 12:50 PM	#21
DemonEagles Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 430	it's not a big deal. When the flood of 1993 happened my sister and I ran into the same sort of deal. It was large rash or something that even putting on blue blocker sunglasses wouldn't help. We tried everything even gold bond medicated powder, but this was much different than the jock itch I had experienced a year before in archory school. So I finally I said I had enough and went to Dr. doctorson. and he was like hey demon ususally these rashes occur when you are over weight, lack of excersize and sweat alot. I was pretty upset but I thought that he knew what he was talking about. My over acting glands have haunted me for years (We all rememember homecoming 96 shrug) he gave me some pills that were supposed to help the rash but he said I would have to stop scratching the rash with a back scratcher that I had purchased a year earlier in branson. So I twas a struggle not touching the damn thing until we went to the funnel cake cookoff in which I got powdered sugar all over my face and on my back. In which cleaning it off people mistaked me doing the macarana (which it was the 90's) and they joined in AAAIIIIGHT. It was quite annoying but not as much as what happened next. Thinking I had just been deloused my girlfriend came in for a kiss in which we bumped glasses and since I had lost my protective nose pieces earlier in a fight over street fighter two. It cut my nose and I had to have a tenis shot. Overall I thought it was fun though and that is how I almost got my first kiss

11-07-2008, 01:03 PM	#22
DemonEagles Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 430	Today was a normal day at the office exept for they started playing christmas music earlier. Being that my girlfriend hates christmas I kind of like it now. Especially the reindeers. It gives me an excuse to say "nice rack" I also like to call out the reindeers name before having an orgasim anyway today I don't like talking while I am doing my business in the bathroom but a guy starts rubbing my shoulders well anyway I was like wtf are you doing? I zipped my little buddy up in my zipper. When I came too i had passed out because of the pain. It was strangly weird having my lil smokey out infront of people while a guy was singing along to white christmas by bing crosby

11-07-2008, 08:58 PM	#23
Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	I am so confused!

11-09-2008, 05:10 AM	#24
Vladimir #1 Oregon Broncos fan Go Ducks! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Medford, Oregon Posts: 450 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Dawkins!!	The ryu uppercut punching of the denny's tray was a good touch.

11-14-2008, 12:01 PM	#25
DemonEagles Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 430	So we went out to this bar my friends and I to a bar in st joseph called legends. Now legends isn't the kind of bar you go in running your mouth doing your best Topper Harley impersonation. So we go in there sure as crap there a dude was. Being a Barney badass sitting there with a fish net shirt some cut up jeans hogging the juke box. YEAH DUDE I JUST PLAYED 20 HOURS OF RATT he tried to give me a freaking forearm bump which I asked 'well which album is next' HE REPLIED I DON'T REALLY CARE DUDE I JUST PLAYED ROUND AND ROUND AND USED the next 20 dollars on AUTO PLAY. ANYWAY HE STARTED BRAGGING about his chrystler lebaron or some **** to my friends and one of my friends had enough. I have this friend named Mike Mcmichaelson. He is like 6'2 and angerier than Jeep with a soft top. So he goes to the bathroom and sweeps this dudes legs out with the plunger (thanks for the tip tiny evil) then picks up up by his bleach blonde hair and dark roots and shoves his face under the hand air dryer. THE DUDE GOT SO MAD HE DIDN"T STAY TO HEAR THE REST OF THE RATT?!?! so anyway. It was def a round and round type of night