It would appear to be rude to ask a woman where the junk is - The Orange Mane

Spider · 11-05-2008, 06:01 PM

Dont know what I did ,all I did was ask her where the Junk was , she Said Excuuuuuuuuse me, and said i was a rude man .......Is Junk a slang word ?

Miss I. · 11-05-2008, 06:30 PM

Well I am not certain it is for a woman, but I am pretty sure in reference to a guy it's a reference to his package. So it's one of two things, she thought you wanted her to touch your junk or she thought you were calling her a dude. Though it could also be she thought it was a reference to junk in her trunk and she thought you were insulting her a%%. But these are just theories I pulled out of my junk, hee hee.

Spider · 11-05-2008, 06:39 PM

either way , I am not doing that **** again ...........

Spider · 11-05-2008, 07:59 PM

to the person that sent me the reps .......... oh **** that explains alot , I was asking for the Junk an engine degreaser ......it is a wonder she didnt beat the hell out of me . and to the other ........

no on the you tube thing , I dont need to be getting other people in trouble

Ratboy · 11-06-2008, 01:17 AM

Spider, you never heard of the term "Junk in the trunk"?

Spider · 11-06-2008, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RTribbey

Spider, you never heard of the term "Junk in the trunk"?

I have now

Los Broncos · 11-06-2008, 09:51 PM

If my aunt had junk she would be my uncle.

Kaylore · 11-07-2008, 11:45 AM

Spider's life would be a great show. When he's not throat-punching people who piss him off, he's asking women how their caboose is.

Tombstone RJ · 11-07-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Spider

Dont know what I did ,all I did was ask her where the Junk was , she Said Excuuuuuuuuse me, and said i was a rude man .......Is Junk a slang word ?

Depends on the booty she's showing. Does she have alot of junk in her trunk?

Spider · 11-07-2008, 08:37 PM

well it wasnt intentional........I thought she worked there .......She was heavy set , I hope I didnt hurt her feelings .......

Miss I. · 11-07-2008, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

well it wasnt intentional........I thought she worked there .......She was heavy set , I hope I didnt hurt her feelings .......

Well, my guess is she was probably sensitive about it Spider, but even so, if she made that assumption the issue is hers, not yours. IF you see her again you can always apologize if you feel bad, but really, if someone said that to me, I would'nt have assumed anything. But if I had, I would've just smarted off and said, "that's right buddy, got plenty of junk in my trunk, wanna see it?" Which would have have soundly horrified you and scared you away or not. After all you did tell me you would hit Geraldine Ferraro and I figure with standards that low I might have shot.

Spider · 11-08-2008, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ginita

Well, my guess is she was probably sensitive about it Spider, but even so, if she made that assumption the issue is hers, not yours. IF you see her again you can always apologize if you feel bad, but really, if someone said that to me, I would'nt have assumed anything. But if I had, I would've just smarted off and said, "that's right buddy, got plenty of junk in my trunk, wanna see it?" Which would have have soundly horrified you and scared you away or not. After all you did tell me you would hit Geraldine Ferraro and I figure with standards that low I might have shot.

standards just get in the way

Miss I. · 11-08-2008, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Spider

standards just get in the way

do they now? I like your philosphy there Spider. Funny thing is now I go around quoting you and people think I am crazy, except maybe Oskie who understands the references (though he still probably thinks I am crazy). Yeah I am now always threatening to throat punch people. Also, when I watch girl porn (and by girl porn I mean naked guys with a sweet, sensitive story line) now I go, "Yeah, I'd hit that." You are a bad influence Spider. Keep on truckin buddy.

Spider · 11-08-2008, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ginita

do they now? I like your philosphy there Spider. Funny thing is now I go around quoting you and people think I am crazy, except maybe Oskie who understands the references (though he still probably thinks I am crazy). Yeah I am now always threatening to throat punch people. Also, when I watch girl porn (and by girl porn I mean naked guys with a sweet, sensitive story line) now I go, "Yeah, I'd hit that." You are a bad influence Spider. Keep on truckin buddy.

I do what I can

Circle Orange · 11-08-2008, 12:36 PM

Here's the rule of thumb, Spider...

If you say that to a pretty woman, she'll either ignore you or walk away.

If the woman is attractive, she might chat and explain where you're wrong.

If the woman is below average she will curse like a sailor and threaten to get her boyfriend.

If the woman is bug ugly she'll pull out a .38 and shoot first.

So be careful!

Miss I. · 11-08-2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Circle Orange

Here's the rule of thumb, Spider...

If you say that to a pretty woman, she'll either ignore you or walk away.

If the woman is attractive, she might chat and explain where you're wrong.

If the woman is below average she will curse like a sailor and threaten to get her boyfriend.

If the woman is bug ugly she'll pull out a .38 and shoot first.

So be careful!

Spider · 11-08-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Circle Orange

Here's the rule of thumb, Spider...

If you say that to a pretty woman, she'll either ignore you or walk away.

If the woman is attractive, she might chat and explain where you're wrong.

If the woman is below average she will curse like a sailor and threaten to get her boyfriend.

If the woman is bug ugly she'll pull out a .38 and shoot first.

So be careful!

..... I wrote those safety tips down ..... In case you havent notice , I have a certain effect on people

11-05-2008, 06:01 PM	#1
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	It would appear to be rude to ask a woman where the junk is Dont know what I did ,all I did was ask her where the Junk was , she Said Excuuuuuuuuse me, and said i was a rude man .......Is Junk a slang word ?

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11-05-2008, 06:30 PM	#2
Miss I. Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,025	Well I am not certain it is for a woman, but I am pretty sure in reference to a guy it's a reference to his package. So it's one of two things, she thought you wanted her to touch your junk or she thought you were calling her a dude. Though it could also be she thought it was a reference to junk in her trunk and she thought you were insulting her a%%. But these are just theories I pulled out of my junk, hee hee.

11-05-2008, 06:39 PM	#3
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	either way , I am not doing that **** again ...........

11-05-2008, 07:59 PM	#4
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	to the person that sent me the reps .......... oh **** that explains alot , I was asking for the Junk an engine degreaser ......it is a wonder she didnt beat the hell out of me . and to the other ........ no on the you tube thing , I dont need to be getting other people in trouble

11-06-2008, 01:17 AM	#5
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	Spider, you never heard of the term "Junk in the trunk"?

11-06-2008, 09:51 PM	#7
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	If my aunt had junk she would be my uncle.

11-07-2008, 11:45 AM	#8
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,074 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	Spider's life would be a great show. When he's not throat-punching people who piss him off, he's asking women how their caboose is.

11-07-2008, 08:37 PM	#10
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	well it wasnt intentional........I thought she worked there .......She was heavy set , I hope I didnt hurt her feelings .......

11-08-2008, 12:36 PM	#15
Circle Orange SPOT ON. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Styxx, D.C. Posts: 3,956	Here's the rule of thumb, Spider... If you say that to a pretty woman, she'll either ignore you or walk away. If the woman is attractive, she might chat and explain where you're wrong. If the woman is below average she will curse like a sailor and threaten to get her boyfriend. If the woman is bug ugly she'll pull out a .38 and shoot first. So be careful!