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Old 08-13-2013, 01:15 PM   #5276
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Why do we never discuss pole vaulting on the OM?

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Old 08-13-2013, 01:17 PM   #5277
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Old 08-13-2013, 01:33 PM   #5278
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Why do we never discuss pole vaulting on the OM?

She can vault my pole if you know what I am saying
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Old 08-13-2013, 01:42 PM   #5279
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Why do we never discuss pole vaulting on the OM?

I'd really enjoy having sex with her, if you catch my drift.
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:34 PM   #5280
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I'd really enjoy having sex with her, if you catch my drift.
None of you guys would bother to look at her. Me I wave to the pretty waitresses when I walk in to Hooters, they like me, they come over and talk to me, we talk about where I bought my swag and what I am going to order. I bet none of you losers would get a pretty lady to talk to you at Hooters. Me and my boys lift weights and like to show off our abs and guns at the beach while sipping afterglow, I kick sand on you ab-less, swag-less losers.

I bed me the honey's because I treat them right, I get the best Boons farm, throw in a couple jolly ranchers and cough syrup. Some of my boys ruffie the girls drinks, sometimes if we can't find some sweet honey mama's we ruffie each others drinks and pretend we are back in prison. Did I tell you I did a stretch for knifing a dude, well when I say I knifed a dude pre-mediatedly I mean of course that it looked like he had a gun and was going to kill me WINK WINK! That is what I told the judge but he wasn't buying it that day because I was coming down from being ruffied and had sand packed in my ass after my Bro's gang raped me because we couldn't find any afterglow to share with some sweet mama's. At least my Brah's were mindful of my Swag and didn't rip it or get semen or blood on my swag or theirs. I told my best Brah that it was his turn next time but he told me it was my turn again even though it has been my turn since we started the sodomy when we couldn't find sweet mama's to treat right. I almost wonder if my bro's are trying that hard to wave to the sweet honeys and get them to sip our ruffie laced afterglow but that is how we roll in Philly. Plus they said I had the prettiest mouth in prison and when you go to prison with a group of your Brah's then you have a bond for life.

I have to go because it is almost time to break out my finest swag and go to my probation hearing but after that I am going to go with my bro's to Hooters and get some sweet hot mama's to talk to us. I am going to get those hot sweet babes to talk to me and you losers are going to be spanking it to some picture on the internet like I used to do in prison.

PEACE OUT!

Some day I will tell you all about how I am now a man of PEACE and how I put my life of prison sex and crime behind me.

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Old 08-13-2013, 02:36 PM   #5281
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None of you guys would bother to look at her. Me I wave to the pretty waitresses when I walk in to Hooters, they like me, they come over and talk to me, we talk about where I bought my swag and what I am going to order. I bet none of you losers would get a pretty lady to talk to you at Hooters. Me and my boys lift weights and like to show off our abs and guns at the beach while sipping afterglow, I kick sand on you ab-less, swag-less losers.

I bed me the honey's because I treat them right, I get the best Boons farm, throw in a couple jolly ranchers and cough syrup. Some of my boys ruffie the girls drinks, sometimes if we can't find some sweet honey mama's we ruffie each others drinks and pretend we are back in prison. Did I tell you I did a stretch for knifing a dude, well when I say I knifed a dude pre-mediatedly I mean of course that it looked like he had a gun and was going to kill me WINK WINK! That is what I told the judge but he wasn't buying it that day because I was coming down from being ruffied and had sand packed in my ass after my Bro's gang raped me because we couldn't find any afterglow to share with some sweet mama's. At least my Brah's were mindful of my Swag and didn't rip it or get semen or blood on my swag or theirs. I told my best Brah that it was his turn next time but he told me it was my turn again even though it has been my turn since we started the sodomy when we couldn't find sweet mama's to treat right. I almost wonder if my bro's are trying that hard to wave to the sweet honeys and get them to sip our ruffie laced afterglow but that is how we roll in Philly. Plus they said I had the prettiest mouth in prison and when you go to prison with a group of your Brah's then you have a bond for life.

I have to go because it is almost time to break out my finest swag and go to my probation hearing but after that I am going to go with my bro's to Hooters and get some sweet hot mama's to talk to us. I am going to get those hot sweet babes to talk to me and you losers are going to be spanking it to some picture on the internet like I used to do in prison.

PEACE OUT!

Some day I will tell you all about how I am now a man of PEACE and how I put my life of prison sex and crime behind me.

PHILLY BOYS IN DA HOUSE!
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:38 PM   #5282
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Well how would the writer formerly known as Smurf respond to that picture?
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:39 PM   #5283
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Well how would the writer formerly known as Smurf respond to that picture?
"Man, I totally was about to bang her then my ****ing roomie..."

it would start that way
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:43 PM   #5284
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"Man, I totally was about to bang her then my ****ing roomie..."

it would start that way
Isn't smurf the one who said in the infamous "speaking of butts" thread that he didn't care about women's butts because guys have butts too?
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:44 PM   #5285
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"Man, I totally was about to bang her then my ****ing roomie..."

it would start that way
I thought Sweedish would start off by saying.. "Would not Bang.."
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:55 PM   #5286
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I thought Sweedish would start off by saying.. "Would not Bang.."
probably, you are right. Then he'd go on to tell us about his experiences at DU, abroad and how educated and sophisticated he is.
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Old 08-13-2013, 03:02 PM   #5287
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Isn't smurf the one who said in the infamous "speaking of butts" thread that he didn't care about women's butts because guys have butts too?
lol fail.
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:27 PM   #5288
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BREAKING: Tom Brady suffers possible left knee injury at #Patriots camp.
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:29 PM   #5289
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What? Is it even that bad? He probably stubbed his toe.
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:32 PM   #5290
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What? Is it even that bad? He probably stubbed his toe.
pretty much along the lines of what i was thinking
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:33 PM   #5291
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No, its worse than stubbed toe. He had to be helped off field and is in locker room now.
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:34 PM   #5292
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little know Tebow effect? Also, momo and projecting

eta: in all serious, hope he's alright.
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:35 PM   #5293
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No, its worse than stubbed toe. He had to be helped off field and is in locker room now.
So he got his pants dirty? Stepped in some dog crap while wearing his uggs? He remembered that one time he hurt his left knee against KC? Oh I got it! It was raining!

He'll be listed as Doubtful the whole season now.
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Old 08-14-2013, 01:18 PM   #5294
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Old 08-14-2013, 01:20 PM   #5295
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BREAKING: Tom Brady suffers possible left knee injury at #Patriots camp.
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Every heart in New England just skipped a beat.

According to multiple reports, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady just felt something in his left knee in practice, and then left the field after consulting with coach Bill Belichick.

During their joint practice with the Buccaneers, Brady grabbed his left knee, limped off, but then rejoined practice a play later. But that didnít last long, and he ended up heading out again with a trainer.

The left is the same knee as the torn ACL that ended his 2008 season.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...oking-at-knee/
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Old 08-14-2013, 01:31 PM   #5296
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Douchebag Schiano probably had his d-line undercut the kneel down again...
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So he got his pants dirty? Stepped in some dog crap while wearing his uggs? He remembered that one time he hurt his left knee against KC? Oh I got it! It was raining!

He'll be listed as Doubtful the whole season now.
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Old 08-14-2013, 01:51 PM   #5298
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Now I have Close to You stuck in my head...
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Now I have Close to You stuck in my head...
Why do birds suddenly appear....when I see Tom Brady's rear?
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