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Old 09-17-2008, 07:58 PM   #1
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If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're exotic, different.

Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.



If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.



Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.



If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the
first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as
a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator
representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of
the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in
the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people
while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs,
Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't
have any real leadership experience.

If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council
and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20
months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're
qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.



If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2
daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.



If you teach children about sexual predators, you are irresponsible and
eroding the fiber of society.

If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no
other option in sex education in your state's school system while your
unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.



If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a
prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values
don't represent America's.

If your husband is nicknamed First Dude, with at least one DWI
conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until
age 25 and once was a member of a group that hates America and advocated
the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.



OK, much clearer now.
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:02 PM   #2
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we seen that a few times here , still doesnt make much sense
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:20 PM   #3
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:04 PM   #5
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Old 09-18-2008, 05:56 AM   #6
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...as if, in your "line of work" the guy work flips a quarter would be prefered ove the guy who studies trends and is well informed about current market conditions.

I WILL stab you with a crableg!
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