Things Men Should Not Say to Their Wives - The Orange Mane

Miss I. · 09-10-2008, 04:17 PM

I would hope most men have the common sense to already know not to say these things, but if not here's a bit of sound advice. My sister sent it to me and it made me laugh. Hope it makes you laugh as well. (Mods: please move this to the appropriate area as applicable).

Spider · 09-10-2008, 04:34 PM

too late been there done that and lived

Los Broncos · 09-10-2008, 09:38 PM

How about just not saying "I do"

Miss I. · 09-11-2008, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Doom Crew72

How about just not saying "I do"

Sort of like "Just say No" I suppose that works too, however, just a thought but I don't think any females (wives, girlfriends, mothers, sisters) like being told they look fat or that they look like an ex (particularly the mothers, I would think would be upset by this, unless you are from some area where dating family members is the norm, in which case are you a Chiefs fan then?).

Los Broncos · 09-11-2008, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ginita

Sort of like "Just say No" I suppose that works too, however, just a thought but I don't think any females (wives, girlfriends, mothers, sisters) like being told they look fat or that they look like an ex (particularly the mothers, I would think would be upset by this, unless you are from some area where dating family members is the norm, in which case are you a Chiefs fan then?).

haha

Hotrod · 09-11-2008, 12:56 PM

Best thing I ever said was **** you I want a divorce. Sure it was expensive but well worth it

ElwayMD · 09-11-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrod

Best thing I ever said was **** you I want a divorce. Sure it was expensive but well worth it

Funny I said **** you I want to get married...kind of worked the same way

BowlenBall · 09-18-2008, 09:29 AM

Hmmm... wonder why there are so few females posting on the Mane... can't figure it out...

CasinoRoyal · 09-19-2008, 10:08 PM

IDK i tell my gurl dont bother me while im watching the game all the time...

She normally just lays across me and then get mad when i jump up after a big play or a bad play.

Vladimir · 09-21-2008, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CasinoRoyal

IDK i tell my gurl dont bother me while im watching the game all the time...

She normally just lays across me and then get mad when i jump up after a big play or a bad play.

I remember when Clinton Portis had his 5 TD's against KC.. My girlfriend was pissed because i wouldn't sit down so she could lay on me.. lol

09-10-2008, 04:17 PM	#1
Miss I. Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,026	Things Men Should Not Say to Their Wives I would hope most men have the common sense to already know not to say these things, but if not here's a bit of sound advice. My sister sent it to me and it made me laugh. Hope it makes you laugh as well. (Mods: please move this to the appropriate area as applicable).

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09-10-2008, 04:34 PM	#2
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	too late been there done that and lived

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Los Broncos Flaw Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 18,803 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	How about just not saying "I do"

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Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	Best thing I ever said was **** you I want a divorce. Sure it was expensive but well worth it

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BowlenBall Owner. Philanthropist. Pimp. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 4,384 Adopt-a-Bronco: Lucas Reed	Hmmm... wonder why there are so few females posting on the Mane... can't figure it out...

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CasinoRoyal Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,295 Adopt-a-Bronco: eddie royal	IDK i tell my gurl dont bother me while im watching the game all the time... She normally just lays across me and then get mad when i jump up after a big play or a bad play.