Those bastard in Washington

[Spider]

A little boy wrote to Santa Clause asking for 100.00 .mail man doesnt know what to do with the letter , so he sent it to the president , Bush opens the letter reads it , smiles and sends the kid 10.00 and tells him merry Christmas vote republican ..... The boy gets the 10.00 sits down and writes a thank you letter , so the post man sends it to Washington , bush opens it and reads it , here is what it said .....Dear Santa , i want to thank you for the 100.00 but next time please do not send it through Washington , that bastard Bush took 90.00 of it

[Dudeskey]

lol...

[Spider]

even if it means I dont get the stick ........

[DenverBrit]

Bush is sitting in the oval office, gazing at the snow through the window.
He notices that in big yellow letters, someone has written: BUSH IS AN IDIOT.

He calls an aid into his office and tells him to go and find out who the I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with wrote the insult and get back to him ASAP.

A couple of hours later, the aid returns.
"We had the FBI do a DNA test on the urine used to write the insult, Sir"

"Well?" Says Bush.

"The news isn't good, Sir"
"The urine we tested belongs to Mr. Cheney"
"That bastard Cheney did this??"
"Yes, Sir. But it gets worse"

"How the I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with could it get any worse than the man I trust most pissing an insult in the snow??"

"Sir.......the handwriting belongs to Mrs Bush"

[Spider]

Lol

[Play2win]

Originally Posted by DenverBrit

Bush is sitting in the oval office, gazing at the snow through the window.
He notices that in big yellow letters, someone has written: BUSH IS AN IDIOT.

He calls an aid into his office and tells him to go and find out who the I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with wrote the insult and get back to him ASAP.

A couple of hours later, the aid returns.
"We had the FBI do a DNA test on the urine used to write the insult, Sir"

"Well?" Says Bush.

"The news isn't good, Sir"
"The urine we tested belongs to Mr. Cheney"
"That bastard Cheney did this??"
"Yes, Sir. But it gets worse"

"How the I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with could it get any worse than the man I trust most pissing an insult in the snow??"

"Sir.......the handwriting belongs to Mrs Bush"

That is a modernization of an old, old folktale-- actually, an "Ozark" tale...

There is a book called "Pissing in the snow... and other Ozark tales".

Pretty funny stuff... I haven't seen a copy of it for over 20 years. I might try to find a copy of it, for a few extra laughs...