The official Spider is having surgery thread - Page 3 - The Orange Mane

Spider · 08-18-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

Morphine is bonertastic. I totally understand why that stuff is illegal. It makes everything just...go away....

;d makes me sick to my stomache though

RaiderH8r · 08-18-2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

;d makes me sick to my stomache though

Really? My wife had a similar reaction, she actually was chundering. I pity both of you. They gave it to me and I was cruisin'...just L-I-V-I-N baby. Pain? What pain? Oh that...yeah, that got f'd up at work but I'm feelin fine. Dude, put the Allman brothers back on because I'm going to be asleep in about 10 minutes.

Anything that good just has to be kept under lock and key.

broncocalijohn · 08-18-2008, 04:19 PM

I thought the surgey was to remove Spider's fst from that guys throat. This sounds a lot more painful.....for spider that is.

broncocalijohn · 08-18-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

Morphine is bonertastic. I totally understand why that stuff is illegal. It makes everything just...go away....

So what if I rub it all over my wife?

Bronx33 · 08-18-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

So what if I rub it all over my wife?

She won't feel anything just like before

elsid13 · 08-18-2008, 04:40 PM

Freaking A, Spider. You just should rolled down to Hotrod's place and he would have fixed you up. You don't need to go to some quack, when good friend like Hotrod can pull that sucker with a pair of pliers and patch you up with the some duck tape.

I am sure if it hurt any, Hotrod would given you a little bit of PBR to kill the pain.

Hotrod · 08-18-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by elsid13

Freaking A, Spider. You just should rolled down to Hotrod's place and he would have fixed you up. You don't need to go to some quack, when good friend like Hotrod can pull that sucker with a pair of pliers and patch you up with the some duck tape.

I am sure if it hurt any, Hotrod would given you a little bit of PBR to kill the pain.

WTF I run a first class redneck operation here. We use Jack Daniels for pain.

elsid13 · 08-18-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrod

WTF I run a first class redneck operation here. We use Jack Daniels for pain.

If it was a first class redneck operation then the Jack Daniels would be for the "doctor" and patient would get PBR

broncocalijohn · 08-18-2008, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronx33

She won't feel anything just like before

Nic try on smack but follow along. Morphine makes the pain go away hence what if I rub it on my wife (will she go away)? Never mind. If you have to explain a good joke on Simple Jack....

Meck77 · 08-18-2008, 05:04 PM

When I first saw the thread I thought it said "Spider is having a baby". lol

Good luck man.

Sassy · 08-18-2008, 05:23 PM

Hope it went well!
I had oral surgery to remove a tooth...I told them knock me out...I was scared to death...they put the IV in and the next thing I knew I was waking up on a cot in recovery.

broncosteven · 08-18-2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy

Hope it went well!
I had oral surgery to remove a tooth...I told them knock me out...I was scared to death...they put the IV in and the next thing I knew I was waking up on a cot in recovery.

The same thing happened to Boob this one time at Star Wars camp...only minus the Dr's...Oh and Darrell Russel was there taping it.

Blueflame · 08-18-2008, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrod

Do you mean 'spider' normal or 'normal' normal

Probably 'Spider' normal...

bpc · 08-18-2008, 05:41 PM

Good luck bud. Glad you aren't hurt worse.

Dr. Broncenstein · 08-18-2008, 05:58 PM

Get well soon, douchebag.

Spider · 08-18-2008, 07:05 PM

well I am out , he didnt put me under , Maned up and went with a local ...... I am such an idiot ....... He got rest of the tooth out stitched me up put in drain tubes ........... Now for the fun part , I told this a-holes secretary over the phone i will settle the bill up come friday my pay day , she said that would be fine , well apparently she forgot to tell him , he made me fell like **** for not having insurance , really degraded me in the lobby , thats fine , when I pay him his 955.00 bucks friday , I am going ot do it in the lobby and then I am going to let him have it both barrels , I will tell him though , I wont put my foot up his ass cause he probably did save my life , but next time get with your secretary and instead of giving her the high hard one , go over the payment plan .......... as we were walking out , my wife said , I never seen you let someone treat you like that ..........That was a horrible experience

gunns · 08-18-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie mac

Good luck Spide. I had mine today, kidney stone about 1cm in size lasered into particles, also had to have a stint put in to widen my ureter, so have to avoid any kind of bending for 4 weeks until it comes out again. Also due in in 4 weeks time for a different op as well to have lymph glands removed from either groin. Another 6 week recovery period following that.

Ah the dreaded kidney stone. Mine was 15cm, biggest one they ever saw, and I never knew it was there. Took 3 laserings and then surgery to get it all. And I refused that damn stint after the first time. That was the worst part. Good luck on your next surgery, doesn't sound fun.

Houshyamama · 08-18-2008, 07:48 PM

feel better dude

Inkana7 · 08-18-2008, 07:54 PM

Try not to punch any doctors in the throat! Best wishes, dude.

Paladin · 08-18-2008, 07:58 PM

Sorry for the mess, Spider, but it sounds like you may be on the road to recovery....

Wimps and dental surgery.

When I was about 25, I had a wisdom tooth that went bad, and it hurt like holy h3ll. Went to a dentist who took X-rays (at that time X-rays were used much more indescriminently than they are now), and showed me the picture. The tooth had a root that curved up from the bone, and was hitting a nerve. He said he couldn't get it out, but I would need to an Oral Surgeon.

Well, I did. He looked at the picture, gave me a shot of 'Caine, and told me to open up. He dug around for a few minutes (I was not feeling a thing, not even my nose, jaw or whatever), and then got out a chisel and a small hammer. (I kid you not. They were stainless steel.) He had me make a fist and hold it under my jaw, and proceeded to put that chisel in my mouth over the tooth and he hit that sucker three times. He dug the pieces out, stopped the blood, stitched me up and charged me $50. Said to call if I had any problems.

Boys and girls, if I had any problems at all he wasn't going to know.

He got it out and the pain stopped after I slept off the 'Caine and four aspirins.

That was Oral Surgery 40 years ago. Now, it is much less challenging what with all the new drugs and tools......

Next I will tell you about my root canal.......

Spider · 08-18-2008, 08:06 PM

the only real funny part was I was too broad shouldered to fit into his machine to take pictures , so I had t stand at an awkward stance with my shoulders tucked in

Los Broncos · 08-18-2008, 09:12 PM

Just try to not break anything else sir.

Spider · 08-18-2008, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Doom Crew72

Just try to not break anything else sir.

I wont .......

broncosteven · 08-18-2008, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin

Next I will tell you about my root canal.......

I just had a Root Canal that went bad.

I have had about 4-6 of them, after the 1st 2 I found that it doesn't really hurt and I don't even take an Anti-inflamatory. However the last one I had 3 weeks ago got infected and it hurt like hell.

The 1st root canal I ever had also got infected but I waited to tell the Dentist as I wanted to go on our 1st anniversary trip. That was a mistake, I was miserable the whole time. When I did see him and took the penicillin my gums puffed up with puss just as bad as Spiders, Apparently the puss comes after you get the Antibiotic and just gets passed through your system.

Needa Pass Rush · 08-18-2008, 11:12 PM

I lost a friend who was in his 40's to a tooth infection. He didn't take care if it in time and it hit his brain. Sounds like the one you have is similar, Spider. That nasty infection is between your brain and your heart. Inches from your brain. Stay on it and don't let up. There is no room for error. No matter how bad an hombre you think you are, this thing has the teeth to take you out.

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Meck77 Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,312	When I first saw the thread I thought it said "Spider is having a baby". lol Good luck man. Last edited by Meck77; 08-18-2008 at 10:01 PM..

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08-18-2008, 04:19 PM	#53
broncocalijohn Famer of Rings My Dog Richard Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif. Posts: 18,465 Adopt-a-Bronco: Simon Fletcher	I thought the surgey was to remove Spider's fst from that guys throat. This sounds a lot more painful.....for spider that is.

08-18-2008, 04:40 PM	#56
elsid13 Lost In Space Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: DC Posts: 19,084	Freaking A, Spider. You just should rolled down to Hotrod's place and he would have fixed you up. You don't need to go to some quack, when good friend like Hotrod can pull that sucker with a pair of pliers and patch you up with the some duck tape. I am sure if it hurt any, Hotrod would given you a little bit of PBR to kill the pain.

08-18-2008, 05:23 PM	#61
Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Hope it went well! I had oral surgery to remove a tooth...I told them knock me out...I was scared to death...they put the IV in and the next thing I knew I was waking up on a cot in recovery.

08-18-2008, 05:41 PM	#64
bpc "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit" 1 sword keeps another in the sheath Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Northern California Posts: 12,570 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Good luck bud. Glad you aren't hurt worse.

08-18-2008, 05:58 PM	#65
Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,619 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Get well soon, douchebag.

08-18-2008, 07:05 PM	#66
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	well I am out , he didnt put me under , Maned up and went with a local ...... I am such an idiot ....... He got rest of the tooth out stitched me up put in drain tubes ........... Now for the fun part , I told this a-holes secretary over the phone i will settle the bill up come friday my pay day , she said that would be fine , well apparently she forgot to tell him , he made me fell like **** for not having insurance , really degraded me in the lobby , thats fine , when I pay him his 955.00 bucks friday , I am going ot do it in the lobby and then I am going to let him have it both barrels , I will tell him though , I wont put my foot up his ass cause he probably did save my life , but next time get with your secretary and instead of giving her the high hard one , go over the payment plan .......... as we were walking out , my wife said , I never seen you let someone treat you like that ..........That was a horrible experience

08-18-2008, 07:48 PM	#68
Houshyamama I Make The Weather Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,856 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brock Osweiler	feel better dude

08-18-2008, 07:54 PM	#69
Inkana7 Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,231 Adopt-a-Bronco: Derek Wolfe	Try not to punch any doctors in the throat! Best wishes, dude.

08-18-2008, 07:58 PM	#70
Paladin Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,150	Sorry for the mess, Spider, but it sounds like you may be on the road to recovery.... Wimps and dental surgery. When I was about 25, I had a wisdom tooth that went bad, and it hurt like holy h3ll. Went to a dentist who took X-rays (at that time X-rays were used much more indescriminently than they are now), and showed me the picture. The tooth had a root that curved up from the bone, and was hitting a nerve. He said he couldn't get it out, but I would need to an Oral Surgeon. Well, I did. He looked at the picture, gave me a shot of 'Caine, and told me to open up. He dug around for a few minutes (I was not feeling a thing, not even my nose, jaw or whatever), and then got out a chisel and a small hammer. (I kid you not. They were stainless steel.) He had me make a fist and hold it under my jaw, and proceeded to put that chisel in my mouth over the tooth and he hit that sucker three times. He dug the pieces out, stopped the blood, stitched me up and charged me $50. Said to call if I had any problems. Boys and girls, if I had any problems at all he wasn't going to know. He got it out and the pain stopped after I slept off the 'Caine and four aspirins. That was Oral Surgery 40 years ago. Now, it is much less challenging what with all the new drugs and tools...... Next I will tell you about my root canal.......

08-18-2008, 08:06 PM	#71
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	the only real funny part was I was too broad shouldered to fit into his machine to take pictures , so I had t stand at an awkward stance with my shoulders tucked in

08-18-2008, 09:12 PM	#72
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Just try to not break anything else sir.

08-18-2008, 11:12 PM	#75
Needa Pass Rush Never say Always Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 5,211	I lost a friend who was in his 40's to a tooth infection. He didn't take care if it in time and it hit his brain. Sounds like the one you have is similar, Spider. That nasty infection is between your brain and your heart. Inches from your brain. Stay on it and don't let up. There is no room for error. No matter how bad an hombre you think you are, this thing has the teeth to take you out.