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Old 08-18-2008, 01:04 PM   #1
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So far, Hotrod is the only guy on this board who believes Chad Mustard is a forgone concluson ... a surefire lock to make the roster.

NIKO KOUTAVIDES is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...
DARRELL JACKSON is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...
MONTRAE HOLLAND is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...
KARL PAYMAH is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...
EBENEZER EKUBAN is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...

Two weeks to go left ... Now: who wants to join Hotrod up on the winner's pedestal?
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Why would I wanna join your army? What's in it for me?
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:15 PM   #3
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So far, Hotrod is the only guy on this board who believes Chad Mustard is a forgone concluson ... a surefire lock to make the roster.

NIKO KOUTAVIDES is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...
DARRELL JACKSON is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...
MONTRAE HOLLAND is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...
KARL PAYMAH is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...
EBENEZER EKUBAN is in more danger of being cut than Ramsey ...

Two weeks to go left ... Now: who wants to join Hotrod up on the winner's pedestal?
Overall, great job.

A+ for the passive aggressive mock.
D- for the actual cut and paste execution.
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Overall, great job.

A+ for the passive aggressive mock.
D- for the actual cut and paste execution.
damn it
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:17 PM   #5
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Im just really freaking bored today
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:10 PM   #6
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A+ for the passive aggressive mock.
D- for the actual cut and paste execution.
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:15 PM   #7
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Overall, great job.

A+ for the passive aggressive mock.
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averages out to a B-/C+, better than you did in school!
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:30 PM   #8
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:59 PM   #9
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Do I have to get a hair cut, last time I joined a military organization I had to get one and its a deal breaker now.
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:24 PM   #10
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Why would I wanna join your army? What's in it for me?
Because Hotrod wants to be Denver's Putin and he will be invading Georgia next week. Who can not have fun when you invade the south Sherman got a paint named after him!
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:25 PM   #11
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If Hotrod's army is anything like the 1st hour of Full Metal Jacket..I'm out!
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:28 PM   #12
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Do I have to get a hair cut, last time I joined a military organization I had to get one and its a deal breaker now.
It freaking Hotrod's Army. Meaning that you will have to grow a mullet, wear acid washed white jean, dawn a member's only jacket and wear a black cowboy hat
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:38 PM   #13
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It freaking Hotrod's Army. Meaning that you will have to grow a mullet, wear acid washed white jean, dawn a member's only jacket and wear a black cowboy hat
Am I the only one that sees ZERO negatives in this....
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:46 PM   #14
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Old 08-18-2008, 05:06 PM   #15
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Because Hotrod wants to be Denver's Putin and he will be invading Georgia next week. Who can not have fun when you invade the south Sherman got a paint named after him!
Um...that's "Sherwin" Paint, not Sherman. People in Georgia might not like it so much. I just think Hotrod should stay home and play with his own.............
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It freaking Hotrod's Army. Meaning that you will have to grow a mullet, wear acid washed white jean, dawn a member's only jacket and wear a black cowboy hat
Is it true that Hotrod Humvee's are really riding lawnmowers with used appliance boxes as armor?
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We will be attacking Georgia by boat.

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Do you have to bring your own Bat riee?
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Old 08-18-2008, 05:37 PM   #19
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Is it true that Hotrod Humvee's are really riding lawnmowers with used appliance boxes as armor?
I believe he up-armored riding lawnmowers to egg carts and bubble wrap
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Old 08-18-2008, 05:39 PM   #20
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We will be attacking Georgia by boat.

Wouldn't it be Hotrod's navy now So this thread should be retitled

JOIN HOTROD's NAVY - SEE America's TAILER PARKS
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Wouldn't it be Hotrod's navy now So this thread should be retitled

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Some how I feel that their would be a tie between: "in the Navy" and "Devil went down to Georgia" for Hotrod's Army Anthem.
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:26 PM   #22
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Is that one of Croyle's relatives?
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