If it was up to me I would tear this **** down! - The Orange Mane

Los Broncos · 07-10-2008, 06:55 PM

Stupid b****es online!

I join a dating site, they ban me in the first half hour!

**** you, I hope you frigging die a thousand deaths!

orinjkrush · 07-10-2008, 07:20 PM

whoa, dude. what did you do? you propositioning everyone already?

theAPAOps5 · 07-10-2008, 07:23 PM

There is a story behind this and its got to be good!

Los Broncos · 07-10-2008, 11:18 PM

All I did was give my honest opinion about dating and rated a few photos.

I swear some people have no self esteem, I was out of there for giving my opinion, from now on I'm lying.

theAPAOps5 · 07-11-2008, 08:30 AM

What site was it? By honest do you mean seeing a Heifer and calling her a fatty or were you polite and called her obscenely obese.

Los Broncos · 07-11-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ApaOps5

What site was it? By honest do you mean seeing a Heifer and calling her a fatty or were you polite and called her obscenely obese.

Nope, I am very polite towards them.

Just cant take it when I say "I don't think she is very good looking"

bronco610 · 07-11-2008, 09:42 AM

Come on Lynch, we are bored we need more details.

Beantown Bronco · 07-11-2008, 11:04 AM

Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a user name, and, I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

Los Broncos · 07-11-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco610

Come on Lynch, we are bored we need more details.

I was called a troll because I gave my opinion on something.

There was a thread called "anyone getting laid"

I posted "I have given up trying" "the women here where I live make you jump through to many hoops"

They went off saying I was a cry baby.

I though the thread was about getting laid?

If your not, then something is wrong.

Why should I jump though hoops for women who'll never put out?

This guy had 4,000 post and probably has never gotten laid.

The I go over to the "do you like your women with piercings and tattoos" thread.

Said I didn't really like to much ink and metal, that caused some trouble.

Los Broncos · 07-11-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco

Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a user name, and, I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

watermock · 07-14-2008, 02:47 AM

Quote:

The I go over to the "do you like your women with piercings and tattoos" thread.

Said I didn't really like to much ink and metal, that caused some trouble.

Hogan11 · 07-15-2008, 08:39 AM

Broncos tailgates are coming up Lynch, what better place to find someone?

Los Broncos · 07-15-2008, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Hogan11

Broncos tailgates are coming up Lynch, what better place to find someone?

I sure hope so, if I cant find someone there it'll never happen.

Hogan11 · 07-17-2008, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynch Mob72

I sure hope so, if I cant find someone there it'll never happen.

B Harmony without the .com

Sassy · 07-17-2008, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lynch Mob72

I sure hope so, if I cant find someone there it'll never happen.

You don't find anyone on dating sites...you find them on Bronco sites!

Earendil · 07-18-2008, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynch Mob72

Stupid b****es online!

I join a dating site, they ban me in the first half hour!

**** you, I hope you frigging die a thousand deaths!

Take the advice given me about myself and others so long ago: Love yourself and it doesn't matter. I don't mean that in an obscene way. Took me a long time and a lot of grief for many to find my Center, and it ain't a woman.

Spider · 07-18-2008, 08:54 AM

there is alot to be said for the old fashion going to a bar getting drunk and nailing some skank .........

Beantown Bronco · 07-18-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Spider

there is alot to be said for the old fashion going to a bar getting drunk and nailing some skank .........

I'm guessing it's how 90% the posters here were conceived.

Los Broncos · 07-18-2008, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy

You don't find anyone on dating sites...you find them on Bronco sites!

Frigging Sassy

Los Broncos · 07-18-2008, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Earendil

Take the advice given me about myself and others so long ago: Love yourself and it doesn't matter. I don't mean that in an obscene way. Took me a long time and a lot of grief for many to find my Center, and it ain't a woman.

Good advice, I like that.

Jana® · 07-19-2008, 07:29 PM

Yep, being single sucks! I hear ya, Lynch!

Spider · 07-19-2008, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jana®

Yep, being single sucks! I hear ya, Lynch!

Think of all the advantages , of being single .......TV to yourself , dont have to watch spongebob .....
Dishes and Laundry should be a breeze ......
Hell you are a woman the cooking part is already taken care of ....

most of all no snoring , cold feet or a cold ass keeping you awake ....
you have ot put up with Honey we need ot talk ....
having a bed all to yourself .....
Arguments should be interesting though

PaintballCLE · 07-19-2008, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider

Think of all the advantages , of being single .......TV to yourself , dont have to watch spongebob .....
Dishes and Laundry should be a breeze ......
Hell you are a woman the cooking part is already taken care of ....

most of all no snoring , cold feet or a cold ass keeping you awake ....
you have ot put up with Honey we need ot talk ....
having a bed all to yourself .....
Arguments should be interesting though

you forgot not having to worry about finishing too quick!

Spider · 07-19-2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by I bleed orange and blue

you forgot not having to worry about finishing too quick!

..... Last time me and the wife made love .She asked are you ready ? I said ready hell i am done hand me the remote

Earendil · 07-19-2008, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jana®

Yep, being single sucks! I hear ya, Lynch!

Remember your sig.

It's great to seek someone special with whom to share and increase your happiness, but granting lasting happiness where none exists is too tall an order for any human being. More importantly, if we hold to the mind of Christ we'll be happy no matter who (else) we are or aren't with at the time. And if we don't we'll be miserable and alone even in a crowd of hotties.

Again, the price of my accepting, embracing, what so many tried to tell me so long was far too high, and worst of all not solely paid by me. I can't even thank the person who helped get me there by breaking my heart because she thinks I'm a psycho now. I still want Ms. Right, but I'm not seeking her at the moment because first I must be sure my new relationship with God is lasting, that I don't "throw God over for someone else." I'm not saying anyone else here is in that boat with me, I'm just recommending that course to anyone who thinks they are. It's natural to want someone to share your life, but it's unhealthy to NEED anyone but God.

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07-10-2008, 07:20 PM	#2
orinjkrush ... Prospects for the future... Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DistrictOfCorruption Posts: 4,913 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ben Garland	whoa, dude. what did you do? you propositioning everyone already?

07-10-2008, 07:23 PM	#3
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,057 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	There is a story behind this and its got to be good!

07-10-2008, 11:18 PM	#4
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	All I did was give my honest opinion about dating and rated a few photos. I swear some people have no self esteem, I was out of there for giving my opinion, from now on I'm lying.

07-11-2008, 08:30 AM	#5
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,057 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	What site was it? By honest do you mean seeing a Heifer and calling her a fatty or were you polite and called her obscenely obese.

07-11-2008, 09:42 AM	#7
bronco610 OLD FART Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Keller, TX Posts: 2,025 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	Come on Lynch, we are bored we need more details.

07-11-2008, 11:04 AM	#8
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,040 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a user name, and, I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

07-15-2008, 08:39 AM	#12
Hogan11 Rock-N-Roll Historian Let's take these SOB's out!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: W.NY.B.C. Posts: 21,300 Adopt-a-Bronco: Floyd Little	Broncos tailgates are coming up Lynch, what better place to find someone?

07-18-2008, 08:54 AM	#17
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	there is alot to be said for the old fashion going to a bar getting drunk and nailing some skank .........

07-19-2008, 07:29 PM	#21
Jana® World's cutest Bronco Fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere but here! Posts: 1,399 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ed McCaffrey ;)	Yep, being single sucks! I hear ya, Lynch!