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View Poll Results: Which best describes your opinion?
Josh Mallard looks crazier than a ****house rat! 27 44.26%
I would be surprised if Tom Nalen hasn't killed! 6 9.84%
I can't decide - I'm still reeling from the discovery that Kaylore is a woman! 28 45.90%
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:36 AM   #1
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Sorry, I just had to test out the Urban button one more time.

I was thinking that we might have the two most bat**** crazy-looking players in the league.

Seriously.

Josh Mallard


vs.

Tom Nalen


So, poll forthcoming - which would you say would be more likely to be a serial killer?
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:38 AM   #2
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hummm I do not want to say I voted... everyone will know what I did
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:38 AM   #3
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Not to be a downer, but should we be talking about our players and murder?
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:41 AM   #4
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Not to be a downer, but should we be talking about our players being murdered?
No, we're talking about murdering, and it's purely hypothetical.

If it makes you feel better, you could change it to "most likely to carry an ax around a crowded area with a maniacal look in his eye."
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:41 AM   #6
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Mallard reminds me of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds

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No, we're talking about murdering, and it's purely hypothetical.

If it makes you feel better, you could change it to "most likely to carry an ax around a crowded area with a maniacal look in his eye."
I understand, just how I felt.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:44 AM   #8
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Mallard reminds me of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds

Awesome!
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Most likely to kill you, Mallard.

Most likely to eat you once you're dead, Nalen.
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Most likely to kill you, Mallard.

Most likely to eat you once you're dead, Nalen.
And Foneco will be watching.
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This thread is creepy.... I approve
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This thread is creepy.... I approve
Tell me about it. I just remembered that tomorrow is trash day. I have to take the cans out to the curb.

I hope I don't soil myself!
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:51 AM   #13
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I honestly don't pay attention to this aspect of the team that often, but Mallard's photo forced me to order extra security for everyone within the organization making more than the veteran minimum.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:52 AM   #14
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I actually miss this son of a b**** now.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:58 AM   #15
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I actually miss this son of a b**** now.
QFT. I wish to god we had that dirty SOB right now. Especially when we play the Chuggers. I'd love to see Rivers pop his mouth off with Romo on the field. Romo may have gotten kicked out of the game and probably suspeneded, but Rivers wouldn't be running his little p***Y mouth anymore. Guaranteed.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:12 AM   #16
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Mallard reminds me of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds

Holy ****.
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Holy ****.
I know. It's disturbing. I'd REP Hogan, but he wouldn't ever see it.
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"NNNNNnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddd sssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!"

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Old 08-05-2008, 01:38 AM   #19
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That's honestly the funniest thing I've seen around here in months.

Someone needs to get that to his teammates. They'd have a field day with it.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:40 AM   #20
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You can tell if a person is psychotic if you can see white all around their pupils.

This guy is mother****ing Carzy



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Not to be a downer, but should we be talking about our players and murder?
Do you need an e-hug? I think we need to had that emoticon...
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That's honestly the funniest thing I've seen around here in months.

Someone needs to get that to his teammates. They'd have a field day with it.
You beat me to it....I was gonna say PRECISELY the same thing...
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Old 08-05-2008, 03:24 AM   #23
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Not to be a downer, but should we be talking about our players and murder?
Ok, which of the choices should murder Lynch for being a debbie downer?
I am trying to remember if our 3rd string QB from the last few years was crazy looking or just ugly?
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:25 PM   #24
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Ok, which of the choices should murder Lynch for being a debbie downer?
I am trying to remember if our 3rd string QB from the last few years was crazy looking or just ugly?
Preston Parsons? I remember that mug. I think he was just ugly..
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:28 PM   #25
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