Nate Jackson's hands also In music - The Orange Mane

Man-Goblin · 08-04-2008, 08:25 AM

I hear 'Jack Nasty" strained his tongue during his last show and he had to skip the final 12 songs of a 16 song set.

http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_10088275

Walking off the Dove Valley fields after a draining practice at training camp, tight end Nate Jackson grabbed a mike — well, actually a bottle of sunscreen used as a prop.

The beat dropped. Bobbing his head with rhythm, Jackson no longer was a sixth-year player for the Broncos. He was "Jack Nasty." Jackson's alter ego was spitting a freestyle rhyme. The man breathes music..........

Dr. Broncenstein · 08-04-2008, 08:42 AM

From the denverpost:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=153044463

Dude has a myspace page with his "music." Oh the humanity. I'd rather be rickrolled, honestly....

Man-Goblin · 08-04-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein

From the denverpost:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=153044463

Dude has a myspace page with his "music." Oh the humanity. I'd rather be rickrolled, honestly....

YO YO YO....I used to catch passes from Jack Plummer

Then he went to Idaho, damn, that was a bummer.

Now I'm in training camp as Daniel Graham's first sub,

proving you can make club even if you in the tub.

Jack Nasty, 2008, we out y'all.

Orange_Beard · 08-04-2008, 08:51 AM

"By the time I was 12, I was teaching yoga class"

Nice.

DukeWoody · 08-04-2008, 09:49 AM

Hey every football player needs something to fall back on when the lights go out for the final time...Obviously Jack Nasty can go ahead and scratch sining rap toons off the list, NEXT..

Kaylore · 08-04-2008, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Jackson has yet to make an album, but he has produced demo tracks at his home in Greenwood Village.

BFDD · 08-04-2008, 10:38 AM

I liked it.... pretty fly for a white guy

SouthStndJunkie · 08-04-2008, 04:05 PM

Somebody might want to inform Nate that his rap persona name of "Jack Nasty" is not nearly as cool as he thinks it is:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Jack+nasty

Inkana7 · 08-04-2008, 04:08 PM

Nasty Nate and the Jovial Jacksons are straight up gangstas.

Inkana7 · 08-04-2008, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein

From the denverpost:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=153044463

Dude has a myspace page with his "music." Oh the humanity. I'd rather be rickrolled, honestly....

Actually, I really dig the song Green Tea by Tom Jackson. It's catchy.

Man-Goblin · 08-04-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

Somebody might want to inform Nate that his rap persona name of "Jack Nasty" is not nearly as cool as he thinks it is:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Jack+nasty

Now that's pretty funny.

Inkana7 · 08-04-2008, 04:31 PM

"If they ever put me on MTV Cribs, I'll be like, 'What up kids? This where Green tea lives!"

bronco militia · 08-04-2008, 04:39 PM

Jack nasty

Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.

The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.
Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?

Person B: Nothing!

Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!

08-04-2008, 08:25 AM	#1
Man-Goblin Giving You The Business Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 5,588 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	Nate Jackson's hands also In music I hear 'Jack Nasty" strained his tongue during his last show and he had to skip the final 12 songs of a 16 song set. http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_10088275 Walking off the Dove Valley fields after a draining practice at training camp, tight end Nate Jackson grabbed a mike — well, actually a bottle of sunscreen used as a prop. The beat dropped. Bobbing his head with rhythm, Jackson no longer was a sixth-year player for the Broncos. He was "Jack Nasty." Jackson's alter ego was spitting a freestyle rhyme. The man breathes music..........

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08-04-2008, 08:42 AM	#2
Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,615 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	From the denverpost: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=153044463 Dude has a myspace page with his "music." Oh the humanity. I'd rather be rickrolled, honestly....

08-04-2008, 08:51 AM	#4
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	"By the time I was 12, I was teaching yoga class" Nice.

08-04-2008, 09:49 AM	#5
DukeWoody Happenin Homer Homie Back to the drawing board Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In The Loft / Dog House Posts: 1,151 Adopt-a-Bronco: NEXT BIG STAR	Hey every football player needs something to fall back on when the lights go out for the final time...Obviously Jack Nasty can go ahead and scratch sining rap toons off the list, NEXT..

08-04-2008, 10:38 AM	#7
BFDD Team America **** YEAH! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Franklin TN Posts: 314 Adopt-a-Bronco: Atwater	I liked it.... pretty fly for a white guy

08-04-2008, 04:05 PM	#8
SouthStndJunkie Ring of Famer Shannon Says: Listen to The Junkman Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,253	Somebody might want to inform Nate that his rap persona name of "Jack Nasty" is not nearly as cool as he thinks it is: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Jack+nasty

08-04-2008, 04:08 PM	#9
Inkana7 Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,230 Adopt-a-Bronco: Derek Wolfe	Nasty Nate and the Jovial Jacksons are straight up gangstas.

08-04-2008, 04:31 PM	#12
Inkana7 Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,230 Adopt-a-Bronco: Derek Wolfe	"If they ever put me on MTV Cribs, I'll be like, 'What up kids? This where Green tea lives!"

08-04-2008, 04:39 PM	#13
bronco militia Ring of Famer THE GREATEST Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: colorado springs, co Posts: 22,584	Jack nasty Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed. The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty. Person A: What's with the tissues, dude? Person B: Nothing! Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!