Who needs enemies when you have freinds like this - The Orange Mane

peacepipe · 07-21-2008, 05:29 PM

Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
The victim suffered second-degree burns on his testicles
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updated 1 hour, 46 minutes ago
SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

Smiling Assassin27 · 07-21-2008, 05:45 PM

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Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison

One for each testicle...

Hotrod · 07-21-2008, 05:50 PM

Ok assuming this guys equipment still works after this his "friends" should feel obligated to be his wingman in any and all circumstances. No girlfriend to fat no girl to ugly they must step up and take one for the team to advance this guys life.

PaintballCLE · 07-21-2008, 05:51 PM

and here we all thought punching someone in the throat was bad.......

nickademus · 07-21-2008, 09:34 PM

this is why AFV should quit showing the nut shots all the time I am shocked that something like this didnt happen sooner. but I bet they thought it was funny when it happened.

Spider · 07-21-2008, 09:42 PM

man ..... thats ****ed up .......

peacepipe · 07-21-2008, 10:09 PM

Poor bast*rd, I wondered what was the expression was on this guys face when he realised what was happening. I'm not even going to try imagine what he felt.

watermock · 07-21-2008, 10:47 PM

He should have that burning sensation checked out! Could be an STG.

Taco John · 07-21-2008, 10:55 PM

If you set my nuts on fire, you are not my friend.

DenverBroncosJM · 07-21-2008, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John

If you set my nuts on fire, you are not my friend.

Even if its to kill the crabs?

alkemical · 07-22-2008, 10:55 AM

Been done - check out this fine piece of art:

http://unclegoddamn.tripod.com/

vancejohnson82 · 07-22-2008, 11:05 AM

yikes...i dont even think Hallmark makes an apology card for that...

"Sorry about lighting your nuts on fire..."

Rabb · 07-22-2008, 11:11 AM

well you know what they say

it's all fun and games until your friend sets your crotch ablaze

oh and P.S. I am using ablaze at every chance from now on, that is awesome

bronco militia · 07-22-2008, 11:19 AM

-insert .gif of dude lighting pants on fire and his buddies trying to 'kick out the fire-

bronco militia · 07-22-2008, 11:21 AM

Kaylore · 07-22-2008, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabbmasterflash

well you know what they say

it's all fun and games until your friend sets your crotch ablaze

oh and P.S. I am using ablaze at every chance from now on, that is awesome

I like using "n'er" instead of never.

"There's n'er been a scrotum singed this bad since days of yore." (Days of yore is a good one too.)

CHANGSTER · 07-22-2008, 11:24 AM

That is ****ed up

How did he manage to only get burns on his nuts?

alkemical · 07-22-2008, 11:28 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Uncle-Goddamn/dp/B0002M5TR0

I'm telling you, that is the citizen kane of white trash torture videos.

Beantown Bronco · 07-22-2008, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watermock

He should have that burning sensation checked out! Could be an STG.

Now why did you have to go and bring smalltowngirl into this?

sisterhellfyre · 07-22-2008, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHANGSTER

That is ****ed up

How did he manage to only get burns on his nuts?

A pump spray bottle of cologne would make it easy to keep it in one location. Depending on the brand, stuff has enough alcohol that it's extremely flammable. Rremember the warning labels about "do not smoke while using this product"? Good reason for that. Nothing like setting your face on fire to get your blood pumping in the morning...

Regards,
m.

CHANGSTER · 07-22-2008, 11:33 AM

I regret asking.

Rabb · 07-22-2008, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

I like using "n'er" instead of never.

"There's n'er been a scrotum singed this bad since days of yore." (Days of yore is a good one too.)

you sir, are awesome

sisterhellfyre · 07-22-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHANGSTER

I regret asking.

The part that gets me is the smell: between the cologne itself and the burning hair, it must have been horrendous.

Unless he shaves, which I just don't want to know about... But maybe that's where his drunk buddies got the idea, to help him out with a little "aftershave"?

Regards,
m.

NYBronco · 07-22-2008, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHANGSTER

That is ****ed up

How did he manage to only get burns on his nuts?

The answer to your question is too obvious.

Bob's your Information Minister · 07-22-2008, 04:05 PM

This is where having a testicle hidden inside my body comes in handy.

07-21-2008, 05:29 PM	#1
peacepipe Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,767 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Who needs enemies when you have freinds like this Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze The victim suffered second-degree burns on his testicles . updated 1 hour, 46 minutes ago SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge. Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail. Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

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07-21-2008, 05:50 PM	#3
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	Ok assuming this guys equipment still works after this his "friends" should feel obligated to be his wingman in any and all circumstances. No girlfriend to fat no girl to ugly they must step up and take one for the team to advance this guys life.

07-21-2008, 05:51 PM	#4
PaintballCLE INFLITRATE ENEMY LINES Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cleveland, Oh Posts: 3,236	and here we all thought punching someone in the throat was bad.......

07-21-2008, 09:34 PM	#5
nickademus Samurai of Smack Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,105 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	this is why AFV should quit showing the nut shots all the time I am shocked that something like this didnt happen sooner. but I bet they thought it was funny when it happened.

07-21-2008, 09:42 PM	#6
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	man ..... thats ****ed up .......

07-21-2008, 10:09 PM	#7
peacepipe Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,767 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Poor bast*rd, I wondered what was the expression was on this guys face when he realised what was happening. I'm not even going to try imagine what he felt.

07-21-2008, 10:47 PM	#8
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	He should have that burning sensation checked out! Could be an STG.

07-21-2008, 10:55 PM	#9
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,708 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	If you set my nuts on fire, you are not my friend.

07-22-2008, 10:55 AM	#11
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,698 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	Been done - check out this fine piece of art: http://unclegoddamn.tripod.com/

07-22-2008, 11:05 AM	#12
vancejohnson82 Drama and Mediocrity I'm Afraid of Ty Law Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Newark, NJ Posts: 5,990 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ	yikes...i dont even think Hallmark makes an apology card for that... "Sorry about lighting your nuts on fire..."

07-22-2008, 11:11 AM	#13
Rabb Zombie Slayer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,258 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	well you know what they say it's all fun and games until your friend sets your crotch ablaze oh and P.S. I am using ablaze at every chance from now on, that is awesome

07-22-2008, 11:21 AM	#15
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bronco militia Ring of Famer THE GREATEST Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: colorado springs, co Posts: 22,591	-insert .gif of dude lighting pants on fire and his buddies trying to 'kick out the fire-

07-22-2008, 11:24 AM	#17
CHANGSTER You are a pizza burn... on the roof of the world's mouth Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SD Posts: 1,531	That is ****ed up How did he manage to only get burns on his nuts?

07-22-2008, 11:28 AM	#18
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,698 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	http://www.amazon.com/Uncle-Goddamn/dp/B0002M5TR0 I'm telling you, that is the citizen kane of white trash torture videos.

07-22-2008, 11:33 AM	#21
CHANGSTER You are a pizza burn... on the roof of the world's mouth Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SD Posts: 1,531	I regret asking.

07-22-2008, 04:05 PM	#25
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,921 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	This is where having a testicle hidden inside my body comes in handy.