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Old 07-09-2008, 04:02 AM   #1
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Default Breaking News from the Denver Post.

I have an advanced copy of tomorrow's paper.

Nick (that' me) jay walked on the way home. On top of that he gave a beer to someone I knew was driving home.

Oh and Brandon Marshall eats babies for breakfast.

Brandon Marshall also missed church last Sunday, he worships the devil by bored off season reporters.

Jake Plummer is also responsible for the energy crisis in America.

Well those are the headlines, 17 days until we learn B Marsh is fully healed, our draft class is doing well, and Jay is beyond amazing with insulin. I can't wait.
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:08 AM   #2
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defend bmarsh, you must be a creep living in dc
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:20 AM   #3
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He's better than the Senators who live here.
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:34 AM   #4
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So how will this information affect his availability on Sunday's?
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:39 AM   #5
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That is debatable. I'm glad the news media here in Denver reports on these idiots myself instead of ignoring how stupid they are.





For the life of me I just don't understand guys like Brandon Marshall. Given a golden opportunity only to continue to make a mess of it. Mark it down as immaturity or whatever you want to call it but to me it's all just tragic. And Shanahan is left to just clean up after it all which, I'm sure, grows very old very quickly. Too bad the Broncos couldn't have sent Marshall packing with the rest of the riff-raff the Broncos jettisoned in the off-season.

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Old 07-09-2008, 06:42 AM   #6
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Cutler + Insulin =
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Old 07-09-2008, 07:03 AM   #7
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Marshall + Babies =
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:20 AM   #8
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Oh and Brandon Marshall eats babies for breakfast.
This isn't breaking news.
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:23 AM   #9
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Crack + This guy = this.
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Breaking news?


Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.

I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.

I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.

Cannonball!
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Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.

I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.

I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.

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That is debatable. I'm glad the news media here in Denver reports on these idiots myself instead of ignoring how stupid they are.





For the life of me I just don't understand guys like Brandon Marshall. Given a golden opportunity only to continue to make a mess of it. Mark it down as immaturity or whatever you want to call it but to me it's all just tragic. And Shanahan is left to just clean up after it all which, I'm sure, grows very old very quickly. Too bad the Broncos couldn't have sent Marshall packing with the rest of the riff-raff the Broncos jettisoned in the off-season.


I wouldn't kick him out. And if I did it would have been for the DUI. All the drama he's had with that woman is too hazy to know who to believe. I also don't care that he got a ticket on I-25. Heck, I have done the same thing before, because people in Denver cannot drive and we really don't have too much traffic compared to LA, Atlanta, and DC.
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:15 AM   #13
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what an excellent cartoon---When is Marshall's contract up? Is it at the end of this season?
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:27 AM   #14
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eats babies for breakfast?...

thats odd, i thought he ate babies for dinner...

this is an outrage...
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eats babies for breakfast?...

thats odd, i thought he ate babies for dinner...

this is an outrage...
Feasting on the souls of innocents is too many calories for a meal that close to bedtime.

Edit: Remember what happened to Sam Adams?!?!?
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Old 07-09-2008, 12:08 PM   #16
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Marshall will get over it, training camp he'll be fine and all this crap will be behind him......hopefully

What is with the eating baby thing?
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I ran out of rep - but i just had coke come out my nose.....
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I ran out of rep - but i just had coke come out my nose.....
Want me to check you into a rehab clinic?
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**** no...i'm not a quitter
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Old 07-09-2008, 02:28 PM   #20
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How much longer until those SB's role in that we were promised when Cutler was drafted? Any word on how long until those show up?
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:16 PM   #21
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:33 PM   #23
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How much longer until those SB's role in that we were promised when Cutler was drafted? Any word on how long until those show up?
considering it took Elway 4 years before gettting to his first of five superbowls, I'd say Cutler is still on track.
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:24 PM   #24
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Oh and Brandon Marshall eats babies for breakfast..
No, he's just a stupid douchebag and anyone who doesn't recognize that is either stupid and/or a douchebag themselves.

The Post is doing their job.

Again, some people just need to get over the man-crush enough to be a true fan.... and quit sucking these thug's ####s.
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:27 PM   #25
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Marshall will get over it, training camp he'll be fine and all this crap will be behind him......hopefully
We all hope. There's just no supporting evidence to suggest that he will shape up. In fact, quite the opposite.

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What is with the eating baby thing?
A hilarious way to say... "Brandon is my man-crush and the big bad Denver Post is picking on him."

Never mind the trail of idiotic things Marshall has done. He's a ballplayer!
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