OFFICIAL Bob is Your Information Minister vs Steaming Pile of Poo thread - The Orange Mane

Breaker · 06-19-2008, 01:08 AM

It will be interesting to see in the upcoming season whether or not Bob or the Steaming Pile of Poo selected by the Broncos in the 42cnd round of the draft will be a better long term player. Lets have a look at the scouting report:

Bob

Height: 3'11
Weight: 190 lbs
Wonderlic Score: 2
Nickname: Is it my Turn Yet Daddy?

Background: Four time 1st Team All Redneck Conference, led the RNC in food stamps used for family picnics. Led the RNC in Passing Gas three straight years and has the all time conference record for Passing Gas Yards at 50,000. Two time Academic Ineligible List recipient, and won the 2008 Ryan Leaf Award.

Strengths:

Overinflated opinion of his own self worth and no matter how many times he is proven wrong he comes back for more, has NFL caliber arm strength (due to his lack of a woman of any kind) and shows good athleticism for a pygmy. Shows good leverage in bending his knees and is often known for sliding laterally on any issue or opinion.

Weakness:

Not a very physical player, prefers to talk smack behind a keyboard then run and hide behind his mothers skirts.

Projection:

Steaming Pile of Poo's waterboy (gotta keep the poo properly hydrated)

Steaming Pile of Poo

Height: 3 inches
Weight: That is disgusting to think about
Nickname: Grumpy, Sir Grumpsalot, Lord GrumpyPants
Wonderlic Score: 5

Background:

Named 2008 MVP of the Toilet Bowl held in Kansas City, Two time ACC Smear of the Year, All Time ACC record for Smears in a career with 179. 1st Team all Dump in 2008 with 8 brown outs.

Strengths:

Physical player known for really getting under his opponents skin and plays with a mean streak, especially after Mexican Food. Spreads the defense well with his above average girth and relies on his superior intelligence to outwit diapers, toilet paper, and granny panties on a consistent basis.

Weakness:

Um he has no ****ing arms or legs, he just lies there like ... well a sh*t.

Projection:

Broncos Practice Squad or Chiefs Starting QB if he gets traded.

CBF1 · 06-19-2008, 03:19 AM

It is a fact that you have never seen barb's picture. That fat turd has not seen 190lbs since like 7th grade.

broncocalijohn · 06-19-2008, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CBF1

It is a fact that you have never seen barb's picture. That fat turd has not seen 190lbs since like 7th grade.

First thing i noticed what was a typo. 190? Dont short his height because his weight will still be considered obese. 5 ft 8 in and 295 at least.

Breaker · 06-19-2008, 12:52 PM

Dang, did this get moved to the horses butt because of the topic or because Bob was mentioned so prominently in the thread.

Blueflame · 06-19-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaker

Dang, did this get moved to the horses butt because of the topic or because Bob was mentioned so prominently in the thread.

It was moved because it's a personal "call-out" thread. When another poster's name is mentioned in a negative manner in the thread title, it usually does wind up in the Butt.

More than just a few posters here have expressed the opinion that the best threads are always in the Butt....

Los Broncos · 06-19-2008, 07:33 PM

Bob v Poo?

Poop never smelt so good.

06-19-2008, 01:08 AM	#1
Breaker Bleeding Orange and Blue Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Denver Posts: 1,007	OFFICIAL Bob is Your Information Minister vs Steaming Pile of Poo thread It will be interesting to see in the upcoming season whether or not Bob or the Steaming Pile of Poo selected by the Broncos in the 42cnd round of the draft will be a better long term player. Lets have a look at the scouting report: Bob Height: 3'11 Weight: 190 lbs Wonderlic Score: 2 Nickname: Is it my Turn Yet Daddy? Background: Four time 1st Team All Redneck Conference, led the RNC in food stamps used for family picnics. Led the RNC in Passing Gas three straight years and has the all time conference record for Passing Gas Yards at 50,000. Two time Academic Ineligible List recipient, and won the 2008 Ryan Leaf Award. Strengths: Overinflated opinion of his own self worth and no matter how many times he is proven wrong he comes back for more, has NFL caliber arm strength (due to his lack of a woman of any kind) and shows good athleticism for a pygmy. Shows good leverage in bending his knees and is often known for sliding laterally on any issue or opinion. Weakness: Not a very physical player, prefers to talk smack behind a keyboard then run and hide behind his mothers skirts. Projection: Steaming Pile of Poo's waterboy (gotta keep the poo properly hydrated) Steaming Pile of Poo Height: 3 inches Weight: That is disgusting to think about Nickname: Grumpy, Sir Grumpsalot, Lord GrumpyPants Wonderlic Score: 5 Background: Named 2008 MVP of the Toilet Bowl held in Kansas City, Two time ACC Smear of the Year, All Time ACC record for Smears in a career with 179. 1st Team all Dump in 2008 with 8 brown outs. Strengths: Physical player known for really getting under his opponents skin and plays with a mean streak, especially after Mexican Food. Spreads the defense well with his above average girth and relies on his superior intelligence to outwit diapers, toilet paper, and granny panties on a consistent basis. Weakness: Um he has no ***ing arms or legs, he just lies there like ... well a sht. Projection: Broncos Practice Squad or Chiefs Starting QB if he gets traded.

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06-19-2008, 03:19 AM	#2
CBF1 Ring of Famer No avatar is the new avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,907 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio	It is a fact that you have never seen barb's picture. That fat turd has not seen 190lbs since like 7th grade.

06-19-2008, 12:52 PM	#4
Breaker Bleeding Orange and Blue Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Denver Posts: 1,007	Dang, did this get moved to the horses butt because of the topic or because Bob was mentioned so prominently in the thread.

06-19-2008, 07:33 PM	#6
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Bob v Poo? Poop never smelt so good.