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Old 06-17-2008, 01:32 PM   #1
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I started off Sunday night , got the Cordero Rojos mine around 8 pm , watched thier video , took their driving test , told they would unload me around 9 PM ..... 1:30 in the Am I am still waiting , loader is busted cant unload me until 6:am , My night is shot , so I find a place to park go to bed ... they wake me up at 6 , now I got some jack ass that thinks his car is special so he parked where no one could hit is Camero with their car doors , but he has me completely blocked where cant turn , so we have to wait an hour before a-hole moves his car , I had a few choice words for that punk .... get unloaded at 8:00 am , that means I have to do 80 mph + back to casper , so I do , get my second load , Haul ass Back to Gillette Wy .... I get back in Gillette around 2PM , not bad , they wait to unload me cause the forklift operator got hurt , 1½ hours later a woman shows up fires up the forklift and she unlaods me , cute and can operate a forklift ...... Now for the trip back to casper , Highway 59 is all under construction in Gillette , I am already in a real bad mood , I can feel my pressure plate starting to slip already , I get this fat jackass pointing his flag at me telling me to slow down ( I am only doing 10 MPH) wrong thing to do... stop my truck right there blocking the entire road , I jump out ot give fat bastard a piece of my mind , he is running now to the supervisor , they take down my company name going to turn me in , I tell supervisor what I think of him and fat bastard , I get back in my truck get through all of that starting to calm down ,Then 40 miles from home , my pressure plate goes out .....So now Iam out of work for a day or 2 .......
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At least you didn't sleep with your ex last week.
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! Stopping traffic to give him a piece of your mind, that's awesome.
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:38 PM   #4
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! Stopping traffic to give him a piece of your mind, that's awesome.
I wish the idiots behind me felt that way ....... I just gave them all the 1 finger salute
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:39 PM   #5
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So when are you going to get to the bad part?

Did you bang Hotrods ex as well?
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:40 PM   #6
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So when are you going to get to the bad part?

Did you bang Hotrods ex as well?
naw I would never sleep with a friends woman even an ex ..some things guys just dont do ... the bad part is being out of work for a day or 2
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Its not so bad, think of it as a chance to spend some quality time with your kids bro......

I am just wondering who the other 3 players are that were with Hotrods ex
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Its not so bad, think of it as a chance to spend some quality time with your kids bro......
yeah but I got to feed em also

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I am just wondering who the other 3 players are that were with Hotrods ex
Ok there is a story I am missing here
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:57 PM   #9
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what about all the people whose day you made worst by acting a jackass bully shouting at everyone. Then you stop in middle of the road screwing all the people behind you.

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Are you sure you can afford it?
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:03 PM   #11
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I got your anger Management right here b****
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:03 PM   #12
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Probably not ......
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spidy has a " Pressure Plate" to keep his head from exploding.
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how many times do we have to read about a case of road rage ending in a guy being pistol whipped, sodomized, shot, and tossed in the trunk to realize that giving fat bastards a piece of your mind is a bad idea? It only takes one time to change your life and the life of your loving family.

It don't make you look tough, it makes you look foolish. Sounds to me like your pressure plate went out BEFORE you went off on flag boy and supervisor.
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:07 PM   #15
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what about all the people whose day you made worst by acting a jackass bully shouting at everyone. Then you stop in middle of the road screwing all the people behind you.
**** em . as for being a Jackass , it will be awhile before fat bastard flag guy screws with someone else ...... Besides they are in cars , they know Construction is going on , if they was in that big of a ****ing hurry they should have found another way to go ..... Highway 59 is a truck route , only other way for me to go is out to Garner lake road ,then turn at the cam plex and come right back into construction to get to the flying J ...so again I got your Anger management right here b****
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how many times do we have to read about a case of road rage ending in a guy being pistol whipped, sodomized, shot, and tossed in the trunk to realize that giving fat bastards a piece of your mind is a bad idea? It only takes one time to change your life and the life of your loving family.

It don't make you look tough, it makes you look foolish. Sounds to me like your pressure plate went out BEFORE you went off on flag boy and supervisor.
I gave him every opertunity to do those things .so much for that bull**** ,,, Do you even know what a Pressure plate is ?
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Hm divorce my wife , then have sex with her ....... I will fly that by her and see what she thinks
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She isnt as understanding as we are about this Bro
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I need one for weeks like this
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I didnt figure she would understand.
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:26 PM   #23
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.women go figure , everytime us guys come up with a great Idea , they have to complicate it with things like Child support and Alimony ......
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They just dont understand
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No they dont ..... I wish I could go back to Adam and eves time , Before god created eve ...... I have a few suggestions for him
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