McCain and conspiracy theorists agree that Washington is Satanic - The Orange Mane

alkemical · 04-11-2008, 02:14 PM

McCain and conspiracy theorists agree that Washington is Satanic

Posted by Mark Frauenfelder, April 9, 2008 11:05 AM | permalink

Dan Morse of The Washington Post looks for evidence to support McCain's frequent claims that Washington is the "city of Satan."

First, McCain:

McCain, a Republican senator from Arizona, has regularly called Washington Satan's City over the past 10 years. He did so twice last month, including during a visit to the Atlanta headquarters of Chick-fil-A, the fast-food chain whose founder is such a devoted Baptist he keeps the eateries closed on Sundays. "It's harder and harder trying to do the Lord's work in the city of Satan," McCain said, according to an Associated Press account.

(Maybe McCain thinks Satan is going to try to stop him from carrying out a "a biblically prophesied end-time confrontation with Iran, which will lead to the Rapture, Tribulation, and Second Coming of Christ," as his new best friend forvever, Pastor John Hagee, prays for.)

Next, Cutting Edge Ministries director David Bay:

"McCain was right," said David Bay, speaking by phone from Lexington, S.C., where as director of Cutting Edge Ministries he has long asserted that Washington's streets are positioned to usher in Lucifer as "the ultimate master of Government Center."

"You will need to have your maps of Washington, D.C., opened in front of you as we proceed," reads a treatise on the subject posted on Bay's Internet site.

Using Dupont and Logan circles as northern points, Bay instructs, you can trace various interlocking streets to form a demonic pentagram, one that bores directly into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Other satanic hot spots cited by believers include the U.S. Capitol and the Washington Monument. The latter was described by Bay, the South Carolina author, as a filthy, phallic and satanic homage to the god Baal.

UPDATE Steve Reed says: "I think that McCain might have missed the real threat in Washington. A giant malevolent dachshund bearing down on the Capitol! It's clearly visible (and angry) as you can see from my enhanced image."

Smiling Assassin27 · 04-11-2008, 02:35 PM

and this guy wants a job promotion in the City of Satan...what a tool.

everyone knows that Satan rents from Marion Berry.

alkemical · 04-11-2008, 02:42 PM

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...s_of_satan.htm

Smiling Assassin27 · 04-11-2008, 04:54 PM

i hope you innoculated yourself and put on a condom before hitting that site. i've corresponded with this dude and he freely admitted that he plagiarized one of the biggest farces in anti-Catholic screed called Roman Catholicism by Lorraine Boettner. I guess it's safer--the more this dude thinks, the dumber our species becomes.

alkemical · 04-11-2008, 05:18 PM

SOME stuff he is right on....

Smiling Assassin27 · 04-11-2008, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claviculasolomonis

SOME stuff he is right on....

insert blind squirrel and acorn platitude here....

alkemical · 04-12-2008, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smiling Assassin27

insert blind squirrel and acorn platitude here....

Hey, alls i know is that maybe you should read up on the boystown scandal,human trafficking, and sammy davis junior.

footstepsfrom#27 · 04-12-2008, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claviculasolomonis

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...s_of_satan.htm

That's great stuff.

BarefootKicker · 04-13-2008, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footstepsfrom#27

That's great stuff.

I can't tear myself away from this site... it's like a car wreck.

04-11-2008, 02:14 PM	#1
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,695 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	McCain and conspiracy theorists agree that Washington is Satanic McCain and conspiracy theorists agree that Washington is Satanic Posted by Mark Frauenfelder, April 9, 2008 11:05 AM \| permalink Dan Morse of The Washington Post looks for evidence to support McCain's frequent claims that Washington is the "city of Satan." First, McCain: McCain, a Republican senator from Arizona, has regularly called Washington Satan's City over the past 10 years. He did so twice last month, including during a visit to the Atlanta headquarters of Chick-fil-A, the fast-food chain whose founder is such a devoted Baptist he keeps the eateries closed on Sundays. "It's harder and harder trying to do the Lord's work in the city of Satan," McCain said, according to an Associated Press account. (Maybe McCain thinks Satan is going to try to stop him from carrying out a "a biblically prophesied end-time confrontation with Iran, which will lead to the Rapture, Tribulation, and Second Coming of Christ," as his new best friend forvever, Pastor John Hagee, prays for.) Next, Cutting Edge Ministries director David Bay: "McCain was right," said David Bay, speaking by phone from Lexington, S.C., where as director of Cutting Edge Ministries he has long asserted that Washington's streets are positioned to usher in Lucifer as "the ultimate master of Government Center." "You will need to have your maps of Washington, D.C., opened in front of you as we proceed," reads a treatise on the subject posted on Bay's Internet site. Using Dupont and Logan circles as northern points, Bay instructs, you can trace various interlocking streets to form a demonic pentagram, one that bores directly into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Other satanic hot spots cited by believers include the U.S. Capitol and the Washington Monument. The latter was described by Bay, the South Carolina author, as a filthy, phallic and satanic homage to the god Baal. UPDATE Steve Reed says: "I think that McCain might have missed the real threat in Washington. A giant malevolent dachshund bearing down on the Capitol! It's clearly visible (and angry) as you can see from my enhanced image."

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04-11-2008, 02:35 PM	#2
Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,976 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	and this guy wants a job promotion in the City of Satan...what a tool. everyone knows that Satan rents from Marion Berry.

04-11-2008, 02:42 PM	#3
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,695 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...s_of_satan.htm

04-11-2008, 04:54 PM	#4
Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,976 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	i hope you innoculated yourself and put on a condom before hitting that site. i've corresponded with this dude and he freely admitted that he plagiarized one of the biggest farces in anti-Catholic screed called Roman Catholicism by Lorraine Boettner. I guess it's safer--the more this dude thinks, the dumber our species becomes.

04-11-2008, 05:18 PM	#5
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,695 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	SOME stuff he is right on....