OT: I need some advise from a good prankster - The Orange Mane

BABronco · 04-01-2008, 04:17 PM

I've been dating this girl for two months, we are both 17. I need a good prank to play on her. We are hanging out about 8c.

PS. I don't care if this lands me in no mans land for awhile.

BMF Bronco · 04-01-2008, 04:19 PM

Give her the "Dutch Oven"

rugbythug · 04-01-2008, 04:20 PM

start her car on fire

Beantown Bronco · 04-01-2008, 04:22 PM

Send her a camera phone pic of you tagging her sister.

55CrushEm · 04-01-2008, 04:26 PM

.....all around.

Beantown Bronco · 04-01-2008, 04:28 PM

Just after you finish with her, look down and say "oh ****, the condom broke"

s0phr0syne · 04-01-2008, 04:33 PM

Tell her Marcus Thomas got arrrested again.

(I'm sure she cares...)

OABB · 04-01-2008, 04:38 PM

tell her you have aids.

rugbythug · 04-01-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco

Just after you finish with her, look down and say "oh ****, the condom broke"

What are you?

17 year olds should not be having sex.

Beantown Bronco · 04-01-2008, 04:40 PM

Dirty Sanchez

Shoot it all over her face.

Tell her that your ex wants to get back together with you and you said yes.

Ask her how she feels about a threesome with her mom.

Buy her a new outfit....but make sure to buy it a few sizes too big. When she tells you that the clothes are the wrong size, tell her that she's been looking a little hefty lately and she should start wearing clothes that actually fit her fat ass.

BABronco · 04-01-2008, 04:44 PM

Wow... thanks for the amazing advice so far...

OABB · 04-01-2008, 04:45 PM

all joking aside...it would be really funny at this point in the relationship to have "the talk" about where things are going. You should talk as if you are head over heals and even a tad bit obsessed with her.

as she is freaking out, get down on one knee and pull out a jewelry box and say "will you make me the happiest man on earth and..." open to box to reveal a card that says april fools and and finish by saying "have desert with me."

RaiderH8r · 04-01-2008, 05:03 PM

Poop on her car.

Kaylore · 04-01-2008, 05:12 PM

A girl I work with pulled the keys out of my keyboard and put them back in the wrong order today. I don't look when I type so I didn't even notice until my boss, who likes to look when he types, had sign me in on a system and got locked out because of three false logins. It was then I got suspicious.

Anaximines · 04-01-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orangeandblueblooded

all joking aside...it would be really funny at this point in the relationship to have "the talk" about where things are going. You should talk as if you are head over heals and even a tad bit obsessed with her.

as she is freaking out, get down on one knee and pull out a jewelry box and say "will you make me the happiest man on earth and..." open to box to reveal a card that says april fools and and finish by saying "have desert with me."

that would be a good one!

Ratboy · 04-01-2008, 05:23 PM

Orange Mane, you stay classy.

Dirty Sanchez? Dutch Oven? Broken Condom? All immature and stupid ideas.

Give her the Angry Pirate!

" When she is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye."

Ratboy · 04-01-2008, 05:24 PM

or you can tell her you have herpes.

55CrushEm · 04-01-2008, 05:24 PM

Do the ol' Saran Wrap over the toilet thing....

TailgateNut · 04-01-2008, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orangeandblueblooded

all joking aside...it would be really funny at this point in the relationship to have "the talk" about where things are going. You should talk as if you are head over heals and even a tad bit obsessed with her.

as she is freaking out, get down on one knee and pull out a jewelry box and say "will you make me the happiest man on earth and..." open to box to reveal a card that says april fools and and finish by saying "have desert with me."

I don't think this would go over real well.

Vegas_Bronco · 04-01-2008, 07:55 PM

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Take her on a bike ride and have a race...only let her get way ahead:

Los Broncos · 04-01-2008, 07:56 PM

Fake tea bag her.

Majik · 04-01-2008, 07:57 PM

I made my girlfriend (of 10 and a half months) lunch today and when I served her lunch I got down on my knee pulled out a ring box, told her how much I cared for her and how I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

She looked shocked and began to break down, I laughed at her and said happy april fools as I jumped off my knee. She claims I didnt get her, but I tend to disagree.

Majik · 04-01-2008, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco

Dirty Sanchez

Shoot it all over her face.

Tell her that your ex wants to get back together with you and you said yes.

Ask her how she feels about a threesome with her mom.

Buy her a new outfit....but make sure to buy it a few sizes too big. When she tells you that the clothes are the wrong size, tell her that she's been looking a little hefty lately and she should start wearing clothes that actually fit her fat ass.

, you gotta good sense of humor, rep!

gunns · 04-01-2008, 09:33 PM

Some of these ideas may make no man land your permanent residence.

Bronx33 · 04-01-2008, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMF Bronco

Give her the "Dutch Oven"

Ahhhhh a timeless classic.

04-01-2008, 04:17 PM	#1
BABronco RP2012 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,214 Adopt-a-Bronco: Clady	OT: I need some advise from a good prankster I've been dating this girl for two months, we are both 17. I need a good prank to play on her. We are hanging out about 8c. PS. I don't care if this lands me in no mans land for awhile.

04-01-2008, 07:55 PM	#20
Vegas_Bronco Ring of Famer Fear is a lack of preparation. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 63 Yards Out Posts: 4,031 Adopt-a-Bronco: 1 Elam 1	[IMG][/IMG]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpGZW...eature=related Take her on a bike ride and have a race...only let her get way ahead: Last edited by Vegas_Bronco; 04-01-2008 at 08:00 PM..

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04-01-2008, 04:19 PM	#2
BMF Bronco Offseason sucks... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bozeman, MT Posts: 11,724 Adopt-a-Bronco: ME	Give her the "Dutch Oven"

04-01-2008, 04:20 PM	#3
rugbythug Church Eyes. Salty Dog Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,788 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mr. Miller	start her car on fire

04-01-2008, 04:22 PM	#4
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,049 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	Send her a camera phone pic of you tagging her sister.

04-01-2008, 04:26 PM	#5
55CrushEm Dynamic Duo Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: North of Boston, MA Posts: 5,592 Adopt-a-Bronco: Quanterus Smith	.....all around.

04-01-2008, 04:28 PM	#6
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,049 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	Just after you finish with her, look down and say "oh ****, the condom broke"

04-01-2008, 04:33 PM	#7
s0phr0syne Symbiotic Absorb and Redirect Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,592 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Tell her Marcus Thomas got arrrested again. (I'm sure she cares...)

04-01-2008, 04:38 PM	#8
OABB Master of Karate aaahaaaaaaaaah Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los angeles Posts: 7,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: tgnsmyb****	tell her you have aids.

04-01-2008, 04:40 PM	#10
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,049 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	Dirty Sanchez Shoot it all over her face. Tell her that your ex wants to get back together with you and you said yes. Ask her how she feels about a threesome with her mom. Buy her a new outfit....but make sure to buy it a few sizes too big. When she tells you that the clothes are the wrong size, tell her that she's been looking a little hefty lately and she should start wearing clothes that actually fit her fat ass.

04-01-2008, 04:44 PM	#11
BABronco RP2012 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,214 Adopt-a-Bronco: Clady	Wow... thanks for the amazing advice so far...

04-01-2008, 04:45 PM	#12
OABB Master of Karate aaahaaaaaaaaah Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los angeles Posts: 7,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: tgnsmyb****	all joking aside...it would be really funny at this point in the relationship to have "the talk" about where things are going. You should talk as if you are head over heals and even a tad bit obsessed with her. as she is freaking out, get down on one knee and pull out a jewelry box and say "will you make me the happiest man on earth and..." open to box to reveal a card that says april fools and and finish by saying "have desert with me."

04-01-2008, 05:03 PM	#13
RaiderH8r In The Bag Don't worry. Nobody's listening. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Meth Alley Posts: 9,926 Adopt-a-Bronco: MethWolfe	Poop on her car.

04-01-2008, 05:12 PM	#14
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,076 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	A girl I work with pulled the keys out of my keyboard and put them back in the wrong order today. I don't look when I type so I didn't even notice until my boss, who likes to look when he types, had sign me in on a system and got locked out because of three false logins. It was then I got suspicious.

04-01-2008, 05:23 PM	#16
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	Orange Mane, you stay classy. Dirty Sanchez? Dutch Oven? Broken Condom? All immature and stupid ideas. Give her the Angry Pirate! " When she is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye."

04-01-2008, 05:24 PM	#17
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	or you can tell her you have herpes.

04-01-2008, 07:56 PM	#21
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Fake tea bag her.

04-01-2008, 07:57 PM	#22
Majik Man7 3-0 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 647	I made my girlfriend (of 10 and a half months) lunch today and when I served her lunch I got down on my knee pulled out a ring box, told her how much I cared for her and how I want to spend the rest of my life with her. She looked shocked and began to break down, I laughed at her and said happy april fools as I jumped off my knee. She claims I didnt get her, but I tend to disagree.

04-01-2008, 09:33 PM	#24
gunns I WANT DEFENSE! Defense, defense, defense Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Always Hoping Posts: 11,661 Adopt-a-Bronco: Defense	Some of these ideas may make no man land your permanent residence.