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Old 02-15-2008, 07:28 PM   #1
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If you are tired of JUNK MAIL, Do what I do. Whenever you get mail that has a postage paid envelope in it, Stuff it as full of your other JUNK MAIL as possible, seal it and mail it, making sure not to include anything with your address. These f&$king companies have to pay, by the ounce, whatever you send them. I have actually attached one of these postage paid envelopes to a box of rocks and mailed it and the Post Office IS OBLIGATED to take it, mail it and charge the companies for this service. Soooo, get a little stress relief next time instead of getting stressed.. Makes ya feel all fuzzy inside!
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:34 PM   #2
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I doubt that the post office is obligated to do it, but that is pretty awesome if true.
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:54 PM   #3
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I doubt that the post office is obligated to do it, but that is pretty awesome if true.

Even just a pile of junkmail would be satisfying.
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:08 PM   #4
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A lot of people did a similar thing in the 80's with Jerry Falwel's Old Time Gospel Hour. He eventually had to shut it down 'coz he was losing so much money.

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Old 02-15-2008, 08:08 PM   #5
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Hmm I might send some goat nuggets back to them. I always have plenty of those laying around the pasture.

On a side not my cell phone was being hammered by telemarketers. Signed up to the no call list and haven't had a single call from one in more than a week now.

If you haven't signed up yet and they are bugging you this will help.

http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/donotcall/
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:24 PM   #6
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My dad does that! Sends back the postage paid envelopes empty!
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:40 PM   #7
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I doubt that the post office is obligated to do it, but that is pretty awesome if true.
I wouldda thought that too, until I saw David Letterman do a bit on his old Late Night on NBC.

They mailed several weird items, including even a piece of toilet paper with an address and a stamp affixed to it ... and I'll be damned, but every piece of stuff was delivered, even the tp. They had a post office guy on, and he said that if an address is legible, they are obligated to deliver whatever it is.
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Old 02-16-2008, 02:07 AM   #8
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Iam going to soooooo do this!



If you are tired of JUNK MAIL, Do what I do. Whenever you get mail that has a postage paid envelope in it, Stuff it as full of your other JUNK MAIL as possible, seal it and mail it, making sure not to include anything with your address. These f&$king companies have to pay, by the ounce, whatever you send them. I have actually attached one of these postage paid envelopes to a box of rocks and mailed it and the Post Office IS OBLIGATED to take it, mail it and charge the companies for this service. Soooo, get a little stress relief next time instead of getting stressed.. Makes ya feel all fuzzy inside!
I have been doing this for a long time. Gives the people at the post office more money too. It's a win win.

Of course I usually stuff the return evelope with recently used toilet paper.
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Old 02-16-2008, 05:44 AM   #9
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Dang, and all this time I've just been walking to the trash can and simply dropping them in..sounds like a great way to free up my time..thanks for the tip
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Dang, and all this time I've just been walking to the trash can and simply dropping them in..sounds like a great way to free up my time..thanks for the tip
It's not about saving time. it's about the entertainment value in it. Sticking it to corporate America is always fun.
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It's not about saving time. it's about the entertainment value in it. Sticking it to corporate America is always fun.
Anything that sticks it to corporate America with entertainment value i'm on it.
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Old 02-16-2008, 07:48 AM   #12
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If you are tired of JUNK MAIL, Do what I do. Whenever you get mail that has a postage paid envelope in it, Stuff it as full of your other JUNK MAIL as possible, seal it and mail it, making sure not to include anything with your address. These f&$king companies have to pay, by the ounce, whatever you send them. I have actually attached one of these postage paid envelopes to a box of rocks and mailed it and the Post Office IS OBLIGATED to take it, mail it and charge the companies for this service. Soooo, get a little stress relief next time instead of getting stressed.. Makes ya feel all fuzzy inside!
Stressed out by junk mail?


See a doctor.
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