Top Ten Excuses for the Patriots Loss in the Super Bowl - The Orange Mane

smalltowngrll · 02-04-2008, 01:58 PM

I've already seen a few, and I'm sure we could come up with some of our own, too!

Lets see what clever ideas we can come up with as the the 'reason' why the Patriots lost yesterday...because, as we ALL know, they are "The Best Team EVER!"

Of Course, the first excuse for the lack of Moss activitiy yesterday will be that he was distracted by the 'restraining order'

Lets see 'em!

yavoon · 02-04-2008, 02:01 PM

lack of effective camera crew.

Phantom · 02-04-2008, 02:06 PM

karma is alive and well in the NFL

WolfpackGuy · 02-04-2008, 02:08 PM

Dog ate my videotape.

bowtown · 02-04-2008, 02:08 PM

1. H
2. I
3. X
4. O
5. N

I could only come up with 5.

Dr. Broncenstein · 02-04-2008, 02:10 PM

1. Osi Umenyiora

2. Micheal Strahan

3. Justin Tuck

4. Karma for spygate

5. Karma for running up scores

Beantown Bronco · 02-04-2008, 02:11 PM

Gisele....

Bronx33 · 02-04-2008, 02:11 PM

Doggcow · 02-04-2008, 02:15 PM

1. Eli Manning

Bronx33 · 02-04-2008, 02:18 PM

1. Wasn't allowed to cheat
1. Red Hoodie

BroncoFanatic · 02-04-2008, 02:19 PM

Forgot to take the lens cap off when filming the Giants practice

Rohirrim · 02-04-2008, 02:19 PM

The Giants filmed their practice and got their signals.

WolfpackGuy · 02-04-2008, 02:21 PM

The offensive line wanted their winner's share to be in euros.

Rohirrim · 02-04-2008, 02:27 PM

Matt Light decided it was the perfect time to do his "Famous Turnstiles of the World" impressions.

Merlin · 02-04-2008, 02:31 PM

10. Football gods don't like parades before the SB

epicSocialism4tw · 02-04-2008, 02:37 PM

they didnt score 17 points!

theAPAOps5 · 02-04-2008, 02:42 PM

In all honesty my father in-law and I kept thinking Brady was off. He looked sick disinterested and even looked like he was about to puke a few times. For christ sakes his skin was so yellow it made me nausious. I wonder if that had something to do with the poor passes.

Eh screw it he was just eaten alive today by the Giants D thats their excuse.

Bronx33 · 02-04-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ApaOps5

In all honesty my father in-law and I kept thinking Brady was off. He looked sick disinterested and even looked like he was about to puke a few times. For christ sakes his skin was so yellow it made me nausious. I wonder if that had something to do with the poor passes.

Eh screw it he was just eaten alive today by the Giants D thats their excuse.

That's because for the first time this year he was chased and pressured on just about every play (he was getting owned)

theAPAOps5 · 02-04-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronx33

That's because for the first time this year he was chased and pressured on just about every play (he was getting owned)

But dudes skin looked yellow. For that matter so did many other players. I thought half the oline looked to be suffering from heat stroke. I wonder if the roof should have been opened.

Smiling Assassin27 · 02-04-2008, 02:52 PM

Pats players were preoccuppied with their assignment to write a Prologue to the Boston Globe book about the perfect season...

Brady: ok, fellas, we have to find a way to put 'I' in the word 'team'...

Bronx33 · 02-04-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ApaOps5

But dudes skin looked yellow. For that matter so did many other players. I thought half the oline looked to be suffering from heat stroke. I wonder if the roof should have been opened.

I really don't think he was expecting to be owned so bad and his OL let him down big time where as they have been there for him all year long.

smalltowngrll · 02-04-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ApaOps5

But dudes skin looked yellow. For that matter so did many other players. I thought half the oline looked to be suffering from heat stroke. I wonder if the roof should have been opened.

It's air conditioned.

Having the roof opened would have made it even more humid.

Bronx33 · 02-04-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by smalltowngrll

It's air conditioned.

Having the roof opened would have made it even more humid.

How gay! what has football turned into.

theAPAOps5 · 02-04-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by smalltowngrll

It's air conditioned.

Having the roof opened would have made it even more humid.

Yeah except it was a cool Phoenix night. Talked to my family after the game and they said it was in the 60's. The only real reason it was closed was chance of rain. I am not saying its a big factor but the father in-law and I were talking about it. Because Brady literally looked like he was about to ralf and the Giants were getting cramps.

theAPAOps5 · 02-04-2008, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronx33

How gay! what has football turned into.

Thats the problem with domed stadiums they have to cool them to a comfortable level for the occupants. I am pretty sure its code regulated. Heck the Facilities Manager for the Metrodome used to turn the outfield fans on high when the away team was batting to try and reduce home runs.

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smalltowngrll Orange Blue Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bend, OR Posts: 8,038 Adopt-a-Bronco: dortoh	Top Ten Excuses for the Patriots Loss in the Super Bowl I've already seen a few, and I'm sure we could come up with some of our own, too! Lets see what clever ideas we can come up with as the the 'reason' why the Patriots lost yesterday...because, as we ALL know, they are "The Best Team EVER!" Of Course, the first excuse for the lack of Moss activitiy yesterday will be that he was distracted by the 'restraining order' Lets see 'em!

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theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,058 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	In all honesty my father in-law and I kept thinking Brady was off. He looked sick disinterested and even looked like he was about to puke a few times. For christ sakes his skin was so yellow it made me nausious. I wonder if that had something to do with the poor passes. Eh screw it he was just eaten alive today by the Giants D thats their excuse.

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