They just dont make suicide bombers like they used to - The Orange Mane

Hotrod · 01-25-2008, 11:29 AM

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story...5940%2C00.html

A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.

It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.

Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said.

The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.

"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,'' Mir said.

Suicide attacks are regular feature of an insurgency led by the extremist Taliban movement that was in government between 1996 and 2001. The most deadly was in November 2007 and killed nearly 80 people, most of them school students

TailgateNut · 01-25-2008, 11:30 AM

Maybe he tripped over the wires!

Does he still get the virgins if he fails in his mission?

epicSocialism4tw · 01-25-2008, 11:31 AM

Greatness.

orangeatheist · 01-25-2008, 12:00 PM

It was Griese's dog.

Rohirrim · 01-25-2008, 01:00 PM

No virgins for you!

TailgateNut · 01-25-2008, 01:01 PM

I guess that poor SOB just gets one shot at an old hag!

elsid13 · 01-25-2008, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TailgateNut

Maybe he tripped over the wires!

Does he still get the virgins if he fails in his mission?

Don't tell Spider, but he downgraded to virgin sheep

TheDave · 01-25-2008, 01:11 PM

I want video of this...

epicSocialism4tw · 01-25-2008, 02:23 PM

This sounds like something out of a Jimmy Kimmel skit.

Bronco Bob · 01-25-2008, 02:56 PM

He fall down, go BOOM!

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epicSocialism4tw · 01-25-2008, 03:43 PM

Is this the "feel good" news story of the year?

baja · 01-25-2008, 04:10 PM

Does this mean the poor basstard will only get 7 1/2 virgins?

baja · 01-25-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angryllama

Is this the "feel good" news story of the year?

Says the Christian sinner.

epicSocialism4tw · 01-25-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baja

Says the Christian sinner.

Says the hanger-on.

There are leaders and there are followers.

"Baja" is the follower of followers.

TailgateNut · 01-25-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angryllama

Is this the "feel good" news story of the year?

...for Yavoon, IT IS!

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 01-26-2008, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TailgateNut

Does he still get the virgins if he fails in his mission?

I think he just gets the complimentary copy of "Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break" and a big bottle of Jergens.

01-25-2008, 11:29 AM	#1
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	They just dont make suicide bombers like they used to http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story...5940%2C00.html A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say. It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah. Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said. The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir. "Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,'' Mir said. Suicide attacks are regular feature of an insurgency led by the extremist Taliban movement that was in government between 1996 and 2001. The most deadly was in November 2007 and killed nearly 80 people, most of them school students

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01-25-2008, 11:30 AM	#2
TailgateNut Bleedin' orange! .......as much as tebonites Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mile High Posts: 20,018 Adopt-a-Bronco: Howard Griffith	Maybe he tripped over the wires! Does he still get the virgins if he fails in his mission?

01-25-2008, 11:31 AM	#3
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	Greatness.

01-25-2008, 12:00 PM	#4
orangeatheist Champion of the Godless Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,012	It was Griese's dog.

01-25-2008, 01:00 PM	#5
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,833	No virgins for you!

01-25-2008, 01:01 PM	#6
TailgateNut Bleedin' orange! .......as much as tebonites Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mile High Posts: 20,018 Adopt-a-Bronco: Howard Griffith	I guess that poor SOB just gets one shot at an old hag!

01-25-2008, 01:11 PM	#8
TheDave Sauced... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 15,120	I want video of this...

01-25-2008, 02:23 PM	#9
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	This sounds like something out of a Jimmy Kimmel skit.

01-25-2008, 02:56 PM	#10
Bronco Bob Tastee Freeze Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 9,464 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	He fall down, go BOOM! .

01-25-2008, 03:43 PM	#11
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	Is this the "feel good" news story of the year?

01-25-2008, 04:10 PM	#12
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,867 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	Does this mean the poor basstard will only get 7 1/2 virgins?