|01-18-2008, 10:08 AM||#1|
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Peyton Manning gets recognized in heaven
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 4-story mansion with an Orange and Blue sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos 7 logo flag, and in every window, a grinning Bronco Horsehead!
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won a Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what do you want to know, Peyton?" "Well, why does John Elway get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Peyton, that's not John Elway's house, it's mine."
Then God yelled.
Last edited by Atlas; 01-19-2008 at 09:48 AM..