Award stands for man who sued for theft of wife - The Orange Mane

Spider · 01-11-2008, 12:09 PM

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Award stands for man who sued for theft of wife
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A law still on the books in Mississippi entitles Johnny Valentine to over $750,000 from the man that his ex-wife Sandra ended up marrying, a judgment made final by the U.S. Supreme Court's refusal to hear the case, previously upheld on the state level.

After then-named Sandra Valentine and businessman Jerry Fitch Sr. conceived a child during an affair, the Valentines divorced. Johnny then sued Fitch under the state's "alienation of affection" law, which entitles an abandoned spouse legal recourse for loss of companionship, love, and sex.

Mississippi is one of seven remaining states with such a law on the books, which considers a spouse the property of the other.

"I don't consider myself property," says Sandra Fitch, to ABC News.

"Not Johnny's, not anyone's. Just my own."

Hotrod · 01-11-2008, 12:28 PM

What happened to the good old days when one would simply beat the **** out of some guy who stole his wife......we've become a bunch of p***Ys

Spider · 01-11-2008, 12:31 PM

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What happened to the good old days when one would simply beat the **** out of some guy who stole his wife......we've become a bunch of p***Ys

...... well i keep asking myself is a wife property ?

Hotrod · 01-11-2008, 12:34 PM

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...... well i keep asking myself is a wife property ?

Well according to my boss errr wife the answer is No they are not our property. She does assure me that I however do belong to her........I should have paid more attention at the wedding ceremony I guess

Spider · 01-11-2008, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrod

Well according to my boss errr wife the answer is No they are not our property. She does assure me that I however do belong to her........I should have paid more attention at the wedding ceremony I guess

you and me both ....

Rohirrim · 01-11-2008, 12:38 PM

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Well according to my boss errr wife the answer is No they are not our property. She does assure me that I however do belong to her........I should have paid more attention at the wedding ceremony I guess

That's why they get us drunk first.

TailgateNut · 01-11-2008, 01:37 PM

That's one fugged up law. Here's another one.

Years ago my father in law was in an accident which he caused, and the other motorist was injured and bedridden for several months. He sued my father in law for "lack-o-nookie" and was awarded $17000.00 for not being able to "you know what" for 2 months.

Keep it in mind the next time someone "rear-ends" you!

baja · 01-11-2008, 01:43 PM

If you are "rear-ended" aren't you already getting nookie?

TailgateNut · 01-11-2008, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by baja

If you are "rear-ended" aren't you already getting nookie?

I guess that's a matter of opinion, ERR: orientation!

Spider · 01-11-2008, 01:50 PM

1 st sign of getting aids is a severe pounding pain in the ass

Hotrod · 01-11-2008, 01:57 PM

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1 st sign of getting aids is a severe pounding pain in the ass

Doggcow · 01-11-2008, 02:02 PM

Anyone else think a law that allows you to sue for loss of sex is just fantastic?

baja · 01-11-2008, 02:02 PM

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1 st sign of getting aids is a severe pounding pain in the ass

Well you better quit messin with them rough necks.

baja · 01-11-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Doggcow

Anyone else think a law that allows you to sue for loss of sex is just fantastic?

Does that include headaches?

Spider · 01-11-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by baja

Well you better quit messin with them rough necks.

hats a severe pain all over the body ...... I am so glad they backed down .... I am not the man I used to be ......

cutthemdown · 01-11-2008, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TailgateNut

That's one fugged up law. Here's another one.

Years ago my father in law was in an accident which he caused, and the other motorist was injured and bedridden for several months. He sued my father in law for "lack-o-nookie" and was awarded $17000.00 for not being able to "you know what" for 2 months.

Keep it in mind the next time someone "rear-ends" you!

It's called loss of consortium. Anytime you are negligent and that negligence results in an injury to a person that disables his/her ability to have relations with there married partner you can be sued for loss of consortium.

Sex is important!!!!!!!!

TailgateNut · 01-11-2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cutthemdown

It's called loss of consortium. Anytime you are negligent and that negligence results in an injury to a person that disables his/her ability to have relations with there married partner you can be sued for loss of consortium.

Sex is important!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the "legalese". I liked "lack-o-nookie" myself!

BroncoBuff · 01-11-2008, 02:39 PM

I'm moving to Mississippi ... just in case.

Dead Head · 01-11-2008, 02:40 PM

Nice. Cheating winch. Or is it Wench?

defenseman · 01-11-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

1 st sign of getting aids is a severe pounding pain in the ass

Freaking hilarious.

Spider to the rescue once again...dman

cutthemdown · 01-12-2008, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TailgateNut

Thanks for the "legalese". I liked "lack-o-nookie" myself!

Lack-o-nookie is a seldom used provision of the limp dick act of 1976.

baja · 01-12-2008, 09:05 AM

that was funny

01-11-2008, 12:09 PM	#1
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Award stands for man who sued for theft of wife http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Award_...sued_0110.html Award stands for man who sued for theft of wife RAW STORY Published: Thursday January 10, 2008 del.icio.us del.icio.us \| StumbleUpon Print This Email This A law still on the books in Mississippi entitles Johnny Valentine to over $750,000 from the man that his ex-wife Sandra ended up marrying, a judgment made final by the U.S. Supreme Court's refusal to hear the case, previously upheld on the state level. After then-named Sandra Valentine and businessman Jerry Fitch Sr. conceived a child during an affair, the Valentines divorced. Johnny then sued Fitch under the state's "alienation of affection" law, which entitles an abandoned spouse legal recourse for loss of companionship, love, and sex. Mississippi is one of seven remaining states with such a law on the books, which considers a spouse the property of the other. "I don't consider myself property," says Sandra Fitch, to ABC News. "Not Johnny's, not anyone's. Just my own."

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01-11-2008, 12:28 PM	#2
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	What happened to the good old days when one would simply beat the ** out of some guy who stole his wife......we've become a bunch of p*Ys

01-11-2008, 01:37 PM	#7
TailgateNut Bleedin' orange! .......as much as tebonites Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mile High Posts: 20,018 Adopt-a-Bronco: Howard Griffith	That's one fugged up law. Here's another one. Years ago my father in law was in an accident which he caused, and the other motorist was injured and bedridden for several months. He sued my father in law for "lack-o-nookie" and was awarded $17000.00 for not being able to "you know what" for 2 months. Keep it in mind the next time someone "rear-ends" you!

01-11-2008, 01:43 PM	#8
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,921 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	If you are "rear-ended" aren't you already getting nookie?

01-11-2008, 01:50 PM	#10
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	1 st sign of getting aids is a severe pounding pain in the ass

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Doggcow Rebel Laughs At Unbelievers Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 8,303 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Anyone else think a law that allows you to sue for loss of sex is just fantastic?

01-11-2008, 02:39 PM	#18
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,440 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	I'm moving to Mississippi ... just in case.

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Dead Head Fan for LIFE! Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 368	Nice. Cheating winch. Or is it Wench?

01-12-2008, 09:05 AM	#22
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,921 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	that was funny