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Old 12-11-2007, 06:21 PM   #1
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Default I have the solution to terrorism , and our security .

Stop and think for a second , Billions of people , vast amount of space , and a wide open society ... Huge problem , we have to be right 100% of the time , they only have to be right once , all that other jazz ........
Solution .......... Put Fed Ex in charge , they track billions of letters and packages everyday , I have been using Fed Ex for 3+ years now , and never had a package lost . that is one hellva infrastructure , and a damn good way to run a business ....... Put Fed ex in charge of tracking terrorist ..........
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Old 12-11-2007, 06:26 PM   #2
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This just might work. The hardest part will be getting them to put the barcodes on their foreheads
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Old 12-11-2007, 06:38 PM   #3
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I think some border agents like this one would slow down folks.

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Old 12-11-2007, 06:40 PM   #4
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we will offer them a virgin with mail in rebate ...... Elsid13 isnt busy , and he can pretend to be a virgin
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Old 12-11-2007, 08:34 PM   #5
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. Put Fed ex in charge of tracking terrorist ..........
Hey, why not?

Couldn't be any worse than putting an Arabian horse trainer in charge of FEMA.

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Old 12-11-2007, 08:39 PM   #6
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we will offer them a virgin with mail in rebate ...... Elsid13 isnt busy , and he can pretend to be a virgin
****er. I guess Hotrod getting your gift too for Christmas. Beside I listened to dramallama and I giving abstinence a chance

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Old 12-11-2007, 09:02 PM   #7
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****er. I guess Hotrod getting your gift too for Christmas.
Well ithought about the Dave , but he would start singing my humps , and there is no way we could pass him off as a virgin
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We could always give Bob a call... we know he isnt doing too much now adays now that he cant troll here
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Old 12-12-2007, 11:49 PM   #9
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I forgot about that **** head
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I've had Bob on ignore for the past year or so.
So I didn't even notice he had been banned.
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