Clinton Portis is baaaack - The Orange Mane

Bronx33 · 11-08-2007, 07:11 PM

Wow...

DC sports blog

Northman · 11-08-2007, 07:13 PM

When did Clinton become a Ooompa Loompa? lmao

Bronx33 · 11-08-2007, 07:15 PM

He says he Dr Choo Choo for this show

TheDave · 11-08-2007, 07:15 PM

Thank god for Champ Bailey...

Requiem · 11-08-2007, 07:35 PM

Portis is still awesome.

Broncos_OTM · 11-08-2007, 07:46 PM

Clinton Portis IS punk rock

PRBronco · 11-08-2007, 08:35 PM

Hahaha Brandon Marshall's attempt at humour doesn't seem so bad now does it?

BroncoSoja · 11-08-2007, 08:52 PM

love CP, always have always will..

-Slap- · 11-08-2007, 08:59 PM

I guess when you're pulling down $63 million and you go twelve games in a row without breaking 100 yards, you need to celebrate when you finally get over the century mark against a hapless Jets defense.

Mixing a sumo wig with a flamenco dancer's blouse is a daring choice, but a guy with Clinton's incredible comic timing is somehow able to pull it off.

My sides are aching from laughter.

Los Broncos · 11-08-2007, 09:06 PM

Halloween was last month.

BlaK-Argentina · 11-08-2007, 09:12 PM

Haha. I've always liked him.

Gotta love the Champ though. Waaaay better.

Dean · 11-08-2007, 09:25 PM

How can one keep from laughing out loud?

We got Champ Bailey and a second round pick for that! Talk about something for nothing- Shanahan raped the Skins.

sirhcyennek81 · 11-09-2007, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

How can one keep from laughing out loud?

We got Champ Bailey and a second round pick for that! Talk about something for nothing- Shanahan raped the Skins.

I thought Shanahan was a horrible personnel man?

yavoon · 11-09-2007, 02:20 AM

I had no idea he was this mentally unstable.

Doggcow · 11-09-2007, 02:50 AM

Baha we owned Washington.

Hogan11 · 11-09-2007, 04:55 AM

Yawn...whatta dick.

HorseHead · 11-09-2007, 09:38 AM

Shannon used to call Portis "Booty Do".....

his reasoning he said: was that Clinton's "stomach hangs out more than his booty do...."

All that aside: I miss the guy, glad with the Hall of Famer we got in the process, but CP is and will always be a gamer.......

Circle Orange · 11-09-2007, 10:06 AM

Hmm, wonder how that hairdoo would look on Cutler...

orangeatheist · 11-09-2007, 11:23 AM

He looks like a cross between Carmen Miranda:

and Boosty Collins:

backup qb · 11-09-2007, 01:05 PM

Chris · 11-09-2007, 01:28 PM

that's awesome

PLOWHORSE · 11-09-2007, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orangeatheist

He looks like a cross between Carmen Miranda:

and Boosty Collins:

Well put OA! Rep.

watermock · 11-09-2007, 02:59 PM

He's a fine back.

Interestinp persona in world of jerkoffs...he's played hurt alot too.

Smiling Assassin27 · 11-09-2007, 03:51 PM

hey, if the man wants to jerk himself off via cross dressing and underachieving, who are we to deny him?

Broncos_OTM · 11-09-2007, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yavoon

I had no idea he was this mentally unstable.

There are people in this world that just want to shock and wow. and really dont give a flying you know what, Portis is much like this and is a true Defenition of punk in the early 80's

11-08-2007, 07:11 PM	#1
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11-08-2007, 07:13 PM	#2
Northman The Enigma Prognosis Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,925 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bryci	When did Clinton become a Ooompa Loompa? lmao

11-08-2007, 07:15 PM	#3
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	He says he Dr Choo Choo for this show

11-08-2007, 07:15 PM	#4
TheDave Sauced... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 15,120	Thank god for Champ Bailey...

11-08-2007, 07:35 PM	#5
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,517 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Portis is still awesome.

11-08-2007, 07:46 PM	#6
Broncos_OTM Born Again HOOLIGAN Broncos Over All Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,537 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Clinton Portis IS punk rock

11-08-2007, 08:35 PM	#7
PRBronco FML less Join Date: May 2004 Location: North Vancouver Posts: 4,206 Adopt-a-Bronco: I'm so alone	Hahaha Brandon Marshall's attempt at humour doesn't seem so bad now does it?

11-08-2007, 08:52 PM	#8
BroncoSoja Shanahan wtfpwns me Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 912	love CP, always have always will..

11-08-2007, 08:59 PM	#9
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	I guess when you're pulling down $63 million and you go twelve games in a row without breaking 100 yards, you need to celebrate when you finally get over the century mark against a hapless Jets defense. Mixing a sumo wig with a flamenco dancer's blouse is a daring choice, but a guy with Clinton's incredible comic timing is somehow able to pull it off. My sides are aching from laughter.

11-08-2007, 09:06 PM	#10
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Halloween was last month.

11-08-2007, 09:12 PM	#11
BlaK-Argentina Pampita says... ... support your team! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mar del Plata, Argentina. Posts: 5,174 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Haha. I've always liked him. Gotta love the Champ though. Waaaay better.

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Doggcow Rebel Laughs At Unbelievers Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 8,298 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Baha we owned Washington.

11-08-2007, 09:25 PM	#12
Dean Solid Starter Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 213	How can one keep from laughing out loud? We got Champ Bailey and a second round pick for that! Talk about something for nothing- Shanahan raped the Skins.

11-09-2007, 02:20 AM	#14
yavoon Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,260	I had no idea he was this mentally unstable.

11-09-2007, 04:55 AM	#16
Hogan11 Rock-N-Roll Historian Let's take these SOB's out!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: W.NY.B.C. Posts: 21,300 Adopt-a-Bronco: Floyd Little	Yawn...whatta dick.

11-09-2007, 09:38 AM	#17
HorseHead Ring of Famer Stay thirsty my friends.. Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Vermont Posts: 1,211 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bay Bay	Shannon used to call Portis "Booty Do"..... his reasoning he said: was that Clinton's "stomach hangs out more than his booty do...." All that aside: I miss the guy, glad with the Hall of Famer we got in the process, but CP is and will always be a gamer.......

11-09-2007, 10:06 AM	#18
Circle Orange SPOT ON. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Styxx, D.C. Posts: 3,956	Hmm, wonder how that hairdoo would look on Cutler...

11-09-2007, 11:23 AM	#19
orangeatheist Champion of the Godless Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,012	He looks like a cross between Carmen Miranda: and Boosty Collins:

11-09-2007, 01:05 PM	#20
backup qb Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Shelbyville,Il Posts: 1,244	wow

11-09-2007, 01:28 PM	#21
Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,497 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	that's awesome

11-09-2007, 02:59 PM	#23
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	He's a fine back. Interestinp persona in world of jerkoffs...he's played hurt alot too.

11-09-2007, 03:51 PM	#24
Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,957 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	hey, if the man wants to jerk himself off via cross dressing and underachieving, who are we to deny him?