Getting your teeth pulled, without anesthetic, at an IRS audit... - The Orange Mane

DomCasual · 10-08-2007, 02:48 PM

...would be preferable to hanging out with some of you.

CHEER UP, YOU DIRTY BASTARDS!

Look at the bright side:

1) Tony Scheffler is back;

2) Travis Henry's bastard children have a few more weeks before he gets cut off (okay, not funny, per se - but true, when you think about it);

3) We're only a half game out of first place;

4) The COLORADO ROCKIES are in the NLCS;

5) You're taller than Ian Gold (in all likelihood);

6) I can't think of anything else, but I'm sure there's other stuff.

Anyone have any positives they'd like to add - stuff that makes life pretty good. My daughter is starting to crawl, finally. That's a good one!

Come on! You know you want to share something!

clint7 · 10-08-2007, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

5) You're taller than Ian Gold (in all likelihood)

Beej · 10-08-2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Look at the bright side:

1) Tony Scheffler is back;

and BLOCKED A PUNT!! Holy crap!

I don't even remember the last time we blocked a punt.

ak1971 · 10-08-2007, 03:04 PM

7.) I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance

Pezman · 10-08-2007, 03:05 PM

8. Getting some trim doesnt suck

Rohirrim · 10-08-2007, 03:07 PM

I don't have a boil on my ass. So that's good.

ak1971 · 10-08-2007, 03:11 PM

10.) TGN is still an ugly bastard.

BroncoBuff · 10-08-2007, 03:12 PM

11) Brandon Marshall has an unlimited upside, and could develop into the best WR in the league.

Rohirrim · 10-08-2007, 03:13 PM

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

DomCasual · 10-08-2007, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

11) Brandon Marshall has an unlimited upside, and could develop into the best WR in the league.

And he's got a pretty wicked primal scream!

BroncoBuff · 10-08-2007, 03:15 PM

Sounds like a Cimderella story to me ...

12) I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down yet.

NYBronco · 10-08-2007, 03:23 PM

Cavemen is on Tuesday nights.

sirhcyennek81 · 10-08-2007, 03:25 PM

Jay Cutler has unlimited upside and could develop into the best QB in the league.

Jens1893 · 10-08-2007, 03:25 PM

Buffs are looking very promising, so this football season is not a total waste.

TailgateNut · 10-08-2007, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ak1971

10.) TGN is still an ugly bastard.

...and isn't going to get a "make-over" to please anyone!

SureShot · 10-08-2007, 03:46 PM

It could be worse, you could be a Husker fan and have to watch horrible defense on Saturday and Sunday!

elsid13 · 10-08-2007, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ak1971

7.) I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance

Great now you can expand the meth lab.

Crushaholic · 10-08-2007, 04:07 PM

Glenn Martinez looked decent yesterday, and I didn't think I would even be typing his name today...

pdvd23 · 10-08-2007, 04:36 PM

I saw an eight year old trash talking the Jesus Saves guy after the game.

Crushaholic · 10-08-2007, 04:48 PM

As bad as it was, it still counted for only one loss...

ak1971 · 10-08-2007, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elsid13

Great now you can expand the meth lab.

WOO HOO!

cmhargrove · 10-08-2007, 04:59 PM

13) At least it will be easier to get Broncos tickets now.

(I mean that in the best way possible)

orangeatheist · 10-08-2007, 05:23 PM

I took a massive dump after eating at Taco Bell today and plugged up the toilet.

These will be known as the "good ol' days" in 2053.

Rock Chalk · 10-08-2007, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beej

and BLOCKED A PUNT!! Holy crap!

I don't even remember the last time we blocked a punt.

Jashon Sykes, 2003.

Rock Chalk · 10-08-2007, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pezman

8. Getting some trim doesnt suck

This is true in all circumstances.

Now, getting trim and waking up after to realize that was a mistake sucks, but while you were getting it it didnt.

10-08-2007, 02:48 PM	#1
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,211 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	Getting your teeth pulled, without anesthetic, at an IRS audit... ...would be preferable to hanging out with some of you. CHEER UP, YOU DIRTY BASTARDS! Look at the bright side: 1) Tony Scheffler is back; 2) Travis Henry's bastard children have a few more weeks before he gets cut off (okay, not funny, per se - but true, when you think about it); 3) We're only a half game out of first place; 4) The COLORADO ROCKIES are in the NLCS; 5) You're taller than Ian Gold (in all likelihood); 6) I can't think of anything else, but I'm sure there's other stuff. Anyone have any positives they'd like to add - stuff that makes life pretty good. My daughter is starting to crawl, finally. That's a good one! Come on! You know you want to share something!

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10-08-2007, 03:04 PM	#4
ak1971 uhhhh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,550	7.) I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance

10-08-2007, 03:07 PM	#6
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 49,113	I don't have a boil on my ass. So that's good.

10-08-2007, 03:11 PM	#7
ak1971 uhhhh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,550	10.) TGN is still an ugly bastard.

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BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,470 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	11) Brandon Marshall has an unlimited upside, and could develop into the best WR in the league.

10-08-2007, 03:13 PM	#9
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 49,113	So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

10-08-2007, 03:15 PM	#11
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,470 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Sounds like a Cimderella story to me ... 12) I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down yet.

10-08-2007, 03:23 PM	#12
NYBronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,994	Cavemen is on Tuesday nights.

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sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,772 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	Jay Cutler has unlimited upside and could develop into the best QB in the league.

10-08-2007, 03:25 PM	#14
Jens1893 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: People´s Republic of Bad Cannstatt Posts: 9,170	Buffs are looking very promising, so this football season is not a total waste.

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SureShot Te-believer Join Date: May 2006 Location: Paradise Divide Posts: 5,996 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Russell	It could be worse, you could be a Husker fan and have to watch horrible defense on Saturday and Sunday!

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Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,079	Glenn Martinez looked decent yesterday, and I didn't think I would even be typing his name today...

10-08-2007, 04:36 PM	#19
pdvd23 The champ is here! Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 103	I saw an eight year old trash talking the Jesus Saves guy after the game.

10-08-2007, 04:48 PM	#20
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,079	As bad as it was, it still counted for only one loss...

10-08-2007, 04:59 PM	#22
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,424 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	13) At least it will be easier to get Broncos tickets now. (I mean that in the best way possible)

10-08-2007, 05:23 PM	#23
orangeatheist Champion of the Godless Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,015	I took a massive dump after eating at Taco Bell today and plugged up the toilet. These will be known as the "good ol' days" in 2053.