Champ Bailey is so good................. - The Orange Mane

Atlas · 09-19-2007, 12:09 AM

....... That Ninjas are Champ Bailey in training.

Stole this from Broncomania. Too good for them to have to themselves.

The saddest moment for a wide receiver is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Champ Bailey is.

T-Mobile has been in contact with Champ Bailey to provide their nationwide coverage.

The movie "Catch me if you can" would have been a hell of a lot shorter if Champ Bailey was in it.

Barry Bonds tested positive for Champ Bailey.

On the seventh day, God rested and turned on the football game. He saw Champ Bailey and said, "Dear Me, what have I done!?"

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his life. Champ Bailey calls this "any given Sunday."

Champ Bailey has been banned from selecting in the NFL Draft... because he picks everyone.

Every player that has ever caught a pass over Champ Bailey is now under official investigation by the NFL for performance-enhancing drugs.

All stop signs will be replaced with a cardboard cutout of Champ Bailey.

When Champ Bailey goes to bed, his blankets don't cover him. He covers his blankets.

Champ Bailey's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Champ Bailey.

The only thing Champ Bailey can't do is work in law enforcement. He refuses to undercover.

Glue is made from Champ Bailey's sweat.

Champ Bailey isn't black, he is a shadow.

Champ Bailey's football jersey has been issued to all US soldiers overseas to be worn as a bullet proof vest.

Champ Bailey decided to sell his urine. The product is called Red Bull.

Champ Bailey is the reason why Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide.

The next edition of Madden NFL will feature five difficulties: Rookie, Pro, All-Pro, All-Madden, and Champ Bailey.

Champ Bailey does not wear pads to protect himself, he wears them to protect others.

CB doesn't stand for cornerback, it stands for Champ Bailey.

Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Champ Bailey.

Los Broncos · 09-19-2007, 12:15 AM

Yeah, hes alright

RhymesayersDU · 09-19-2007, 12:17 AM

A lot of these are jacked from Chuck Norris, but awesome nonetheless.

TheChamp24 · 09-19-2007, 12:19 AM

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gen...topic=37537447
39 pages of Champ Bailey stuff

Paladin · 09-19-2007, 12:50 AM

Jeez. 39 pages. Isn't that excessive?

TheChamp24 · 09-19-2007, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin

Jeez. 39 pages. Isn't that excessive?

I'm thinking Champ Bailey found out about it, and demanded it keep going by using mind control on the users there.

Wes Mantooth · 09-19-2007, 12:54 AM

"Champ Bailey is the reason why Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide."

Wow. I can't stop laughing.

Los Broncos · 09-19-2007, 12:55 AM

CB has a restringing order against him from a football

ZONA · 09-19-2007, 01:26 AM

Some of those are really good, like the glue from his sweat. Others are okay and some are down right pathetic. Say what you want about Champ but when you start talking about the man's piss, that's where I draw the line.

Atlas · 09-19-2007, 02:13 AM

I think these three are my favorites

Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Champ Bailey.

All stop signs will be replaced with a cardboard cutout of Champ Bailey.

at night, chuck norris checks under his bed for champ bailey

Atlas · 09-19-2007, 02:16 AM

champ bailey isnt a beast, a beast is a champ bailey.

vampires dont see their own reflections in the mirror, they see champ bailey.

champ bailey is the only person to literally catch a cold.

OrangeShadow · 09-19-2007, 06:33 AM

this has been posted here before but its definatley worth posting again

CHANGSTER · 09-19-2007, 06:46 AM

Nagasaki and Hiroshima once asked Champ Bailey to defend it's skies, Champ Bailey declined.

MechanicalBull · 09-19-2007, 07:07 AM

Some other good ones

champ bailey was issued a restraining order.....from a football.

contrary to popular belief, an ecilipse doesnt occur when the moon is between the sun and earth, it occurs when champ bailey is covering the sun

champ bailey after becoming frustrated that no balls were threw in his face, decided to become gay to see more action.

Kaylore · 09-19-2007, 07:13 AM

[This post has been intercepted by Champ Bailey.]

OrangeShadow · 09-19-2007, 07:44 AM

The saddest moment for a wide receiver is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Champ Bailey is.

i love that one

ksBRONCOfan · 09-19-2007, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

[This post has been intercepted by Champ Bailey.]

rep

Arkansas Bronco · 09-19-2007, 08:46 AM

Atlas most of those you got off broncomania were taken from Wikipedia. Sure they are funny but just naming the first place I read them.

Jason in LA · 09-19-2007, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RhymesayersDU

A lot of these are jacked from Chuck Norris, but awesome nonetheless.

We had some great Hixon jokes too.

Jason in LA · 09-19-2007, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHANGSTER

Nagasaki and Hiroshima once asked Champ Bailey to defend it's skies, Champ Bailey declined.

This one could be re-worded and it would still work.

Nagasaki and Hiroshima asked Champ Bailey to defend it's skies. No bombs have been dropped there since.

BlaK-Argentina · 09-19-2007, 11:08 AM

Champ Bailey has been banned from selecting in the NFL Draft... because he picks everyone.

That one is great.

Steve Sewell · 09-19-2007, 11:16 AM

I hope he gets to see this personally. He'd probably laugh his ass off.

broncosteven · 09-19-2007, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

[This post has been intercepted by Champ Bailey.]

http://orangemane.com/BB/showpost.ph...0&postcount=22

Dempsey Dog · 09-19-2007, 12:11 PM

This one just about killed me from laughter.....

Champ Bailey decided to sell his urine. The product is called Red Bull.

Broncochica · 09-19-2007, 01:12 PM

This is some great stuff.

Personally I hate to see Champ playing special teams... but he sure does hit hard when he makes a ST tackle cbf1

09-19-2007, 12:09 AM	#1
Atlas Draft Defense Early&Often Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,526	Champ Bailey is so good................. ....... That Ninjas are Champ Bailey in training. Stole this from Broncomania. Too good for them to have to themselves. The saddest moment for a wide receiver is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Champ Bailey is. T-Mobile has been in contact with Champ Bailey to provide their nationwide coverage. The movie "Catch me if you can" would have been a hell of a lot shorter if Champ Bailey was in it. Barry Bonds tested positive for Champ Bailey. On the seventh day, God rested and turned on the football game. He saw Champ Bailey and said, "Dear Me, what have I done!?" Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his life. Champ Bailey calls this "any given Sunday." Champ Bailey has been banned from selecting in the NFL Draft... because he picks everyone. Every player that has ever caught a pass over Champ Bailey is now under official investigation by the NFL for performance-enhancing drugs. All stop signs will be replaced with a cardboard cutout of Champ Bailey. When Champ Bailey goes to bed, his blankets don't cover him. He covers his blankets. Champ Bailey's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Champ Bailey. The only thing Champ Bailey can't do is work in law enforcement. He refuses to undercover. Glue is made from Champ Bailey's sweat. Champ Bailey isn't black, he is a shadow. Champ Bailey's football jersey has been issued to all US soldiers overseas to be worn as a bullet proof vest. Champ Bailey decided to sell his urine. The product is called Red Bull. Champ Bailey is the reason why Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide. The next edition of Madden NFL will feature five difficulties: Rookie, Pro, All-Pro, All-Madden, and Champ Bailey. Champ Bailey does not wear pads to protect himself, he wears them to protect others. CB doesn't stand for cornerback, it stands for Champ Bailey. Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Champ Bailey.

09-19-2007, 02:16 AM	#11
Atlas Draft Defense Early&Often Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,526	champ bailey isnt a beast, a beast is a champ bailey. vampires dont see their own reflections in the mirror, they see champ bailey. champ bailey is the only person to literally catch a cold. Last edited by Atlas; 09-19-2007 at 02:22 AM..

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09-19-2007, 12:15 AM	#2
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09-19-2007, 12:17 AM	#3
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,812 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	A lot of these are jacked from Chuck Norris, but awesome nonetheless.

09-19-2007, 12:19 AM	#4
TheChamp24 DERP DERP DERP The Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Broncos Country Posts: 4,872	http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gen...topic=37537447 39 pages of Champ Bailey stuff

09-19-2007, 12:50 AM	#5
Paladin Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,149	Jeez. 39 pages. Isn't that excessive?

09-19-2007, 12:54 AM	#7
Wes Mantooth Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,440	"Champ Bailey is the reason why Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide." Wow. I can't stop laughing.

09-19-2007, 12:55 AM	#8
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	CB has a restringing order against him from a football

09-19-2007, 01:26 AM	#9
ZONA Ring of Famer Liquid greatness in every packet Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 7,356 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	Some of those are really good, like the glue from his sweat. Others are okay and some are down right pathetic. Say what you want about Champ but when you start talking about the man's piss, that's where I draw the line.

09-19-2007, 02:13 AM	#10
Atlas Draft Defense Early&Often Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,526	I think these three are my favorites Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Champ Bailey. All stop signs will be replaced with a cardboard cutout of Champ Bailey. at night, chuck norris checks under his bed for champ bailey

09-19-2007, 06:33 AM	#12
OrangeShadow armed and dangerous Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,771	this has been posted here before but its definatley worth posting again

09-19-2007, 06:46 AM	#13
CHANGSTER You are a pizza burn... on the roof of the world's mouth Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SD Posts: 1,530	Nagasaki and Hiroshima once asked Champ Bailey to defend it's skies, Champ Bailey declined.

09-19-2007, 07:13 AM	#15
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,005 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	[This post has been intercepted by Champ Bailey.]

09-19-2007, 07:07 AM	#14
MechanicalBull Interesting Times Ahead Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,825	Some other good ones champ bailey was issued a restraining order.....from a football. contrary to popular belief, an ecilipse doesnt occur when the moon is between the sun and earth, it occurs when champ bailey is covering the sun champ bailey after becoming frustrated that no balls were threw in his face, decided to become gay to see more action.

09-19-2007, 07:44 AM	#16
OrangeShadow armed and dangerous Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,771	The saddest moment for a wide receiver is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Champ Bailey is. i love that one

09-19-2007, 08:46 AM	#18
Arkansas Bronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,237 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Atlas most of those you got off broncomania were taken from Wikipedia. Sure they are funny but just naming the first place I read them.

09-19-2007, 11:08 AM	#21
BlaK-Argentina Pampita says... ... support your team! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mar del Plata, Argentina. Posts: 5,174 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Champ Bailey has been banned from selecting in the NFL Draft... because he picks everyone. That one is great.

09-19-2007, 11:16 AM	#22
Steve Sewell Oh Tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Patrick and Ty's pimp Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 4,666 Adopt-a-Bronco: Reggie Rivers	I hope he gets to see this personally. He'd probably laugh his ass off.

09-19-2007, 12:11 PM	#24
Dempsey Dog Seasoned Veteran Duke...we miss ya! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 267 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	This one just about killed me from laughter..... Champ Bailey decided to sell his urine. The product is called Red Bull.

09-19-2007, 01:12 PM	#25
Broncochica Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cali. Posts: 2,460 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	This is some great stuff. Personally I hate to see Champ playing special teams... but he sure does hit hard when he makes a ST tackle cbf1