I am afraid that we will loose a spelling bee to Faiders

[go_broncos]

1) Whenever i watch Denver Game in NFL Network(replay) , next week we will loose the game..

I tried my best not to watch it.
But on monday, i was unable to control and watched the game.

2)

If i go to Arizona Cardinal's discussion board, next week we will loose the game.

I was curious to see what they were thinking about Matt after sunday's game and i went to their board.

Now, I am very much worried that we loose the game to Faiders..
I cannot tolerate if we loose to Broncos..

I am planning to skip the game...

I promise that i will never do this mistake again..

GO BRONCOS.....

[baja]

What's your address

[DomCasual]

This thread is so ripe with irony, I am going to have to defer to someone else to point it out.

It's.

Just.

Too.

Easy.

[BigPlayShay]

Is it the loose format of the post?

[chawknz]

Here's a little dirty secret I've been hiding..

I moved to Denver in November of last year. I went to my first home game VS the Chargers and we lost. I then attended the Seahawks game. We lost. And finally, i was at the 49ers game. We lost.

I went to the pre-season game this year vs the Browns. We lost.

I think I'm some sort of curse to the Broncos and Denver. A week after I moved here is when we had those never ending weeks of snow, including the Blizzard.

I am going to be at the Oakland game this weekend and if we lose this one, I am positive I am cursed and I will sell my GB and Chargers tickets for sure!

Okay maybe I won't, but still. I really needs this W this weekend.

[go_broncos]

Everything points to our lose....

[vancejohnson82]

Stop...

Sniffing....

Airplane Glue....

[TailgateNut]

Each week before the kick-off I "must" finish a Mississippi Mud, or else! I didn't drink one before the Browns game, so I'm at fault!

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by DeuceOfClub

Every time I beat my wife the Broncos loose. I tried very hard to control myself but yesterday she just had to buy the wrong kind of Beer.

And I even warn her at the beginning of the week to behave.

I don't know if you're being serious - I hope not. If you are, you do realize you have a problem that isn't something to joke about, right? Seriously, you should get some help, because you are hurting a lot of people with your actions. You can control your emotions. I know, because I have done it myself.

Find a therapist that will help you with your self-control. He or she will work with you so that you only beat your wife in the offseason and on bye weeks.

Do it for your wife. Do it for you. Most importantly, do it for all of us here at the Mane.

[Crushaholic]

I'm a big fan of loosers, especially loose women...

[vancejohnson82]

I read somewhere that we can reverse DeuceofClub's Curse of the Beating Wife...

if he beats his wife, one of us must also do it to reverse the curse

kind of like a double negative equaling a positive....tell your wives that if need be she might have to take one for the team (literally)....

[Rohirrim]

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by vancejohnson82

I read somewhere that we can reverse DeuceofClub's Curse of the Beating Wife...

if he beats his wife, one of us must also do it to reverse the curse

kind of like a double negative equaling a positive....tell your wives that if need be she might have to take one for the team (literally)....

I always said that if John Elway came to me (while he was playing), and said, "Listen, I can't explain how I know this, but I can guarantee you that if you allow me to have sex with your wife, the Broncos will win the next Super Bowl" - well, I would expect her to buck up a little bit.

She would always laugh and say, "I wish you would stop saying that to people. They'll think you're being serious!"

I still don't understand what she was trying to say.

[kamakazi_kal]

to the butt.................

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

Pictures like that are why Al Gore made the Internet!

[vancejohnson82]

haha, yeah that's weird

why would she say something like that?

[DenverBrit]

Originally Posted by chawknz

Here's a little dirty secret I've been hiding..

I moved to Denver in November of last year. I went to my first home game VS the Chargers and we lost. I then attended the Seahawks game. We lost. And finally, i was at the 49ers game. We lost.

I went to the pre-season game this year vs the Browns. We lost.

I think I'm some sort of curse to the Broncos and Denver. A week after I moved here is when we had those never ending weeks of snow, including the Blizzard.

I am going to be at the Oakland game this weekend and if we lose this one, I am positive I am cursed and I will sell my GB and Chargers tickets for sure!

Okay maybe I won't, but still. I really needs this W this weekend.

Stay home!

[CBF1]

Originally Posted by TailgateNut

Each week before the kick-off I "must" finish a Mississippi Mud, or else! I didn't drink one before the Browns game, so I'm at fault!

Now you are making excuses to drink

Professionals like us drink because it is there, No excuses needed. Next time you will get a neg rep for such crimes against mankind

[Spider]

I threw away that sharktooth Bronco hat ...what more do the football gods want from us ?

[Bronco Yoda]

[Merlin]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

This thread is so ripe with irony

Originally Posted by BigPlayShay

Is it the loose format of the post?

[Popcorn Sutton]

Could somebody please pass the bud?

[Que]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

I always said that if John Elway came to me (while he was playing), and said, "Listen, I can't explain how I know this, but I can guarantee you that if you allow me to have sex with your wife, the Broncos will win the next Super Bowl" - well, I would expect her to buck up a little bit.

She would always laugh and say, "I wish you would stop saying that to people. They'll think you're being serious!"

I still don't understand what she was trying to say.

Oh no hesitation there. We all must sacrifice. Now, let me reword your original post to something a little more iffy:

"I always said that if John Elway came to me (while he was playing), and said, "Listen, I can't explain how I know this, but I can guarantee you that if you allow me to have sex with you, the Broncos will win the next Super Bowl"

Now that is a true quandary. Discuss....

[Meck77]

Originally Posted by chawknz

Here's a little dirty secret I've been hiding..
.

Same here. We lost all the superbowls until I attended 32. Bowlen should hook me up with Superbowl seats next time we go so we don't loose again.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Que

Oh no hesitation there. We all must sacrifice. Now, let me reword your original post to something a little more iffy:

"I always said that if John Elway came to me (while he was playing), and said, "Listen, I can't explain how I know this, but I can guarantee you that if you allow me to have sex with you, the Broncos will win the next Super Bowl"

Now that is a true quandary. Discuss....

if that is the case ... chiefs have more super bowl wins then we do ......