I Know How to Catch Bin Laden!

[Rohirrim]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20640658/

If you watch the new video, you'll see a comparison picture between Osama in 2004 and Osama in 2007. It's so obvious, why can't the CIA see it? All they need to do is track all Grecian Formula purchases in Pakistan!!!

Do I get the $25 million?

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20640658/

If you watch the new video, you'll see a comparison picture between Osama in 2004 and Osama in 2007. It's so obvious, why can't the CIA see it? All they need to do is track all Grecian Formula purchases in Pakistan!!!

Do I get the $25 million?

I would have thought vanity would be considered a sin by Islam.

[Bronco Bob]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

I would have thought vanity would be considered a sin by Islam.

But you are assuming he did it out of vanity. Maybe he just thought it would be a good disguise.

[yavoon]

Originally Posted by Bronco Bob

But you are assuming he did it out of vanity. Maybe he just thought it would be a good disguise.

its only acceptable to color your beard in the way of jihad as a means to intimidate your enemy.

yah I didn't make that up.

[Bronco Bob]

Originally Posted by yavoon

its only acceptable to color your beard in the way of jihad as a means to intimidate your enemy.

yah I didn't make that up.

I got to say the black beard does make him look like even more of a bad ass.
The gray made him look more old and sickly.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by Bronco Bob

But you are assuming he did it out of vanity. Maybe he just thought it would be a good disguise.

You're right - I almost didn't recognize him.

[Bronco Bob]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

You're right - I almost didn't recognize him.

Yeah, me neither. I guess that's what he was praying to Allah for.

[Odysseus]

Osama works in New York at a 7-11. He drives cabs at night. He flies in and out of La Guardia all the time on a CIA credit card. He was working on having his own American Express commercial until Bushco told him to stop showing off.

[baja]

It's 50 million Ro.

[Bronco Bob]

Originally Posted by baja fan

It's 50 million Ro.

SHHHHHHH, I was the person assigned to pass the money out, and I was planning on skimming 50% for myself.

[baja]

Well if you give me 12.5 m I'll delete the post.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by quiettiger

He was working on having his own American Express commercial until Bushco told him to stop showing off.

Are you sure that wasn't his niece?

Bin Laden's Niece Poses for Racy Pictures




In an interview and photo shoot with GQ magazine, Wafah Dofour, Osama bin Laden's niece, posed for sexy pictures. She said she is nothing like the al-Qaida leader and wants acceptance by Americans. Pictures include lingerie and a bubble bath.

Her surname is Dofour because she adopted her mother's maiden name after 9/11. She is the daughter of Osama's half brother Yeslam Binladin, who spells his name intentionally different from his brother. Yeslam and Osama are 2 of their dad's 54 kids.

In the interview Dofour said she cried hysterically during the 9/11 attacks and she would never date a fundamentalist Muslim. The pictures in the magazine will likely be deemed obscene by conservative Muslims.

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=51908

http://www.waleg.com/archives/002138.html

[Rohirrim]

So now we've got a 6'5" Arab on dialysis who is using Grecian Formula. Maybe it's time that taxpayers realized we aren't getting out of the CIA what we're putting in. They knew that two of the hijackers were in San Diego taking flying lessons, and did nothing about it. Now, we're coming up on year six since the attack and we haven't had a sniff of the guy. I'm beginning to wonder if CIA doesn't stand for Central Incompetence Agency.

[Bronco Bob]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

So now we've got a 6'5" Arab on dialysis who is using Grecian Formula. Maybe it's time that taxpayers realized we aren't getting out of the CIA what we're putting in. They knew that two of the hijackers were in San Diego taking flying lessons, and did nothing about it. Now, we're coming up on year six since the attack and we haven't had a sniff of the guy. I'm beginning to wonder if CIA doesn't stand for Central Incompetence Agency.

You think this may be one of the reasons Ron Paul wants to get rid of the CIA?

[Rohirrim]

Originally Posted by Bronco Bob

You think this may be one of the reasons Ron Paul wants to get rid of the CIA?

It's pretty obvious to many that, once the USSR fell, the CIA has been a useless waste of money.

[yavoon]

Originally Posted by Bronco Bob

You think this may be one of the reasons Ron Paul wants to get rid of the CIA?

ron paul wants to get rid of cia? god why is he such a psycho?

[Rohirrim]

Originally Posted by yavoon

ron paul wants to get rid of cia? god why is he such a psycho?

Earth to Yavoon: The CIA had the information needed to stop THE WORST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL IN HISTORY, and failed to act on it. The CIA has become simply a tool of presidential malfeasance and misuse that carries out illegal missions which bypass the checks and balances of the Constitution. The CIA knew there were no WMDs in Iraq and yet, when the president ignored their warnings, they didn't side-step him and report to Congress. Why? Because they have become a tool of the executive office. I can think of no more dangerous set up: A president with his own, personal covert agency.

[baja]

But just think of all the cool movies that will lose their subject matter if the CIA is canned.

[Rohirrim]

Not to mention the fact that the CIA was once a STRICTLY overseas spy agency banned by law from spying on Americans. The Patriot Act did away with that barrier. Now the president can order covert spying against anyone they deem a terrorist, at home and abroad. Now, let's discuss the definition of the word "Terrorist." Does that just mean Al Queda, or could it also mean PETA, Greenpeace, or maybe even the ACLU? How about the AFL/CIO? Hey, the definition is up to the president, and the CIA. And they don't have to go before Congress, or any court, for permission.

[baja]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

Not to mention the fact that the CIA was once a STRICTLY overseas spy agency banned by law from spying on Americans. The Patriot Act did away with that barrier. Now the president can order covert spying against anyone they deem a terrorist, at home and abroad. Now, let's discuss the definition of the word "Terrorist." Does that just mean Al Queda, or could it also mean PETA, Greenpeace, or maybe even the ACLU? How about the AFL/CIO? Hey, the definition is up to the president, and the CIA.

"Either you are with us of you are against us"


We were warned....

[alkemical]

Hey, everything is fine as long as you use OUR dollar.

[alkemical]

[yavoon]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

Earth to Yavoon: The CIA had the information needed to stop THE WORST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL IN HISTORY, and failed to act on it. The CIA has become simply a tool of presidential malfeasance and misuse that carries out illegal missions which bypass the checks and balances of the Constitution. The CIA knew there were no WMDs in Iraq and yet, when the president ignored their warnings, they didn't side-step him and report to Congress. Why? Because they have become a tool of the executive office. I can think of no more dangerous set up: A president with his own, personal covert agency.

rant rant blah blah. the president actually setup the, wtf was it called? join intelligence something or other, which removed the cia from a direct link to the president. not that those facts even matter anymore to the ****ing crazies we have now.

u guys are some scary ****ers.

[alkemical]

Originally Posted by yavoon

rant rant blah blah. the president actually setup the, wtf was it called? join intelligence something or other, which removed the cia from a direct link to the president. not that those facts even matter anymore to the ****ing crazies we have now.

u guys are some scary ****ers.

Or the crazies that support an unconstitutional gov't.

[yavoon]

Originally Posted by claviculasolomonis

Or the crazies that support an unconstitutional gov't.

so I'm either with you or against you? interesting.