|08-27-2007, 07:19 PM||#1|
Ring of Famer
Join Date: May 2001
Future "Crimes" if your Choice for Pres gets the nod
Future crimes to pin on potential presidents:
1. Hillary: Whitewater will be resurrected, and she will be found guilty of having sex with teenage male interns. Bill will be “ok” with it.
2. Obama: Found guilty of using a ghost writer for the Audacity of Hope, and not paying this illegal immigrant at least 5.15 an hour for the job.
3. Romney will be arrested by the PETA special crimes unit, and tied to the top of his limo during road trips for punishment.
4. McCain will be found guilty of causing cruel and unusual punishment to his Viet Cong captures, and will be sued by illegal’s in Arizona for not being aggressive enough in passing legislation given them amnesty.
5. Fred Thomas would be found guilty of fabrication of his law degree, thus negating all past convictions he tried including the complete absolving of Nixon of any wrong-doing.
5. Huckelbee will be put on trial to prove that he is actually real, and not a creation of Hanna Barbara.
6. Giuliani will be found guilty of not actually legally divorcing any of his wives, therefore by default becoming a polygamist, and deciding “what the hell why not – I have no morals anyway” and moves in next door to Tom Green.
7. Ron Paul would be sentenced to personally count all the hanging chads in each state of the union before taking office because of a new law passed in (an emergency midnight session) by the Dems and the Rebubs eliminating funding for the counting of anything “hanging” or “pregnant” due to “deteriating moral conditions in America.”
Last edited by Bob; 08-27-2007 at 11:15 PM..