|08-24-2007, 03:56 AM||#1|
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Arcadia, CA
This sounds pretty painful
Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:37PM EDT
.MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
© Reuters 2007. All rights reserved.
(Insert obvious Bob joke here)
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|08-24-2007, 04:17 AM||#2|
Famer of Rings
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif.
So Cal a thread is already on this! But PREDICT was fine. It is the POSTDICT that I am worried about!
|08-25-2007, 02:49 PM||#3|
The Dude abides.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: SLC, UT
The Fax Machine
Well, sitting on the couch, naked, drinking vodka might have been a start.
|08-26-2007, 02:39 PM||#4|
Lights Out B***h!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Is it worse than having your sack torn open by an angry Sooner fan?
How rivalry became violent
By Jay F. Marks
The rancor in the Red River Rivalry apparently doesn't die between football or basketball seasons.
An Oklahoma City man has been charged with aggravated assault and battery, accused of causing extensive damage to another man's scrotum just because he wore a University of Texas shirt into a local bar.
Allen Michael Beckett, 53, has not been arrested on the felony charge, which was filed Monday in Oklahoma County District Court. It carries up to five years in prison if he is convicted.
Beckett is accused of having launched a verbal attack on Brian Thomas when the other man walked into Henry Hudson's Pub at 3509 NW 58 on June 17, according to court documents.
Thomas said Beckett, whom he had never met, called him "everything under the sun” for wearing a Longhorns T-shirt into the bar.
He said he and his friend sat at a table in the corner and tried to ignore the other man, but other man — who apparently is a University of Oklahoma fan — kept screaming at him.
Thomas said he decided he'd had enough after about 20 minutes of Beckett's abuse so he went to the bar to pay his tab. When he turned around, he said Beckett grabbed his crotch and refused to let go.
Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn't let go until Thomas heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg.
Thomas, who grew up a Texas fan, said it took more than 60 stitches to close his wound.
Two months later, he said he still is a lot of pain.The injury also caused Thomas to fall behind on his child support payments because he couldn't work.
Beckett could not be reached for comment Wednesday by The Oklahoman.