Castro dead?

[dark_hawk]

I dont usually venture into the depths of this place as it tends to get ugly but I've had 3 people in the past 10 minutes ask me if I heard the news about Castro. I know the rumors have been going around for months but still wanted to know if anyone else had heard anything.

[Bronco Bob]

dept. of fond farewells OMG BREAKING CASTRO IS MAYBE DEAD AGAIN!!!



Good news, America! Our long half-century war with Cuban sensation Fidel Castro may finally be over, because he’s dead. Maybe. Our blogging comrade Perez Hilton (who is Cuban, and from Florida) is reporting exclusively that he heard a rumor that U.S. officials will soon announce Castro’s death. Another exclusive report is here, making it all the more exclusive.
We sort of thought Cuba would announce it first, but who knows. Maybe the USA can sort of feel like it “won” by rushing the announcement. Oh, and the riot cops are all ready to go in Miami, which is home to tens of thousands of really old people who are still worked up about Castro. They might have strokes or something, so you can’t be too careful.
Fidel Castro has outlived the following ten U.S. presidents who always tried to kill him: Dwight “I like Ike” Eisenhower, John “JFK” Kennedy, Lyndon “LBJ” Johnson, Richard “Dick” M. Nixon, Gerald “Jerry” Ford, Jimmy “James Earl Jones” Carter, Ronald “Nancy” Reagan, George “Wimp Factor” Bush, Bill “Monica” Clinton and George “Junior” Cheney-Bush.

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept'-of-fond-farewells/omg-breaking-castro-is-maybe-dead-again-293301.php

[Rohirrim]

He started to die, but Francisco Franco resucitated him.

[Pezman]

God help the Miami locals. The infusion of immigrants will be unreal.

[Pezman]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

He started to die, but Francisco Franco resucitated him.

And this just in to SNL news, Francisco Franco is still dead

[dark_hawk]

Originally Posted by Bronco Bob

dept. of fond farewells OMG BREAKING CASTRO IS MAYBE DEAD AGAIN!!!



Good news, America! Our long half-century war with Cuban sensation Fidel Castro may finally be over, because he’s dead. Maybe. Our blogging comrade Perez Hilton (who is Cuban, and from Florida) is reporting exclusively that he heard a rumor that U.S. officials will soon announce Castro’s death. Another exclusive report is here, making it all the more exclusive.
We sort of thought Cuba would announce it first, but who knows. Maybe the USA can sort of feel like it “won” by rushing the announcement. Oh, and the riot cops are all ready to go in Miami, which is home to tens of thousands of really old people who are still worked up about Castro. They might have strokes or something, so you can’t be too careful.
Fidel Castro has outlived the following ten U.S. presidents who always tried to kill him: Dwight “I like Ike” Eisenhower, John “JFK” Kennedy, Lyndon “LBJ” Johnson, Richard “Dick” M. Nixon, Gerald “Jerry” Ford, Jimmy “James Earl Jones” Carter, Ronald “Nancy” Reagan, George “Wimp Factor” Bush, Bill “Monica” Clinton and George “Junior” Cheney-Bush.

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept'-of-fond-farewells/omg-breaking-castro-is-maybe-dead-again-293301.php

yeah thats kinda what i figured

[Crushaholic]

Originally Posted by Pezman

God help the Miami locals. The infusion of immigrants will be unreal.

I seem to remember a story about people down there organizing a party when Castro dies. If I remember correctly, it will be held in the Orange Bowl...